Again, I don't own any SSBB. None of it.

Just this plot which I hope you guys like it.

And by the way, there will be a lot of typos.

It's only to show exactly how they would be talking.

Please don't get at me for it. :)

Umm R&R please?

Kay, enjoy. :)

"Wh-What? Amsterdam? How? Why would I wanna go there?" Link asked Captain Falcon, giving him one of those, you're a dumb ass looks.

"What? No! Jesus Christ.. No! Man, I'll get you high, that's what I'm sayin' man." Captain Falcon shook his head and started emptying out a cigar.

"Oh, Like smoke?" Link asked.

"Yes you idiot." Falcon said looking down, rolling the blunt.

"No! Man! Nuh uh! I'm not getting any lower than I am right now! I'm not stooping down your level! I am ABOVE the influence man!" Link explained, freaking out.

"Calm down boy! Just try it," Falcon put it in his mouth and lit it, he sucked and then let out puffs of smoke. He inhaled again, then took out the blunt and handed it to Link.

"You'll like it." He said letting the smoke out of his lungs, then watching it curl out into the air.

"Uhhh.. Uh..!" Link stuttered. Captain Falcon rolled his eyes and stuck it in Link's mouth then covered his nose.

"You'll have to breathe sometime, kid." Captain Falcon said, laughing.

Link inhaled like he was never going to breathe again. Falcon took out the blunt and watched Link cough and hack. Falcon sent out a few chuckles, Link's agony was entertaining him.

Falcon took a hit then handed it back to Link.

He took it and tried it again, this time he was successful. He breathed out and took a few more hits. Link started feeling the effects of the chronic. His face grew a smile, and the he started laughing.

"Good shit huh, boy?" Falcon said taking the blunt from Link, then taking a few hits off of it.

"Yeah, yeah it is!" Link said while laughing, rather loudly.

"Hush!" Falcon told him, but couldn't help, but start laughing himself.

They soon started talking about all kind of things, like why's the sky blue?

"Hey! Hey man! Dude, why do you think the sky's blue?" Link asked.

"Oh, nah man I know this guy, right? He said, he knew a guy who was there, when it turned blue."

Captain Falcon said, looking serious.

"Aww! No wayy!" Link looked astonished.

"Yeah man! He said the guy saw the moon, right and you know that old saying? Once in a blue moon? Yeah well the guy said that the reason there's blue moons is because, if we didn't, the sky would turn gray, man! But there also can't be like too many you know, because then, everything, on earth man, would be blue! No lie I swear I think I heard it on Science channel too." Falcon took the blunt and took a few more hits.

"..Gnarly.."

Not only did they talk about that, they talked about that, they also talked about girls.

"Man, you think girls do this?" Link spoke up, he gave Falcon a hand gesture, telling him to hand him the roach.

"I- uh. I don't know man. I've heard of some girls doing it man, but I think it's a myth."

Falcon told him.

"Really? Gosh, I think they might, hey speakin' uh girls That Samus, got a good body on her no?" Link asked blowing out some smoke.

"Yeeeeah dude! But man, I don't wanna freak you out or anything, but uhh," Falcon crept in closer to Link, "I think Samus, yeah her, I think, she's a.. murderer..." Captain Falcon leaned back nodding his head.

"No, fuckin way man." Link said, his jaw dropping down to the floor.

"Serious! Serious, man, haven't you noticed, just the other day, I was walking down to the kitchen to get something' duh eat. I see her like dragging this huge trash bag out into the backyard. So, I decided to go check the trash can the next day right? And It felt lumpy!

And then later that day you know what we were eating man? DO YOU KNOW!?" Captain Falcon grabbed Link, Link replied,

"….Burgers…."

Falcon nodded..

"….Burgers…."