Black Butler Truth or Dare! Chapter 2- REVIEW OR I EAT CHU!

Meiki- I believe I have confuzzled your souls with my silly words, like I am right now. Anyway… What was I talking about? Oh yeah! By review I also meant you could ask to be a host and/or send me ToDs. Now that we have that settled, LETS BEGIN MAKING PIE!

Sebastian: I do believe I have a delicious recipe for pie that the master has made his favorite.

Meiki: I was kidding about the pie. This is a ToD! *Applause from the audience*

Grell: Which makes me really scared…

Meiki: Oh Grell! You still didn't answer the terrifying question from last chapter! Truth? *DADA!* Or dare? *DADADADA!*

Grell: Um?

Meiki: TO SLOW! *She pulls a lever and Grell falls through the floor*

Ciel: …?

Meiki: Dats ma Shark Pit.

Ciel: What no lava pit?

Meiki: *Has that evil look in her eye* Well…

Ciel: *Backs away into Sebastian's arms*

Meiki: Awe. My favorite yaoi couple!

Ciel: I AM NOT GAY!

A Voice: Oh hoho! But I am!

Finny: What was that?

Mey-Rin: I am very scared, yes I am!

Meiki: GRELL WAS THAT YOU!

Grell's Ghost: Maybe…

Meiki:*Randomly takes out a gun and shoots the air killing 4 and injuring all*

Grell's Ghost: You can't kill a ghost.

Meiki: Whatever. *Heals and revives everyone*

Bard: *Rubs his head* That hurt me!

Meiki: *Looks over to him* I think that hurt everybody. N-E-WAY! I actually got some reviews!

Ciel: Yeah, One.

Meiki: SHUT-UP RICH BOY!

Ciel: O_o

Meiki: Here is a review from Raychaell Dionzeros. It read-

In support of another authoress,

Ciel: Allow Grell to give u a makeover or else sing 'Barbie Girl' by Aqua!

Sebastian: Since I'm in a gd mood, here are 5 lovely kittens 4 u!

Mey -Rin: Confess to Sebastian's face that u love him.

Bard: Cook a meal that CAN BE EATEN!

Finny: Sing 'I am Cow' by Arrogant Worms

Meiki: So She didn't give me a name for her so I will call her Raychaell! *Poofs her in*

Raychaell: Hello!

Meiki: Hello!

Raychaell: Hello!

Meiki: Um, Hello!

Raychaell: Hello!

Meiki: Enough! You have things to give them.

Raychael: Truths and dares!

Meiki: Great! Please continue.

Raychaell: Okay! Ciel, allow Grell to give you a makeover!

Ciel: No way in hell!

Raychaell: Then sing Barbie Girl!

Ciel: Barbie Bla blah. Whatever, sing sing. Blah! Barbie. Blah! Girl.

Meiki: He seems pissed.

Raychaell: Bassy Imma give you kittens!

Sebastian: *Takes kittens* Meow!

Raychaell: Mey-Rin! I want you to confess your love for Sebastian right in his face!

Meiki: YOU'RE GONNA BE SO FAR IN HIS GRILL HE'S GONNA KNOW WHAT YOU HAD FOR BREAKFAST FOOL!

Mey-Rin: *Goes to Sebastian* Um, Sebastian. I really love you, yes I do.

Sebastian: *Looks at the kitten* OH SWEET KITTEN FROM THE BEYOND DID YOU JUST TALK?

Mey-Rin: I'm hopeless…

Raychaell: Bard! COOK SOMETHING EDIBLE FOR ONCE!

Bard: I've been slaving in the kitchen all day.

*Everyone eats his food and they all throw up. His cooking is a hopeless case*

Finny: *Is singing I am a Cow*

Raychaell: I didn't even tell you what to do yet!

Finny: Oh I just love the song! *Sings*

Everyone: *Sings*

Meiki: That's all for now! Review! Ask to be a host! Give me some great ToDs!

Everyone: Bye! Bye! Good- IM A COW!- Bye!