It's true, I couldn't resist allergic sneezy stuffed up Dean - I've been in withdrawal.
"No…no…no…no!" Nostrils pinched, eyes watering, Dean flapped a hand. "Ged be…ged be…shit!" An explosive sneeze rocked him, forehead almost hitting his raised knees.
Sam winced. Cracked ribs were a bitch. Dean's sneezing had to be excruciating. Glancing up from the laptop, he watched Dean cram tissues up his nose. "Gross. Get you what, manners?"
"Dew sinuses. Lead lined. Anibal hair…bounce off or sob shit. Fuckin' allergies."
"It was a teensy-tinsey squirrel, dude."
"Batshit-crazy squirrel. Wit' lotsa fur."
Sam grinned. "Ignored me entirely. Ran right up your leg. It was wuvv."
Dean sniffed. "Baybe crazy but it knew who was bedder-lookin'.
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