A/N: This is to the tune of "I feel Pretty" from Westside Story, which I don't own. I don't own Star Wars either, though I own Maul's singing voice, AKA- really weird... Anyway, review, or Palpy will sing to you *laughs evily*
LadySaxaphone: As you asked, Milady(haha, very funny, I know) Someone snging to the tune of "I feel pretty"... This was HARD to write, and... yea. I have no idea what I'm going to post next, but, ya know.
Darth Maul stands next to his hooded master, a smile on his face-showing off his bad teeth. Suddenly, Maul breaks out into song:
DARTH MAUL:
I feel evil
Oh so Evil
I feel evil and Murderous and Dark!
And I pity
Any Jedi I see today.
I am Scary,
Oh so Scary,
It's alarming how scary I look
And so evil
That the stupid Jedi can't find me.
See that Scary Sith in that holo?
Who can that Evil Sith be?
Such a scary face
such evil Sith Robes
such a scary smile
such an evil me!
I feel Crazy
and menacing
Feel like stabbing
and murdering for joy!
For I'll kill
the great Jedi Master Qui-Gon.
Palpatine rolls his eyes beneath the cowl and steps forward, pushing back his apprentice and beginning to sing,
PALPATINE:
Have you met my apprentice Darth Maul?
The deadliest Sith on the block.
You'll know him the minute you see him
He's the one with the horribly bad teeth.
He thinks he's the best
He thinks he's so great
He isn't the best,
He's really a pain
It must be the lights
Or too much training
Or puberty, eh?
Or maybe it's lice.
Keep away from him
Send for me if
he decides to kill one of your own
Braggart and Dark,
Monstrous (but a kid)
and out of his mind!
Master Sidious, Master Sidious, plan!
Master Sidious, bravo, plan!
Darth Maul moves back in front of his master, smile still on his face.
DARTH MAUL:
I feel evil,
oh so evil,
That the republic should bow to me
A religion
Should be formed to worship only me
I feel loathsome
I feel hateful
I feel beastly and vicious and vile
And so evil
Master Sidious just can go die
See that scary Sith in that holo
(What holo, where?)
Who can that evil sith be?
(Which, what, where, whom?)
Such a scary face
such evil sith robes
such a scary smile
such a scary me!
Sidious joins hands with Maul and they sing.
MAUL AND SIDIOUS:
I feel Crazy
and menacing
Feel like stabbing
and murdering for joy!
For I'll kill
the great Jedi Master Qui-Gon.