Disclaimer: I don't own CSI: Miami nor any of its characters. Just because I want to doesn't mean that I do. cries

A/N: I know, everyone's going to read the following and think O.o. In my defense, I had to write a set of limericks for my creative writing class. These were the results. Guess who each one's about... Lol…

There once was a man who was born in heat.

On the dance floor, can't miss a single beat.

Half-Russian, half-Cuban

He can't ever stop movin'.

Snorkeling in the sea, can't take a seat.

There once was a man who had orange hair

Protector of all, somewhat like a bear

His job puts him on the line.

Criminals will pay the fine

For giving his loved ones a great big scare.