Tsuko- Yay! Next chapter!! WoOt!

Bakura- o.O Why do you have to make us do the news anyways?

Tsukiko- Yeah. Thats the new's peoples jobs.

Tsuko- Oh get over it.

Bakura- ::Evil death glare::

Tsuko- Bakura do the disclaimer so I can get on with the show!!!

Bakura- No.

Tsuko- Pleeease!

Bakura- No.

Tsuko- ::Puppy dog eyes:: Pleeeease!!

Bakura- No. Make Tsukiko Do it. Its her turn anyways.

Tsuko- TSUKIKO DO THE DISCLAIMER NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tsukiko- o.o Tsuko doesn't own anything.

Tsuko- ^^

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Malik- Hello! And Welcome back to New's at 10!

Yugi- Why do they call it News at 10 when its not even 10?

Malik- I dunno. It just sounds good.

Yugi- And how come you get to be the host?

Malik- Because I am special.

Yugi- And how come Yami is in this and I'm not?

Malik- Because the camera can't go that low.

Yugi- Hey! That was mean!

Malik- I know.. ::Turns into his Yami and sends Yugi to the shadow realm:: Die little one! Die! Bwahahaha!!

Tsukiko- o.o

Malik- Erm, Yeah. Now to Bakura with the Traffic for today!

~*~Camera Changes~*~

Bakura- ::Standing there not saying anything::

Malik- ::Cough:: Bakura! Say the Traffic! ::Cough::

Bakura- No.

Malik- And why not?!

Bakura- Because I was supposed to be the host!

Malik- Fine! You can be the host!

Bakura- Good. Now you get to do the traffic! ::Goes over the the host spot and sits down handing Malik the papers::

Malik- ::Mutters:: Stupid Thief... Well! The traffic for today is gonna be...::Looks at sheet:: Bad! All the cars are gonna crash in the 4-way intersection! And everyone is gonna die!

Tsukiko- -ahem- Malik..Thats not on the damn sheet! Read whats on the friggin sheet!

Malik- Why? I have my own predictions.

Tsukiko- -.-;

Malik- What?

Tsukiko- Now back to Um..Bakura.

~*~Camera changes~*~

Bakura- *Humming "Crawling" By Linkin Park*

Tsukiko- BAKURA!!!

Bakura- What?

Tsukiko- Your on..

Bakura- Oh am I?

Tsukiko- And now to Tsuko and Yami with weather!!!

~*~Camera Change and Yami is chasing Tsuko around and Tsuko is running and screaming with the board pen in her hand~*~

Yami- Come on!! Give me the Pen!!!

Tsuko- Catch me first!!

Yami- Grr!

Tsuko- ::Sticks out her tongue:: Nyah nyah!

Tsukiko- O.O Ummm...

~*~Camera Changes again~*~

Bakura- ::Evil laugh:: I shall kill you all!! I am now the host of this show!!!

Tsukiko- Meep.

~*~Camera changes to Malik~*~

Malik- ::Is now his Yami and is now chasing Yami around the room in Weather::

Marik- Give me the damn god card Pharaoh!!!

Yami- Never!!

~*~Camera changes and Tsukiko is standing there~*~

Tsukiko- Well it looks like the casts in the show are all crazy! Tune in next time to see if I can actually get them to shut up and do what their told!! Ja Ne for now!!