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Ch. 2: Pixie Sticks
It was a surprisingly calm evening at the Cullen house that night. Unless you counted the three plotting teenage girls who were about to commit the ultimate offense on a Mr. Edward Cullen.
Alice and Rosalie were filling Bella in on the last part of their plan. This sleep over was going so well that it was scary. So far there had been no makeovers and no broken bones.
"Okay. So do you have the stuff?" Alice asked for the umpteenth time.
"Yes Alice. I have everything."
"Good. Let's go girls. It's time for the hunt."
Three evil grins spread across their faces. Anyone who saw them at this point knew that they were up to no good.
Slowly they crept through the hallway. You could here the sound of music coming from the destination. It took all of Bella's willpower not to start giggling at the thing they were about to do.
The door further down the hallway opened up and Emmett stepped out.
"Is it time?"
Alice nodded and gave a silent laugh. Rosalie huffed and pushed Alice along. Emmett disappeared down the stairs, laughing all the while.
They neared the bedroom door and the suspense was enough to kill anyone. The girls had been planning this since Bella had arrived. Edward hadn't a chance of knowing. Their thoughts were heavily guarded through the whole process of planning.
Rosalie slowly placed her hand on the doorknob and prepared to bust in. With one last clarification, the operation "Torture Edward" had begun.
Rosalie through open the door and Alice and Bella dashed in with the equipment ready. Edward had a bewildered look on his face.
"What's going on?"
Alice's response was, "Hold him down Rose!"
Edward's eyes flew open and a look of horror came over his flawless features. Bella was grinning like a maniac.
"Bella! Help me!"
The grin widened and if possible Edward's eyes grew even wider. In Bella's hands were over a hundred different flavored pixie sticks.
"Ready Alice," Bella cackled.
Alice laughed and nodded. In Rosalie's grasp, Edward was finished.
Alice forced his mouth open and Bella began to tear open three pixie sticks.
Edward's yells went a little like this, "Hel' me! ther' tyin to ill' me! (translation: help me. their trying to kill me!)
Bella now had the three pixie sticks open and handed them to Alice. Alice gave one last evil laugh and began pouring the pixie powder into Edward's mouth. His cries now sounded as if he was being strangled.
Over and over, Bella handed Alice open packs of pixie sticks which were poured into Edward's forcefully opened mouth. In the last few moments of Edward's torture, Emmett and Jasper came in laughing their heads off.
Rosalie had now relinquished her hold on Edward, and he was trying to swallow/ spit out the powder in his mouth. At the last second, Bella decides to make it worse.
She grabs and extra three pixie sticks, and before Edward could protest, she grabs the hem of his pants, and pours the powder down his pants.
The room went deadly quiet. Edward was silently twitching. The silence was short lived because Edward began to scream like a little girl, "Oh My F'ing God. What the hell! On Duck. It's sticking; it's sticking!"
Emmett and Jasper were on the floor trying to breathe from laughing. Alice and Bella were trying to support themselves. Rosalie was on Edward's couch howling.
Edward forgave his love and his family for the incident. Sadly, he had never been able to look at any form of sugar again. Especially a PIXIE STICK!