Disclaimer: I do not own Left 4 Dead 1 or 2, it was only used as a reference for this chapter.
"So, whats the plan?" Makuson asked.
"We run out, and kill that damned eye. Who knows, maybe it'll drop something rare!" Matt said.
"Everyone ready?" Boots asked holding onto the doorknob.
"More then i'll ever be..." Jet said.
"Three... Two... ONE!" Boots screamed. He then opened the door and the four rushed out with full speed. Makuson looked around confused as to where it went, while the other three swung their swords up in the air randomly closing their eyes.
"YEA! TAKE THAT YOU ZOMBIE SCUM!" Jet yelled.
"WE HAVE THE LAWS OF PHYSICS ON OUR SIDES!" Boots yelled.
"ARE WE HITTING THEM?" Matt asked.
"Oh yea, you killed so many." Makuson replied sarcastically. The three opened their eyes to look around, and found nothing out of the ordinary.
"Their gone?" Matt asked.
"Or maybe they were NEVER THERE!" Boots yelled.
"OH MY GOD!" Jet yelled pointing towards the left. The other three looked and all screamed. What they saw were six eyes floating above them. When the four began to ran,
the eyes quickly chased after.
"THERE GAINING!" Jet yelled.
"JUST KEEP RUNNING, WERE ALMOST BACK HOME!" Matt yelled.
"Didn't we only take like, five steps outside?" Boots asked.
"DON'T QUESTION THE WORK OF LULZ!" Makuson yelled. One of the eyes then knocked Jet to the floor.
"OH CRAP!" Jet yelled. He then pulled out his sword and stabbed one of the eyes in the eye.
"Guys, I know how to beat them!" Jet yelled. The other three then looked at the eye with the sword in its eye, and it suddenly Exploded. Copper coins and a lense fell out from its body.
"See? Rare stuff!" Matt yelled. He then picked up the coins and lense, and pulled out his sword. Boots and Makuson suddenly pulled out their swords and they all charged at the eyes screaming.
"FOR SPARTA!" Makuson yelled.
"No, FOR CAKE TOWN!" Boots yelled. They all jumped up high and stabbed three of the eyes in the pupils, leaving only two more. All three eyes exploded, leaving three lenses, and a lot of copper coins. Matt quickly scooped up the items and placed them in his bag. The other eyes saw them, and looked scared. They suddenly flew away.
"WIMPS!" The four yelled in unison. Matt then opened his bag and pulled out the four lenses.
"Guys, I can make something with these..." Matt said.
"The four then turned to walk towards the house, but when they turned, they noticed four other people standing infront of them.
"Other people!" Makuson, Matt, and Jet yelled in unison. Boots then began to walk backwards afraid of something.
"Whats wrong Boots, we found help!" Makuson said. Boots then stared at Makuson.
"This isn't right, I PLAY LEFT 4 DEAD GOD DAMNIT! THEIR ZOMBIES!" Boots yelled. The other three gasped and stared at the zombies infront of them. They began to run towards the four. The four pulled out their swords and charged at the zombies.
"FOR CAKETOWN!" Boots, Makuson, and Jet yelled.
"No, FOR NARNIA!" Matt yelled. He then sped off faster then anyone else and stabbed one of the zombies in the eye. He pulled his sword out which was now covered in blood and swiped one of the zombie's heads off. The head stuck to the sword, and Matt swung it at the other two, knocking them both down. One got up quickly and lunged at Matt,
but suddenly, a Sword swiped off his head. This sword belonged to none other then Makuson. He stabbed the other zombie that was sitting on the floor, and they were all dead. Matt then noticed they had dropped money and strange pieces of Metal. He picked all of the items up and gasped.
"These are shackles!" Matt yelled. He then handed one each to the other three and began to put his on. The other three followed.
"What do these do?" Jet asked.
"Well, if i'm correct, its like armor. We wont be as easy to kill now!" Matt yelled. The other three gasped as they saw a peek inside Matt's bag. What they saw, was hundreds of copper coins stacked up.
"WE'RE RICH!" Jet screamed.
"We get paid for kicking zombie ass?" Boots asked.
"This is AMAZING!" Makuson screamed. The four then turned to go towards the home, when they finally made it, they walked in and shut the door behind them. They then noticed a human figure standing infront of them.
"ANOTHER ZOMBIE!" Makuson screamed. He lunged towards and prepared to strike the "Zombie".
"No wait, im the gui-" Before he could finish, his head was cut clean off by Makuson's sword.
"Take that ZOMBIE, YOU WONT GET MY BLOOD!" Makuson yelled. He then threw the zombie corpse outside and looked at Matt.
"What did he drop?" Makuson asked. Matt stared at Makuson in complete shock.
"MAKUSON YOU IDIOT! THAT WAS A HUMAN!" Matt screamed.
"HA, I DOUBT THAT! That was obviously a zombie." Makuson said. Matt glared at Makuson while Boots and Jet looked towards the floor. Matt and Makuson saw what they were staring at, and they all gasped. They saw another slime. Makuson quickly lunged foward and smashed it with his sword. It splattered all over his face. He picked up the gel and handed it to Matt.
"Make some more light," Makuson said. Matt did as told, and made more torches. He handed them out, so everyone had light with them. After he was done, he sighed, and fell to the floor.
"MATT!" The three yelled.
"Are you ok?" Makuson asked. Matt lifted up one of his arms and pointed at a place, there was a giant bite mark.
"One of the zombies bit you!" Jet yelled.
"I'll turn into a zombie, this isn't good!" Matt yelled. Makuson seemed calm, he simply looked in his bag and pulled out a bottle filled with a red liquid.
"Don't worry, drink this and youll be fine!" Makuson said. He then handed him the bottle, and Matt drank it. Soon enough, the bite mark completely dissapeared.
"Wow!" Matt, Boots, and Jet said, astonished at how quickly it healed.
"Where did you get that?" Matt asked.
"Oh, while we were heading home, I saw a big pot, so I hit it with my sword, and it broke. A few torches came out, along with two of those potions. If any of us get bit,
we have some protection." Makuson explained.
"Good to know," Boots said.
"Hey look!" Jet exclaimed. He was looking outside with the door wide open.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING! SHUT THE DOOR!" Makuson yelled. Jet simply looked towards the others and shook his head.
"Dont worry, its day!" Jet yelled. The others sighed in relief that the night was over.
"Well, if that'll happen every night, we'll need a lot more potions, and eventually, WE'LL BE RICH!" Jet yelled. The others cheered as the day began to get brighter by the second.