Midday

by Nessies for Nana

The epic tale of what happens just after breaking dawn! Read on to find out what relationships are consumated, who dies, who eats who and, to top it off, who actually lives to tell the tale.

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So I had to upewnt open up a word documentary.

I became tan.

-Bella.

I don't know how this osccur-ed. However. I am a vampire. So I don't tan. But I did it. So then I ate delectabgle French bugle. After said bugle I realized I wasn't in Kansas anymore. When ir ealized dis, I also realized I stenched a stinky stink upon my sniffer. I was ready to begin.

Dressed sharply in nothing more than a kimono, I went.

NEWS HEADLINE: Bella went. Where did she go? No on'e knows! Sparkly details to follow, page 69.

Whelp. I heard voldie-moldie was comin' to town just like Santa Claws was this year. Sometimes santa doesn't come every year, but sometimes he brings me presents in auguast, 'cause that's what this month might be. I lost track of time after I had nessie, plotting her death.