UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING PRESENTS... THE ONE-SHOT!

Chapter 2: UCW No Holds Barred title match: Aragorn versus Spiderman.

Megaman: 'Ladies and gentlemen, it is my pleasure to announce that it is now time for your next match for this evening. The following contest is scheduled for one fall, has no time limit and is for the vacant No Holds Barred Championship of the World!'

'First, hailing from Manhattan, New York, weighing in at 215lbs, he is SPIDERMAN!' Megaman introduced. Meant to Live by Switchfoot played in the background as Spiderman, wearing his traditional red-and-blue costume, swung in on his webbing, hanging from the arena ceiling before releasing into the ring.

'And his opponent, hailing from Gondor, Middle Earth, weighing in at 237lbs, he is the King of Men and a Ranger from the North, ARAGORN!' Megaman introduced again. Aragorn rode in on a horse with the sword of Isildur at his side. He got into the ring and shook hands with Spiderman before moving to his corner.

The two men lock up into a battle of strength to start the match with both men taking turns in taking the advantage. Eventually they break it up and Spidey quickly dives behind Aragorn and hooks his arm through Aragorns leg and rolls him up for a quick pinning attempt and gets a quick two count. Aragorn connected with a Gondorrian Lariat across Spidey's chest knocking him down to the mat, but Spidey was quick to his feet but once again fell victim to another Gondorrian Lariat from Aragorn. Spidey tried to come back with a right fist which Aragorn ducked and attempted a German suplex but ended up lifting him up and dumping him over the ropes. Spidey pulled Aragorn to the mat, dragged him from the ring and slammed him face first onto the announcer table. Spidey then removed the top of the table and took both of the monitors from their positions.

Spidey tried to suplex Aragorn onto the table but Aragorn countered and suplexed Spidey onto the mats. Aragorn rolls Spidey back into the ring and stomps hard onto his back and then drops and elbow across the spine. Now into the corner of the ring, Aragorn connects with even more chops turning Spidey's chest a bright red. Aragorn puts Spidey into the suplex position but lifts him up and sits him on the top rope. With both men on the top, Aragorn attempted a superplex but Spidey countered and dumped Aragorn face first onto the canvas. Aragorn got back to his feet but Spidey flew from the top hitting a missile dropkick.

Spidey attempted a pin but Aragorn managed to get a shoulder off of the canvas. Spidey picked Aragorn up and tried the Spidey Sense Suplex but Aragorn countered and lifted Spidey over the top rope but Spidey landed on the apron. Aragorn then quickly runs the ropes and barges into Spidey, sending him flying off of the apron and crashing through the announce table causing the crowd to erupt! EMT's rush down to aid Spidey, putting a neck brace on him and placing him onto a stretcher. They begin to wheel him away but Aragorn had other ideas, ripping the brace off and wheeling him back to the ring and rolling him back inside. Aragorn then hits a couple of Gondorrian Lariats and then a huge German Suplex. He took his eyes off Spidey while the webslinger was down.

'Wait a minute! What's that covering Spidey?' Spongebob wondered. A strange black substance was slithering into the ring and all over Spiderman. Once all of the substance set in, Spidey was in his black-suit. Aragorn leans over to pick Spidey up but he's quickly rolled up for a two count. Noticing the black-suit, Aragorn comes back with some rights and then whips Spidey into the ropes, but Spidey ducks a clothesline and hits back with a flying forearm smash.

Spidey then hits the Spidersault but gets a long two count. Spidey picks Aragorn's neck up from the canvas and attempts to lock in the Venom Bite, but Aragorn pushes Spidey into the ropes and then when Spidey springs back, Aragorn locked in the Crossface of Gondor. Spidey looked as if he would tap but managed to reach for the ropes in time. Showing signs of frustration, Aragorn pulled Spidey up by his tights and hit yet another German Suplex, this time rolling through and hitting another two. He then signaled for the end and climbed to the top for the Rohirrim Headbutt which Spidey moved out of the way, leaving both men not moving on the canvas.

Eventually both men used the ropes to climb to their feet and engaged in battle once more. Spidey swung a right but Aragorn ducked and went behind attempting a German Suplex. Spidey turned 360 in the air and landed on his feet, sweeping Aragorn's legs and locking in the Venom Bite. Aragorn screamed in agony. He kicked Spidey off again, but Spidey rebounded with the Spidey Sense Suplex as soon as Aragorn got up, giving Spidey the victory and the No Holds Barred championship!

'Here is your winner and the first-ever UCW No Holds Barred Champion, SPIDERMAN!' Megaman announced. After the match, Spidey grabbed and briefly celebrated with the belt until he noticed Aragorn getting to his feet. Influenced by the black-suit, Spidey readied the belt and knocked Aragorn down again, busting Aragorn open. The fans booed the hell out of the new champion as he left. Aragorn was carried out by EMTs.

Backstage

'This is Lola Bunny reporting for UCW. I am in the locker room area with the Kingdom Hearts Keybladers Sora, Riku & Roxas as they prepare to walk towards the Peach Creek oil rig for the Trip to Oblivion match with the hometown boys Ed, Edd n Eddy!' Lola began. The very mention of the hometowners drew great cheers from the crowd. Riku grabbed the microphone and forced Lola off-camera.

'You Eds are dumber than you look! Being on your turf is not going to help you win this battle! We have seen darkness you could never contemplate and defeated it! Therefore, you cannot and will not beat the Keybladers! We will set you on your Way To The Dawn!' Riku declared. He passed the microphone to Sora.

'Heed the words of my best friend, Eds! You can't hope to win against us in the Trip To Oblivion match! We will own you like Siegfried owns Roy and we will be the 6-man Tag Team champions of the World!' Sora followed.

'It is written in Twilight... and so it shall come to pass! You can't defeat us and you were stupid enough to challenge us!' Roxas finished.

Backstage

We see a splitscreen of Donald & Daffy Duck both walking from their locker rooms for the Battle of the Ducks, which is next!

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A/N: Well, there's your second match of the One-Shot, with Spiderman getting the victory over Aragorn for the No Holds Barred championship belt, albeit with help from the Venom Symbiote and the Keybladers declare war on the Eds. Chapter 3 will feature an interview with Captain Jack Sparrow and the Battle of the Ducks pitting Daffy, representing the Looney Tunes, and Donald, representing Disney, against one another. Peace.

DJ Diddy Dog.