Mixed Martial Stupidity
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Chapter 2: Round 1 Part 1
M. Bison, a power mad dictator and the head of the terrorist organization Shadaloo, hovered over Mojo,
"Are you sure this will work?"
Mojo waved his hand,
"Of course it will! I'm a man of my word and completely believe that these fighters will bring me ratings! I got more fighters they don't know about, including some of your people! Now, get out of here, you bother me!"
Meanwhile…
Bronze Tiger looked around. The master martial artists shook his head,
"Thank God that ninja chick is not around here. I can't believe she was able to do that to me."
A voice behind him said,
"Of course, what a woman would see in a hideous creature like you is beyond me."
The tiger-costumed martial artist turned and saw a masked man with a large extended metal claw on his arm, preparing for his fight. He spoke in a cultured, foreign accent as he held out a rose,
"I am Vega, noble lord and master of Spanish ninjitsu."
Bronze Tiger took a defensive stance,
"Well, shall we fight?"
The two martial artists circled around each other, until Bronze Tiger took the initiative and came at Vega. Vega flipped out of the way of the attack and, jumping to a chain-link fence, attempted to scale it. However, Bronze Tiger grabbed Vega's ankle and, using it as leverage, leapt high into the air and planted a powerful kick to the back of Vega's head. Vega's mask was cut on the fence, and he collapsed down, his face racking the fence. He screamed out loud,
"You bastard! You ruined my beauty!"
Enraged, the claw fighter charged right at the former League of Assassins member, but Bronze Tiger swept underneath him and Vega fell to the ground, face first. He held his nose, since it was broken,
"AARRGGH! YOU HAVE RUINED MY GOOD LOOKS!"
Bronze Tiger did a roundhouse kick to Vega's jaw, connecting hard. Vega took one last look at the world as he dizzily spun around and lay on the floor in an unconscious heap. Bronze Tiger muttered,
"Too easy."
Back in the control room…
Mojo looked at M. Bison,
"You're boy is a bigger idiot than I thought he was."
M. Bison shook his head,
"I still have more fighters in the tournament."
He mentally added,
Though, I don't know why I am wasting them on this lunatic's obsession with ratings.
The next fight in the first round was Dan and Batman. Dan declared,
"Hah! Nothing shall stop me from protecting Sakura and avenging my father!"
Batman looked at him silently as Dan took his battle stance. The Dark Knight asked,
"Your father is dead?"
Dan nodded,
"Yes, and Sagat killed him! I am hoping he advances, so I can defeat him and avenge my father!"
He charged at Batman and delivered a spinning hurricane kick. Batman slid underneath it and hit Dan in the kidneys. Dan winced in pain and, as he turned, got punched in the nose. Dan attempted to block a few more attacks, which he did, but Batman outsmarted him and landed a powerful blow to Dan's jaw, laying out the warrior. Dan groggily looked up and moaned,
"Sakura…I have failed you."
He then went unconscious. Batman could empathize with Dan and how he lost family, but it was either going to be him or Dan, and he was not about to lose yet.
Mojo shook his head,
"Well, he might actually win it all. Let's go to the next fight."
Wonder Girl and Zangeif were next. The area looked to be a lot like a garage of some kind, and Zangeif posed and flexed his muscles,
"Silly little girl! Zangeif is strongest wrestler in all of Russia! Zangeif is world's greatest fighter!"
Donna shook her head,
"Yet you don't understand the concept of deodorant."
She blinked,
"I was just channeling Persiana, wasn't I?"
Zangeif laughed heartily,
"Just stop trying to impress me, little girl. Zangeif stronger than weak little girl ever will be."
Donna snarled,
"What did you say?"
Zangeif continued to pose, seemingly unaware of just how angry the young Amazon princess was getting. She said,
"I'll show you who's weak."
She marched up to Zangeif and demanded,
"Apologize now! I happen to be a princess."
Zangeif laughed,
"A princess! Bah! Silly child! A princess worships Zangeif, world's greatest-!"
Before he could finish the sentence, Wonder Girl kicked Zangeif between the legs so hard, the Russian wrestler keeled over, clutching his manhood.
Mojo and M. Bison, who were watching, both winced, as well as every male who was watching this.
Donna smirked,
"And that's only the beginning!"
Pulling on Zangeif's trunks, she shouted,
"ATOMIC WEDGIE!"
The wedgie did go atomic and Zangeif ran around with the waistband covering his eyes. He shouted,
"Little girl, where did you go?"
He then ran into a brick wall and was knocked out. Donna shook her head in disgust,
"Men."
Next Chapter:
Round one continues with three more fights. Stay tuned fellow readers!