Babysitting the Koopalings Chapter 2: Luigi's Mansion, a mario fanfic

8:00 A.M.

Luigi cowardly walked through the upstairs hallway. He had pillows tied to his back and front, pads wrapped around each leg, and a bucket helmet, along with a trash can lid shield. He shook the entire way as he slowly and silently made his way through the halls, cringing each time the floorboard squeaked. He felt the house really was under attack by the koopalings. He quietly hummed the Luigi's Mansion theme to himself to calm himself down.

"You look like an idiot," said Roy.

Luigi screamed and turned around in fright. "Get away you demon koopa!" he shrieked.

"There's nothing to do in this dump! What do you do for entertainment around here?"

"Uh…w-watch TV? Most of the time we're either rescuing Peach, in Toad Town, or at Peach's castle."

"What about video games?"

"I have a GameCube."

"Do you have Super Smash Bros. Melee?!"

"No, but I have an even better game!"

Roy's face lit up. "What? What? What is it?!"

Roy frowned and grunted. " 'Luigi's Mansion'?"

"Starring the one and only Luigi! I still remember that day when Nintendo hired me to star in my own game! That wonderful day, I was—"

"This game sucks."

Luigi's wide smile turned into a frown. His eyebrows lowered. "What?"

"Shoving Mario into outer space worked, putting him on an island with fat piantas and Bowser Jr. worked, heck, putting him in a hotel with you worked better than this!"

Luigi growled. "Hotel Mario sucked balls! Super Mario Sunshine sucked, Super Mario Galaxy sucked, every Mario game sucks! Luigi's Mansion and Mario is Missing are the ONLY games that are good in the franchise!"

"Whoa, do you have an inferiority complex or somethin'?"

"NO I DO NOT!" Luigi shoved the disc into the GameCube, and the game started. He pushed Roy onto the bed and handed him a GameCube controller. "Play the game!"

"No!"

"PLAY THE GAME!"

Roy yelped and pressed the A button, beginning a new game of Luigi's Mansion.

The door swung open. "Hey, Luigi, can I borrow—" began Lemmy. Luigi gave Lemmy a death stare that almost gave him a heart attack. "Agh!" Lemmy slammed the door shut.