Artemis the Slut and the Hunters of Apollo
"Hey, 'lil bro," Artemis greeted her twin brother.
Apollo rolled his eyes, as did the rest of his Hunters. "Why are you here Artemis? Shouldn't you be screwing someone?"
Artemis shrugged. "You know I can't resist myself from your cute Hunters! I just got laid about twenty minutes ago…and I thought I'd visit my 'lil bro."
Apollo stomped his foot in frustration. "WE'RE TWINS, ARTEMIS! I'LL NOT YOUR 'LIL BRO! I'M TRYING TO HUNT WITH MY HUNTERS SO LEAVE ME ALONE!"
"Geez, 'lil bro, don't be so mean. Your Hunters are just so HOT."
The Hunters of Apollo, several male virgin hunters, rolled their eyes and sighed. Artemis was always there, trying to flirt with them.
Artemis strolled up to one Hunter she particularly liked more than the rest. He had brown hair and blue eyes and he was just about the hottest Hunter in the group. His skin was tan, and his body was muscular. His name was Brandon, and Artemis really wished he wasn't devoted to Apollo.
"Well, hello there, handsome," Artemis said, flipping her long auburn hair. Artemis knew she looked hot. She was wearing a pink half-shoulder shirt, a white mini-skirt, high-heels, gorgeous jewelry, her hair was styled like a model's, and her makeup looked perfect. The outfit also hugged her perfectly curved body and showed off her slender legs. It was no wonder just about every guy wanted to hook up with her.
In other words, Artemis was the complete opposite of her brother. Apollo preferred to stay in the form of a twelve-year-old, while Artemis liked to stay in the form of a teenager. Apollo was a virgin god, while Artemis went around screwing just about everything she could get her hands on. Apollo was a blonde, while Artemis was auburn-haired. Apollo had the sun, and Artemis had the moon. Yet, people ALWAYS expected them to get along.
Brandon sighed. "Hello, Lady Artemis."
"So…you want a ride in my moon chariot, you know it's almost time for night to start." Artemis winked and gave him a dazzling smile.
"Sorry, Lady Artemis, but no. I am hunting with your brother, Lord Apollo."
"Pfft. What is it with you hunter dudes? It's, like, soooooooooo boring."
"Artemis, shut up and go away!" Apollo snapped.
Artemis pouted. "Seriously, 'lil bro, why are you always on me?"
"Well," Apollo started. "You're cocky. You're self-centered. You're immature. You hit on my Hunters. And you fuck everything that walks the earth!"
"What's so bad about that?"
"Go away, Artemis. I'm trying to hunt."
"But hunting is soooooooooo boring. You should totally give up that lame vow and just, like, SCREW someone."
Apollo's eyes flared. "Do not insult my vow! You know I don't like hanging around women!"
"Someone's sexist!"
"ARTEMIS, JUST PLEASE LEAVE!"
"Wait, wait, wait…I feel…I feel…a HAIKU!"
Apollo facepalmed. "Oh no."
"Green grass—"
Apollo clasped a hand over his sister's mouth. "NO! NO, PLEASE! If you love me, you will never ever finish that haiku!"
Artemis rubbed her chin. "Hmm…prove my love for darling 'lil bro, or finish my fantabulous haiku…green grass—"
"ARTEMIS GO AWAY!"
"Oh, but what's the fun of going away? I'd rather stay here with your HOT Hunter dudes! WHO WANTS TO SNORT CHOCOLATE?"
"ARTEMIS!"
Artemis pulled out a box of chocolates and a straw. "Come on…it's not like drugs at all and it's really fun. Plus, it gets you in that…mood."
Apollo's blue eyes flashed murderously. "ARE YOU TRYING TO DRUG MY HUNTERS?"
Artemis shook her head quickly. "I'm not trying to drug them; I'm trying to seduce them. Learn the difference, bro."
"GET OUT RIGHT NOW! I AM TRYING TO HUNT A MONSTER THAT MIGHT CAUSE THE DOWNFALL OF OLYMPUS, THUS THE DOWNFALL OF THE WORLD!"
Artemis shrugged. "So?"
"If this monster destroys Olympus and the world…then there will be no more handsome mortal guys for you to make babies with."
Artemis's eyes widened. "Holy Hades, THIS IS SERIOUS!" She vanished in a cloud of silvery dust.
"Um, Lord Apollo," Brandon said. "Which monster will destroy Olympus?"
"None," Apollo answered. "I just wanted to get her out of here."
I wanted to make this chapter longer, but I FAILED! But, like my instrumental music teacher says, it's not about how long the content is, it's about what's in the content. Hope you liked this chapter! And for my other story, Beneath the Surface, I will try to make it less boring and more dramatic! So keep your eyes open for my next update!
P.S. I got that "snort chocolate" thing from a Jenna Marbles video on YouTube. The video is called "Things to Do Instead of Cleaning Your Room". Here's the link: .com/watch?v=EvHwh9O9Tsg (just type in "youtube" in front of ".com", you'll get the video). :D