Lincoln was a badass at parkour and had taken up an audience for his very first live performance.
He was going to attempt to climb a crane and break dance at the top.
He stood at the bottom in his elbow pads and his cliche attire. He inhaled and exhaled.
"LETS GO!"
Lincoln jumped and grasped his hand on the bar. He flipped up and began scaling the crane. Dont get me wrong he was great at parkour today...
Just wasnt his mutha fuckin day.
He slipped on the top and fell but right before he hit the pavement the crane grabbed him! Lincoln was saved.
Then it dropped him three feet and slammed ALL the way in his prostate. He squeeled but not in pain... in pleasure!
It soon tore him apart from the inside and he died a long drawn out painful death. Soon his sisters did a mass suicide in honor of there brother Lincoln all of Royal woods died.
It is now a ghost town.
The end.