Exchange of Insanity
Disclaimer: All familiar characters belong to Marvel or Hasbro. I own Farrah/Persiana and Leon/Crisis. L1701E owns Kid Razor and Sonic Blue.
Chapter 2: Day 1: Arriving
Tigra inhaled the sea air as she stepped foot onto the West Coast Avengers Compound. She grinned,
"I love the air. It smells like fish."
Hawkeye looked around nervously,
"I don't see her yet. She's probably hiding somewhere in the bushes, waiting to ambush me."
As the archer looked around, clutching his suitcase full of clothes, he was nervous. Natasha was a super spy and she could strike from anywhere, in any way. He started sweating bullets as he shouted,
"I can't take it any more! If you're here, just take me right now!"
A voice said,
"Who are you yelling at?"
Hawkeye opened his eyes and saw Persiana and Crisis standing in front of him. Tigra instantly cheered,
"Farrah!"
The two cat-girls hugged each other, jumping up and down for joy. Leon chuckled,
"All right, you two. Let's get our guests situated."
Clint blinked,
"Wait, where's that crazy red-head?"
The powerhouse precognitive hero answered,
"Oh, Nat? She went on an errand. I can call her back if you want."
At this, Hawkeye desperately said,
"No! Don't!"
Too late, as Crisis called in,
"Hey, Black Widow. Hawkeye and Tigra are here."
Suddenly, if one were to look in the sky, they would see numerous birds flying off in the distance. A low rumble was heard and Farrah looked out in the distance,
"There's a smoke trail coming in."
The gates to the compound were smashed in and Black Widow instantly cheered,
"Sweetie!"
Hawkeye yelled,
"AAAHHH!"
He began running for his life, the Russian teen spy close on him. Greer giggled,
"I think I'm going to like it here."
Farrah laughed,
"You have no idea. C'mon, we'll get you to your room, and then have some fun!"
As the two cat-girls walked inside, Leon asked,
"What about Hawkeye and Nat?"
Farrah, not even turning around, said,
"I'm sure you'll think of something, sweetie."
The red-eyed teen shook his head, groaning,
"Pulsar is going to be mad."
Meanwhile…
Miss Marvel and Black Panther had arrived at the East Coast Avengers Mansion. The blonde powerhouse took out a photo of Leon,
"I miss him already."
T'challa shook his head,
"It is all right, Carol. It is only for a week."
Captain America and several others were there to greet the two new arrivals. Immediately, Kid Razor began flirting with Carol,
"Well, hello, gorgeous."
The blonde teen rolled her eyes,
"Sorry, Razor. Not interested. I have eyes only for Leon."
The musician hero smirked,
"You say that now, but you haven't had a good time with the Kid of Rock."
Miss Marvel shook her head,
"Razor, please."
T'challa shook hands with everyone,
"I am honored to be a part of this team."
She-Hulk grinned,
"No prob, Your Highness."
Black Panther shook his head,
"You do not have to be so formal."
Just then, there was a door bell ringing. Thor asked,
"Are we expecting more guests?"
Iron Man opened the door and a teen girl with black hair, green eyes, and a green, skin-tight dress was hovering in the doorway. T'challa nodded,
"Hello, Sersi. What are you doing here?"
Sersi just seemed to stare straight through everyone as her gaze locked solely onto Captain America. She squealed,
"MINE!"
She made a bee-line for Captain America, and the super soldier began running for his life, screaming,
"AAAHHH! HELP ME!"
Carol blinked,
"I thought Sersi was dating Hercules."
Black Panther just shrugged.
Next Chapter:
Day 2 of the insanity! What will happen? Stay tuned, fellow readers!