Tmw you eat raw, frozen meat because your demonic split personality is a fatass.
"-supposed to eat it frozen, you know. You were just crunching through those pork strips and everyone was staring."
"I don't give a fuck. It was their fault for freezing it. Taiwanese hot pot isn't supposed to be frozen."
"Well you see, if you put frozen things in boiling water, they-..."
Kyo made a great show of lecturing him on the boiling process, hand gestures and all. Iori almost punched him in the stomach right there, but he was had eaten too much and didn't want to hurl. Their fights almost always ended in Kyo wrestling him to the floor and choking him out... Besides, today his head hurt after being hit in the face with enough water pressure to launch a missile.
"And then they're, what you called, 'cooked'! It's a technique the caveman discovered. You should really get the times, Gammy!"
"What did you just call me, you fuck?!"
Kyo started laughing obnoxiously. Iori did his best to ignore him. He was almost relieved as his phone went off. He answered the call and made clear show of 'I'm not listening' as Kyo listed the symptoms of 'Oedipus Complex' off some psychology website.
Mini Devilmom Cameo.
Only Chiz is allowed to call Iori 'Gammy'. He yells at anyone else who does it. Of course Kyo picked up on that and just teases :)