Edd found him talking to Eddy.

Apparently Nazz, a nursing major they met at the emergency care clinic when their friend Ed got his clock cleaned during an intramural flag football game, who was involved in what Edd called the world's worst love triangle between Eddy and Lee, a hardass townie, was besties with the wall.

Who drug him away for a dance once they figured out that tonight Eddy was going to pay attention to Nazz, if only because the wall was there and was going to make sure the short Ed treated her like she deserved, and because Edd didn't mind dancing with a guy.

"Score one for me," Kevin thought as Edd took his hand and spun himself under his arm during a particularly fast beat to a song that Kevin had only heard as a ballad.

But considering how close they were because of the crowd, a few slow steps were needed. And sparks flew through the redhead because of the dork's soft touches.

It had been a few months sense he had anything close to resembling a date, so even a simple dance with the short cutie was making him feel some kind of way.

And Kevin may not have Edd's moves on the dance floor, but he did surprise the quick footed queen with the moves he did have.

They spent the rest of the night casually talking, dancing, and guzzling water to stave off their inevitable hangovers.

"So, can I see you again?," Kevin asked as the lights went up.

"Gimme your phone."

When Kevin handed the device over, Edd quickly tapped his number into his Contact List as he said, "I'm busy the rest of this weekend, but I work at Perk Up on Tuesdays and Thursdays for the rest of this month. You should swing by and we can…umm…t-talk some more."

At this point, Edd got a full look at the other and the pictures and videos that highlighted his sporting career at their university hadn't shown how sly his grin really was or how his green eyes sparkle as he did so. At what Edd didn't know, but he really, really wanted to.

"Sounds cool," Kevin grinned before looking around for their friends.

Edd turned to look with him and when they saw how near empty the bar was, Edd sighed.

"How'd you get here?," Kevin asked him as he guided him through the rest of the crowd and out the door once they figured out that they had been ditched.

"Eddy. He drove us."

"Ever been on a motorcycle?"


Edd was still just tipsy enough to see that riding on the back of a motorcycle as fun and not the panic inducing ride it should have been to the safety conscious young man.

Kevin dropped him off at Big Ed's dorm with a promise to call him soon.

The thank you kiss for the ride he got after the dork dismounted the bike nearly made him make good on that promise right then, but you can't really ride a motorcycle and hold a conversation on the phone at the same time.

Score one for safety!


"Ok, ladies," Mickey said as he stepped into the club's large dressing room and started to pass out copies of the show's set list, "this is your set list. Jonny has everything cued up for you. Just keep the flirting to a minimal and we should be on time to get everyone out before we close for the night so you can all get home safely."

They all nodded as he stepped out and the bartender brought in water and tea to help them hydrate before the show.

Rave helped everyone with their lashes like he always did, they said a prayer for a good show, and then hit the stage.


"You know her, you love her, but you can't afford her," Rave, who was wearing a classic lady's sailor suit with a captain's hat that Kevin kinda recognized, whispered into the microphone, before raising her voice and saying, "Give a hearty Angela's welcome to Dr Double Dee!"

Nat gave his usual high whistle as a shaggy haired Edd stepped out on stage next to Rave.

And Kevin's frozen.

Despite the costume Edd was in, he'd recognize those eyes anywhere.

And because she was sober, they were clearer than the summer skies they resembled.

Edd cracked a grin as she shot back the shot from the test tube in her hand and Rave smirked as she asked, "Did you bring enough for the rest of the class?"

"I suppose," Edd smiled and Kevin's done.

Her eyes sparkled as her full lips spread across her face and the gap between her two front teeth was on full display.

And it had to be the cutest thing Kevin had ever seen.

Edd snapped her fingers as her assistant who wore the same costume as she popped out from back stage with carrying a tray of the test tube shots in each hand.

Where Edd's lab coat was white, the assistant's was black and she wore black short shorts, a white tank top, and blue converse with thigh high white socks, but Edd was dressed in what looked like dress slacks and a white Oxford with a pocket protector.

Never had dork looked so damn sexy.

"You are so over dressed for this, Doc," Rave said as she tugged on Edd's collar and the doctor rolled her eyes.

And the crowd exploded as she tore the pants away to reveal a pair of blue satin short shorts, black t-strap stilettos, and a set of the sexiest legs Kevin ever had the privilege of gawking at .

"You want a shot?!"

Kevin looked down from his bar stool to see Dr Double Dee's assistant holding up a tray full of shots.

"I'll take two!," Kevin told her, hoping the sweet alcohol would numb the needy feeling rising in his gut.

Nat flailed as Edd ripped her shirt away to reveal an ample chest nestling snuggly in a ripped up blue tshirt that said, "Trust Me, I'm A Doctor," on it and the black lacy tank top underneath was doing things to Kevin.


After spending most of the late morning after he woke up and all afternoon trying to figure out if he should call Edd like he promised, Nat figured taking him out to the Saturday show would distract him as Edd said he was busy, so calling would be futile.

But now Kevin's wondering how truly futile it would have been considering what Edd was doing right now.


She was standing next to Rave as they both leaned over a birthday boy who had just turned 21.

Rave was checking his temperature with her lips smashed against the guy's forehead and Edd had her assistant bring her her stethoscope.

"How's his heart, Doc?," Rave asked and Edd shrugged.

"Normal," she said as she handed the stethoscope back to the young queen who was her helper for the night. "Could use a kick start, though."

"SHOTS ALL AROUND!," Rave screamed into the mic as Kickstart My Heart by Motley Crüe ripped through the speakers and another round of shots was brought out by a gaggle of young waiters wearing basic black tee's and jeans.

Kevin and Nat bought a couple of Red Headed Sluts and when they slammed the shots down, Edd disappeared back stage.

After another round of shots, thanks to the birthday boy that Edd had ordered a kick starter to the heart for, Rave made the announcement that changed Kevin's life.

"The doctor will see you now."