Look, look, I'm back! Not really though. I haven't had time or inspiration to write fanfiction lately. Sorry to those of you who like my storys, I'm trying. Anywho, here you go, hope you like, and all that jazz.

Disclaimer: I Don't Own Naruto!

Creeping slowly through the darkened house, Obito, slipped into his bedroom, and into bed, carefully storing his prize under his pillow before allowing himself to go to sleep. It was going to be a long day tomarrow.

The sun woke him early that morning, just in time to watch his younger brother and sister barge into his room and stand next to his bed.

"Well, did you get it?" His brother demanded, glaring down at him.

Obito reached under his pillow and pulled out a folded piece of dark blue cloth. "You had any doubt?"

His sister snatched up the cloth and examined it closely. "You expect us to believe you? The price tag's still on it!" She threw the mask back at Obito.

"Well, uh..." Think fast Obito. "He must have just bought it, I got it from Kakashi." Which wasn't a total lie, he got the idea to buy it from Kakashi. Close enough right? "Ask him if you don't believe me." Yeah that'll help, like Kakashi would lie for me.

"You going to pay for this Obito!" His sister growled.

"Well next time you want something of his for you little fetish collection get it you self!" Obito growled back. He instantly regretted it when her fist connected with his jaw. They stomped out of his room, slamming the door on the way out.

Already impending doom awaited him and the sun had barely come up. He still had Kakashi to deal with, what in the name of the Hokage had possessed him to kiss the silver haired jerk? Mabey he could blame it on a temporary lapse in sanity, if that failed, Sensei could get him transfered to some far off outpost to live out the rest of his days in shameful exile.

Obito crawled out of bed and slipped out the window, the less time he spent around the house the better. He could just sneak off to train by himself, nobody would miss him. That thought in mind he headed off towards the lesser used training grounds.

The sun was already up by the time Kakashi left his apartment, dealing with Obito's stupidity took a bit more out of him than he'd thought, so he'd slept in a little. He crossed the street to the little deli where he ate breakfast every morning, and with a nod to the owner, sat down at his usual table to wait for his usual meal to be served to him.

So far he'd been having a peaceful morning. Pakkun had left early to do whatever it was that Pakkun did during the day, no loud neighbors, no insane challenges from Gai, even the birds outside his window hadn't been exccedingly annoying as per their usual. So far very peaceful. Kakashi's inner pessimist was proclaiming rather loudly that something not so peaceful was going to happen very soon. His inner optimist had gone on vacation a few years ago and hadn't been seen or heard from since.

When Obito's younger brother and sister sat in the chairs across from him his inner pessimist puffed out his chest and smirked smugly.

"What do you two want?" Kakashi asked. The Uchiha twins gave him the creeps. He had heard from a very reliable source that they wanted to 'do things' to him. He tried to avoid them as much as possible.

"We wanted to ask you if you had any visitors last night?" The boy asked, leering at him.

"What's it to you?" His food arrived and he started pushing it around with his fork. He was steadily loosing his appetite.

"Well nothing really." The boy leaned back in his chair. "Just that Obito claims that he stole your mask last night. We were wondering if that was true."

"Yes it is." He stated. Sure he could tell the truth and get Obito in trouble with these two perverted idiots, but that would only provide mild entertaiment, and wouldn't solve the problem.

"It is?" Both Uchiha's were shocked.

"Yes, and if I find that you two ever set him up, hurt him, of even bother him again, I'll gouge your eyes out! Obito is my teammate! He belongs to me! And I need him focused 100 percent on missions! Not worrying about whatever you idiots have cooked up for him!" Kakashi Growled. "So if I even hear rumor that you two have done, or will do anything to him, I'll personally see to it that you get sent to the furthest outpost in existance for the rest of you natural life! Do I make myself clear?"

"Y...you can't do that." The girl squeaked.

"I'm the prodigy student of the 4th Hokage." Kakashi smirked. "Tell me again I can't do that. Now Get Lost!"

Both Uchiha's jumped up and ran down the street as fast as they could.

It was midday before Obito took a break from training. He flopped down on the ground to catch his breath. So far his plan of avoiding all signs of life was working, he knew he couldn't keep it up forever though, eventually somebody would come looking for him. Probably just his Sensei though, if only because it would look bad if the 4th Hokage lost a student.

Before his thoughts had a chance to get too depressing water was dumped on his face. "Missed the mission this morning." A voice said quitely.

Obito spun around, there standing with a canteen in his hand, was Kakashi, looking very dirty and banged up. "Find a needle in a hay stack?" He asked.

"Mouse in a Stinging Nettle patch." Kakashi tossed the canteen lightly to Obito then sat down next to him. "Let me know if your brother and sister bother you again."

"Why?" Obito asked after taking a drink of the cool water.

"Because I'll take care of it." Kakashi layed back on the ground.

Obito slammed the canteen into Kakashi's stomach. "I can take care of myself!" He growled. "I don't need help from some one like you!"

Kakashi sat up and glared at Obito. "Get over yourself! I don't want to be bothered you or your creepy family ever again, that's all! And what do you mean some one like me?"

"I mean some one who doesn't care about anyone but himself! And don't call my family creepy!" Obito yelled.

"If I only cared about myself why would I be helping you? And they are creepy!"

"You just said so I wouldn't bother you!"

"So you'd shut up!"

"You shut up!"

"You first!"

"No, You!"

"You!"

"You!" Obito tackled Kakashi to the ground.

"Why'd you kiss me?" Kakashi asked quietly. When Obito tried to jump off, he flipped them around so he was on top. "Why?" He asked again.

Obito looked panicked. "I...I don't know, I j...just did. Please don't kill me! I still haven't activated my sharingan yet!"

Kakashi stared at the boy below him. He didn't want to kill him, and that was what was driving him nuts, he should want to kill him! Instead he pushed Obito's goggles and forehead protector off, then pulled off his own forehead protector, pulled down his mask, and kissed him. More than just a quick peck.

A/N

Lately the only Obito fics I've been reading are all sad and make me cry. He was alive at one point in time people, write something happy for a change!

I recently came across a piece of Fanart of him. He looked to be a teenager and he was a Rock-Nin, the artist note had a really good idea for a fanfiction, where he was rescued by a sympathetic Med-Rock-Nin whose dead son was about Obito's age and he raised him as his son and the only thing Obito remembers is his name Kakashi's name and Rin's name. I think that would be a great story and I may do it one day, though if somebody else wants to do it I would be super happy and lurve them forever.

http / www. deviantart. com/ view/ 18923322/ (Take out the spaces)

Anyway Review Please!