"Well…that was certainly an interesting first day;" Maxwell stated seriously as they walked down into the Great Hall for first year sorting (they are early for seats near the good food.)
"I agree," Ben said with a chuckle, "I'm glad you look normal now that could have been an interesting way to go to classes."
"I hate you," Maxwell muttered as he carted his hand through his auburn tinted blond hair.
Sarah laughed before replying with a smug, "But you love us more, Max."
Max sent his most frightening glare before all three burst into laughter, "Too true, too true,"
The trio watched in horror as a blond haired girl entered the hall. "No…" Ben hissed, "Dear Merlin, No!!"
"Helloguyshowhaveyoubeenihopewehavefunthisyearlikelastyear," The stalker of the young Black and Simmons said as annoyingly quickly as possible with a sadistic giggle.
"Fine Martha!" Ben and Max mumbled with a sigh.
Sarah, on the other hand, was not so calm about the situation, "WHAT THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE!! WHAT BLOODY IDIOT LET YOU THE BLOODY HELL INTO THIS BLOODY SCHOOL SO YOU COULD BOTHER THE BLOODY HELL OUT OF US!!"
"Five" Ben muttered to Max who nodded in agreement, "she must be really mad,"
Max nodded and then sighed, "Well Martha is crazy,"
"I know but five?"
"I DON'T CARE THAT YOU'RE THE BLOODY-- "
"Six," Max pointed out.
"COUSIN OF BLOODY--"
"Seven" Ben cut in.
"MALFOY OR THAT ONE OF OUR BLOODY--"
"Eight," Max said in wonder, " the last time she cursed Martha this many times was when she broke into your house—"
Sirius, who had been watching the scene unfold with interest interrupted the conversation, "What!! She broke into Grandmother's house!!"
Ben nodded. "TEACHERS GAVE YOU A BLOODY—"
"Nine! She's now tied with the time Martha went through your trunk and started sniffing your dirty underwear,"
"That's bizarre," Remus quickly remarked staring at Martha with unadulterated fear.
"RECOMMENDATION TO THIS BLOODY—"
"Ten" Peter giggled, "I like this game!!" Everyone turned and looked at him and James sighed and patted him on the head:
"Good for you Peter, that's nice,"
"SCHOOL SO YOU COULD DRIVE US INTO BLOODY—"
"Eleven," Ben sighed, "More than the time Martha tied us to chairs and told us she would only untie us if we took wizarding oaths to allow only her to bear our children,"
"Bloody Hell that girl is crazy!" James exclaimed and Ben and Max both nodded sadly."
"INSANITY—" Sarah finished her rant over a still happy and smiling Martha who stood unperturbed by the entire affair.
"You know she doesn't care if you yell at her," Max pointed out.
"Yeah…" Sarah mumbled sheepishly.
"Well… you feel better?" Ben asked. At Sarah's nod he continued, then it's fine."
"Yeah," Max butted in, "She probably thinks that you brainwashed us with those pumpkin 'Martian mind control' cookies again"
"I really want to shag her," Peter said dreamily.
a/n: I really hate him he makes me want to hit a wall
"Alright… we have all discovered that Peter has issues!" Sarah shouted enthusiastically.
and now to the end of the sorting!! (Mainly so I can have it in here)
"…And finally, we have Zarrot Zyxert," McGonagall sighed, her voice slightly hoarse.
"SLYTHERIN"
" And now, due to some family quarrels, we will sort our new transfer students: Polaris Black--
"Ben" Ben/Polaris hissed.
"-- Sarah Potter, Maxwell Simmons, and Martha Malfoy" Dumbledore announced.
"Mr. Black, please place the hat on you head and it will tell you your house," McGonagall sighed.
"GRYFFINDOR!!" the sorting hat screamed.
"I could have told them that with out them tell into the world my first name," Ben ground out angrily.
As he went to take a seat at the now screaming Gryffindor table, Sarah walked up and whispered, "Save me a seat!"
"GRYFFINDOR!!"
"Maxwell Simmons!"
"GRYFFINDOR!!"
"and finally, Martha Malfoy" McGonagall sighed again.
As the hat was placed over her head, it let out an ear splitting scream and started to cry, "Albus, I'm begging you!! Make it stop!!" and promptly lost its extraordinary properties and became and ordinary hat.
"Wow…" Professor Dumbledore mumbled, "um….dear? ... Why don't you be in Slytherin?" Martha sat down next to Lucius Malfoy and the entire school populous stared at her in shock.
"wow indeed," Max murmured, "I told you she was crazy," He said, turning to the Marauder crew, "I told you."