Greetings fellow readers what's up? This story will be kind of weird to read at first but hopefully funny. How is my writing technique? Do you like my story and what I should do to Xemnas I already have one idea in my head lol.

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CHP II: A sharpshooters quarry

II POV

"Here we are as Xigbar (Nobodieus Sharp shootercus) is asleep and our hunter is prepping his quarry," This mysterious voice that plays in the back of my mind.

"What is that voice," I began to get up when I saw a shadow in the distance.

"The prey spots the hunter and his pack," wait was I in a documentary perfect just perfect.

"Uhh, prey now is the time to run," the voice suggested to me.

I wasn't expecting the random arrow whistling past my head nor the fact that I was suddenly being chase by Moogles! Frigin Moogle ridding on a chocobos whatever world I woke up on I needed to escape.

I Summoned My arrow shooters to fend for myself but picking them off one by one. Sadly it was ineffective so I did the next best thing. What you may ask? I warped the kingdom hearts out of here!

"That was close," I sighed in relief as I surveyed my surroundings.

"I need to get out of here," I thought to myself as I ran aimlessly to the next trap. It was what you called a Malayan man catcher. I heard the demented plush toys approaching closer towards me as I warped to the next area.

"Will I ever escape?" I asked myself hoping for an answer.

"No, it is a documentary about the hunter and the prey you dolt," this guy had the most snobbish British accent worse than Luxord. No offense to the guy he is really cool guy to drink with and such but well I digress the point is there was a voice in the sky.

"Who are you?" I asked.

"I'm the narrator," he interjected.

I was too busy with the oddly insane argument to notice the dart that hit my neck. Actually it was a few darts but I am trying to down play this for my pride sake. No it was hundred to be exact any ways the room began to spin as I fell to the floor.

"So the quarry is caught and I can continue with the plot," the narrator replied.

"Plot what plot?" was all I could muster as the drugs began to take effect.

"Kingdom hearts kiddo," I saw myself before the incident; and the world went black.

I was the third to wake up, Larxene was still unconscious, and the rock head well he was playing horse with our demented Zexion. I could not help but laugh at Superior my good friend in a maid outfit. (A.N. I was bored hey it's not every day you get to toy with the superior, ruler of the castle that never was)

"Ha-ha Xemnas in a dress," My sides began to hurt as I gave away my presence. It knew I was awake.

"Oh teddy," The shadow screamed and a giant plush bear picked me up and took me before it.

"What shall I dress you up?" it pondered.

"I thought boys didn't play with dolls," I sarcastically replied. I was put in a panda suit, and made to dance.

"When I get out-"I was silenced by the shadow who order me to say Kyuu instead.

"Kyuuu! (Hell no)," this was an embarrassment to suffer as such.

"This must have been karma," I thought as I became Xigbar the dancing bear.

Sorry for Xigbar fans I won't apologize for Lord Mansex (Xemnas) please read and review. Oh and by the way what should I do next to Superior?