Me: "Things not to Brag About"
Gumball: I'm starting eating that banana last week, I still haven't finish it.
The next day...
Gumball: I just learned the word "Badminton." WHAT?!
The next next day...
Gumball: I've got 2 nickels in my fanny pack.
Me: That's 2 Things not to Brag About.
The next next next day...
Gumball: I have a mole I'm keeping an eye on.
The next next next next day...
Gumball: I cut my own hair. And then I save it.
The next next next next next day...
Gumball: I'm allergic to make-up.
He put on a make-up and started sneezing 3 times.
Gumball: You can leave. I've just begun a very time-consuming sneeze loop.