Ways to annoy Mello
Tell him that he looks like a girl and that he's permanently PMSing.
Throw a bottle of midol at him and tell him to take these.
Dye his hair black when he's sleeping.
Steal all his clothes and leave only dresses for him.
Stamp him with a big red letter "F" onto his forehead and tell him that he fails.
Replace his gun with a water gun.
Ask him if you can borrow some of his pads.
When he's eating white chocolate yell, "OMG, You're eating Near!"
Tell him that the only reason Matt loves him is because he looks like a girl.
Tell him that Matt said he's a pretty girl.
Handcuff him to the bed and take all his chocolate away then start eating it right in front of him and dont let him have any then laugh at him because he can't get you.
Handcuff him to Matt AND Near then ask who he loves more.
Then throw yaoi of them at him.
Call him a pervert and a child molester.
Put make-up on him when he's sleeping.
Play the song "Milkshake" whenever he enters the room.
Call him Willy Wonka.
Bitch slap him and say, "You make a better girl than me!"
Call him an Uke-face, repeatedly.
Ask him how his twin sister, Misa-Misa, is doing.
B: Poor Uke-face. E, you know since we are talking crap about him, he's gonna end up right behiiiind us.
E: I know and he'll probably hit instead of you.
B: You're the target for abuse. I guess because you're so much like him.
E: AM NOT!
B: You so are.
E: SHUT UP NEAR, WHERES MY SLIM JIM!?
B: You see, you're just like Mello is with his chocolate but with jerky instead. :3
E: STFU or U don't get any.
B: FINE!
B: Anywayssssssssss. Review and whatnot and tell us if you have any ideas. AND OMG E HAS JERKY! -Runs off.-
Lilly: What about me? I helped a little.
E: You want some jerky?
Lilly: Okay!
E B n Lilly: Byeeeeeee. -All run away with jerky.-