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I ammmmm sooooo sorryyy if you all think this chap is a bit boring i seriously skipped a few chapter for ALice in Wonderland cuz i was reading it so this is a bit weird... i promise the next one will be better ^^ please continue to read, review and support mee ! thankk you all XD ahahahaha and soorry ffor the weird chap names XP

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Chapter Two

Eating Chillis make me Cry

"Hm. I'm not big. I'm not crying."

I just remembered, just before the talking door closed, I heard it whisper something.

"Actually, we do try to make it like Alice in Wonderland."

I sighed. I knew the story too well. Might as well wake up from this dream.

I mean COME ON! Destiny? Madness? What was that door on about? I never knew doors could blabber crap like that…

I took a deep breath. "I AM NOT CRYING! AND THERE IS NO BLOODY LAKE OF TEARS OR SHIT HERE!

"HM! FINE!" said a voice.

"EH?" I looked around. "Who said that?"

Something towered above me, blocking the sunlight. I looked up.

"Is that… Is that a bucket..?"

It abruptly tipped over and rained on me.

"OK. WHO'S THAT MOTHER –"

CLANG!

My surroundings were completely shut out.

"Fine! Just trap me in a huge ass bucket while I'm soaking wet!" I exclaimed angrily, wringing my blue plaided skirt.

"Why are you so STUPID?" said a familiar voice.

"Excuse me? Oii White Rabbit! Help me out!" I said, hitting against the inside of the bucket.

"Hurry up and get out!" he yelled outside.

I was beginning to get really pissed. "HOW THE HELL DO I HURRY AND GET OUT WHEN I'M STUCK IN THIS FUCKIN HUGE BUCKET?" I kicked the bucket furiously in the darkness. "AND DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO IN MY DREAM YOU STUPID RABBIT!"

"This is not a dream!" he said.

"Yeah sure! All you weird things tell me that, first a rabbit boy and then a DOOR! A GODDAMN FREAKIN DOOR!"

Suddenly, I felt weird. My body… Was feeling very weird.

The inside of the bucket soon didn't seem so big anymore, up to the point my face was squashed inside.

"ARGH WHAT IS THIS?" I yelled.

"That water did have some affect…" Murmured the boy. "Oh shit we're really late! Get going!"

I sat on the ground, crossing my arms. "I will not move until you get this bucket off my head."

"You take it off! It's a matter of life or death now!"

"I WOULD TAKE IT OFF IF I COULD."

He groaned and I felt him drop something at my feet. "What's that?"

"Eat it!" he said impatiently. "It'll get you out of that bucket!"

I fiddled around and grabbed the thing. I tried squeezing it through the gap in the bucket and ate it.

I froze. "GAAAAAAAAAARRRHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHAT THE FUCK!"

I was literally breathing out FIRE!

My eyes started to tear up. It was so goddamn chilli I was crying!

My tears started to fall through the gaps of the bucket and dropped to the ground.

"Is it burning?"

"W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-WHAT?"

"The bucket. Is it burning from the chilli?"

"THAT IS THE STUPIDEST THING I EVER HEARD!" I screamed.

The tears couldn't stop. They kept coming down. Soon, I could feel water on the ground.

"Shit! You oversized giant! Stop crying!" said the boy, panicked.

"YOU SHUT UP!"

I swang my fist blindly and it hit something and sent it flying.

There was something in my hand. "What… Is this..?"

I felt the tiny thing with two hands, stretching it carefully with my fingers.

"It's a glove…"

Before I noticed, the glove strangely fit on my hand. "Eh? Am I returning to normal..?"

When the bucket could budge, I hurriedly took it off and gulped in huge amounts of air.

I looked around. That stupid rabbit left me. And who said they'll take me away to a place where all my dreams will come true and a place where I won't ever have to see my old life again? ALL OF THIS IS BULL CRAP. I CANNOT BELIEVED THAT I TRUSTED A STUPID RABBIT LIKE HIM!

I muttered to myself, not realising that I was floating in water.

This… Are my tears. I'm floating in my tears. I sighed and let the current drift me through the forest. It was thick with colourful leaves and flowers.

"Oh look who's here." Said a daisy.

I sighed. Must all annoying things talk to me?

"Is it the rumoured Maka – chan who will save Wonderland?" said a rose.

A violet scoffed. "Someone like her can never save us. Look at the state she is in."

That. That had shot an arrow right to my head.

"IN MY WORLD, WE HAVE LAWNMOWERS, THE ENEMY OF ALL FLOWERS AND PLANTS LIKE YOU! IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE CUT UP, KEEP YOUR MOUTHS SHUT! I'D RATHER THE FLOWERS AT MY PLACE BECAUSE THEY CAN'T SPEAK FOR THEMSELVES!" I screamed with rage at them.

This has to stop. THEY'RE ALL TALKING TO ME LIKE IT'S NORMAL! FLOWERS DON'T TALK! NEITHER DO DOORS!

"How rude!" exclaimed the rose.

"Let her be!" snapped the violet.

"You can perish here, human!" said the daisy.

I stuck my tongue out at them and swam away. "I hope your leaves writher and die!"

The water finally cleared up and I was washed upon a huge leaf.

I coughed. Smoke was everywhere.

I looked up and saw a person with a screw through his head. He was wearing blue clothes that didn't suit him and smoking a long pipe.

His voice was bland when he smoke, I mean spoke. "Are you Maaakaaa?"

I shuddered. "Um. Yeah. Are you a blue caterpillar?"

"This isn't Alice in Wonderland. Waaake up."

Did he have some weed? Why is he talking like that..?

"I am Stein…" He blew smoke in my face and I coughed.

"How can I leave..?" I said, controlling my coughing fit.

"You cannooot leave untiiil you've fulfilled your purpose…"

"W-What purpose? What purpose do I have when I'm dreaming?"

He slid, yeah SLID, down the leaf halfway and leaned close to me.

"This isn't a dream… You're heart is thinking what if while your mind tries to deny the fact…"

"W-What..?" I stuttered, staring at him.

Stein rolled over on the leaf, facing me upside down.

"Destroy Queen and the maaaadness spreading throughout Wonderland and your task is dooone…"

"I think it already affected you." I said, making a face.

He smiled creepily. "Probably soooo."

"How do I get there..? To the Queen I mean."

"I don't know, go look for a caaat."

"Cat..?" I sighed. "You're useless!"

I angrily walked off deeper into the forest.

Next is chapter three of Alice in Wonderland… Someone, kill. Me. Now…

End of Chapter Two