Author's Note: If you do NOT like Inappropriate, Offensive, or Cursing then don't read my series. All of them will have Cursing. It's rare for them to be Offensive. It will usually be Inappropriate. I will try pairing Harem up with Ashley, (girl version of Ash Ketchum, if you didn't know) or a new character. If YOU want to join in, give me your personality, character name, and your team. Please note: if your too strong, you will be rejected.
Harem's Info:
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Red, (my profile pic)
Hair Length: Medium
Favorite Pokemon: Charmander
Back-story: Harem was named what he was named because, his father wanted him to have luck with forming groups, with girls, and his mother thought it was a unique name, unaware of the meaning at the time of his birth. He loves ramen, and hentai.
Team: Charmander, Bulbasaur, Eevee
Friends: Blue, Ashley, More to come
Likes: Noodles, ramen, anime, magna, sexual things, and fire
Hates: The color blue, Team Rocket, his hair, and Ashley when she's teasing him
LAST TIME ON POKE'MON: HAREM EDITION. . . HAREM FORMED. . . A HAREM. HE SAVED CHARMANDER FROM BEING RAPED BY BULBASAUR! AN EEVEE MIGHT MAKE CHARMANDER JEALOUS, IT'S FOND OF HAREM! NOW TO THE ARTICLE OF TODAY!
Harem sat against the trash cans, as an upset, but grinning figure looked at him. Her face was covered by the sun. "Baka." said the figure, and by the voice, I automatically understood who it was. "What do you want, Ashley?" I muttered. Charmander was still roaming. I forgot to retrieve her! It looks like 'I' raped her, from the marks Bulbasaur made!
"It wasn't me, this is a mis-understanding!" I yelled. She laughed, evil-like. "I'm going to tell your mother." she said, walking off. "Go Bulbasaur!" I yelled, throwing the grass emblem poke-ball. What? It was my only male. Bulbasaur licked his lips.
"Do something about your brat, Harem!" yelled Ashley, trying not to the enjoy the rapist Pokemon. I waited so long, she got slutty! I finally retrieved Bulbasaur, and she fell down, in the path of a lawn mower. Her shirt got ripped, but she rolled out of the way. Charmander, hid in her Poke-ball. Ashley walked over to me. "You're so lucky. I want a male, but I only have a female." she pouted.
"I'm not giving you Bulbasaur." I said confident that she wouldn't seduce me. "Pwetty pwease?" she said, making a heart float off her finger. I grinned. "You'll have to do me a favor." I grinned. She instantly walked away without Bulbasaur. So much for that plan, I thought. I just realized.
I had only a shirt, no pants, but the shirt was see-through. Wow. Without warning, I dozed off. I went into the dream part of me. I was the champion. I had accomplished my dream of having a harem containing every Pokemon. I went over to the legendary, Mew, and I woke.
There was someone; a girl; on my dick. She looked. . . familiar. "Uh. . . Ashley?!" I shrieked, realizing who it was. She scrambled off, Eevee popping out of my Poke-ball. Eevee sat confused. I guess she doesn't know? I finally got up.
I wasn't really 'cut out' for this training stuff. I guess it would make my Harem bigger, though. And so, I started out for Route One. I am SO dirty, I thought to myself, as I thought about Charmander. I kind of broke down, after ten minutes. "Oh fu-!" I yelled as Charmander jumped in the way of a Pokemon attack, and I got knocked out. I woke to Charmander crying on my chest, Eevee tilting her head, and Bulbasaur trying to make Eevee perverted.
I saw a shirt on the ground- not mine. It'll hide my dick, I thought as I put it on. I unfortunately found some khaki's. First chance I get, these are off!, I thought. I saw two Eevees- not mine, crawling near, and growling. Two people, Blue, and some girl who looked fabulous. The girl, and Blue had black pants, shirts, and even hats!
"Hey," I yelled "Team Rocket!" My Eevee popped out, and they sniffed each other. "Bulbasaur, Charmander!" I yelled, throwing their Poke-balls. What? We could all have fun. . . even Team Rocket, I thought. I threw off my clothes, that I just put on, and joined all of them. The Team Rocket Grunt's did the same.
It was hazy. I fell asleep, and we had fun in our sleep. I woke up to white, bursting out of all of us. We all woke at that moment. "I don't think we're virgins, anymore!" the girl, and I yelled. "I already lost that ten years ago." muttered Blue, who was twelve. "I'm Serena." said the girl, retrieving her Fennekin, and Eevee and Blue, retrieved an Eevee.
The Girl got close to me, wrote her number in my Poke Gear, and stuck my dick in her vagina. She instantly yanked it out, as another girl found us. She has a Jigglypuff. She threw off her clothes, Jigglypuff transformed into a dick, and she stuck it in her vagina. "Green, get out of here." muttered Blue. "Aw, brother, you're no fun!" she teased. I ran out the wheat field, again naked. I tripped, and landed in a Pokemon Center, and the doors slide open when I tripped in.
Author's Note: Want the info? Just read the beginning. Also, I want you to really write reviews about characters. I need more plot, not just show, magna, the original magna, and custom characters. I'm serious. I might give up, without your support. It's the reason I was gone SO long. I might do Naruto: High School again, soon. DBZ Hiruko was my main, but I have three chapters, two for this, and one for Hiruko. I need you guy's to help me out, and suggest new series! Signed,
Yours Truly, TheGreatFanFictionWriter. (Seriously surprised no-one took that, ha ha.)