Dear journal,
So… Even though this is Pit's journal, I figured I could write in it too. I mean, it's basically private since he can't even read what he 'wrote.' Although I don't understand why he wants to confess things to a computer when he's basically telling it to me but whatever. I've basically come to terms with the fact that he'll never make sense.
Anyway… After I finished writing Pit's entry I told him that Palutena lied to him about his sword techniques getting better. He thought I was just being mean but I told that he honestly wasn't getting better and probably never would. ...And he got upset and jumped out of the window.
...I'm sure he's okay(with the window thing), but I'm… Uh, I feel weird. Like there's a… I have no other word to describe it so, like there's a pit in my stomach(and not Pit, I knew this metaphor was stupid!).
You know what? It'll probably go away. Maybe I ate something weird.
-Dark Pit(I'm only 'signing off!' so Pit doesn't catch on. Even though he can't read. Moron.)