Kuno's POV

Kuno could only stare at the familiar room, yes he was still in his mansion but it had been redecorated and there seemed to be a was a crib in the corner, 'what was that for?' he wondered.

"Darling you're home" he heard a familiar voice say lovingly and he turned in confusion when he saw it was Ukyo Kounji, well her if she was older, taller and appeared to have had a boob job and gotten slightly plump around the middle. He was quite surprised when she stepped forward and hugged him so familiarly and his eyes flew open when he shared a passionate kiss with her, at least he would have if it had actually been him.

Instead he kissed her back and said "It's good to be home."

"The twins want you to kiss them good night before they will go to bed, they have been little horrors today" she said with a laugh, towing him into the next room that he remembered as being his old nursery.

For Kuno it was a weird experience, obviously from the voice, it was himself talking to Ukyo, but it was like he was a passenger in his own body. 'Twins, what twins?' he wondered frantically.

He was led to two cribs side by side and could only goggle in surprise at the two poufy headed identical twins that had hair known as the signature "Kuno Crown". What was she trying to tell him, that they were his kids? That was confirmed when they both looked up and cried in delighted voices. "Daddy!" and his other self picked them up and held them close.

However his real self couldn't help noticing that they had the same large blue eyes and smile as Ukyo, confirming who their mother was as the older version of her studied them all tenderly. "Masaki, Sora, be good for your father or I'll sell you to the gypsies" she threatened as she studied them fondly and kissed them both good night as the other Kuno told them to. He read them a book that he remembered had been read to himself as a child, he remembered it being about a hero Samurai and he watched as his supposed son's small bright eyes blinked shut. Turning out the light, he softly left the nursery, finding it a little strange that he had enjoyed his time with them; they were really cute.

He joined Ukyo and she lightly kissed him again. "I can't believe we're doing this again" she said to him. Leaving him wondering what 'it" was and he blushed at the ideas that came into his brain.

"I told you I would be happy to provide you with any number of children you wish to have with me" he heard himself say. 'There were more?' he questioned and then noticed the matching rings on their fingers as they held hands. He protests went unheard by both of them, that he was married to Ukyo and not one of his two loves and that she appeared to be the mother of his children!

"You have to watch what you say, we're very fertile in my family" she teased him.

"Says the woman who got pregnant the first time we had sex in my pool house, after getting drunk at my New Year's party" he teased her back.

"And it was my first time too" she said with a giggle.

"I took care of that" he said fondly.

"And I took care of yours" she teased back, and Kuno moaned that he never got to sleep with his Akane or Pigtailed girl.

"I can't have been must of a lover to you back then" he said in an affectionate sounding voice that made the younger Kuno feel nauseous.

"You were just great and have been getting better ever since" she assured him as she put dinner on the table for both of them and poured him a glass of wine and then poured one for herself.

"Are you sure you should be drinking wine? You're breast feeding" he cautioned her. This caused the younger Kuno's eyes to go wide with shock.

"it's only one glass, trust me you miss the small pleasures in life if you haven't had them for over nine months" she replied. "Besides, I can pump it out before I feed Midori" she said.

The younger Kuno realized that she had just given birth to a girl this time...and recently, and wondered what kind of crazy fertility ran in her family. What were her people part rabbit? "What did the doctor say?" his older self asked her.

"That I'm all healed and we can resume making love whenever we want. If you're not too tired tonight, I was thinking after dinner. Not to be crude, but I'm horny as a toad for you" she said with an inviting smile that caused the younger Kuno to shudder as it seemed almost feral to him, like she wanted to devour him alive.

"Aren't you always" he heard himself say.

"Well let's see we didn't' make love until the fourth month after the twins were conceived, even though we were married because we were too shy to approach the other and trust me, even at sixteen, my pregnancy hormones were urging me to tie you up and jump you" she said smiling at him again.

"I wish you had, you know I like it that way" he said and the younger Kuno groaned at the idea that he became kinky later on in life. "We're of the few couples I know who had their first date only after they were married and expecting a baby, which turned out to be two babies; definitely not my side of the family" he teased.

"A gal never forgets a marriage proposal which starts with her future groom fainting when she told him she was pregnant" she teased back.

"I did not faint!" he protested. "I just tripped over something."

The younger Kuno sighed to find out that this other self of him was a wimp.

"Besides it was you who avoided me for months after we made love" he pointed out.

"I was embarrassed that you must have thought I was some sort of slut" she replied.

"Hardly, I had such a crush on you" he admitted.

"Well whatever got us here, I love you Tachi" she said and kissed him again. 'Get a room' the younger Kuno thought in disgust.

"It took us a while to get where we are but I would do it all again" he said.

"Me too" she said and took his hand.

"What about the dishes?"

"Leave them for the maid to do in the morning. I need you now" she said with hunger in her voice that caused the younger Kuno to blush.

"Lead on my lady" he said.

Kuno could only stare in astonishment as his other self undressed Ukyo, she looked at him a little self consciously as she touched her belly, "I know I still look pregnant."

"You could barely keep me off you at eight months and huge with the twins three years ago, you think a tiny postpartum belly is going to bother me? Besides it has only been a couple of weeks since Midori's birth, you're only twenty-two, you'll be sleek and sexy as anything the way you work out" he assured her and began kissing her as she quickly seemed to rip the clothes right off of his other self. The younger Kuno could only gap to see his first woman naked as his other self licked her 'down there' and did stuff to her body that he would have never dreamed of doing to any woman, to Ukyo's enthusiastic response and made a mental note of each thing. He was flustered as she almost shrieked when he was inside her, he was experiencing everything his other self was and it felt...amazing. He had heard that girls could get loud during love making but Ukyo was something else, especially when she came as that was what he could only assume what her banshee-like wail was. He wondered how the small children slept through their parents love making. As if to answer him, a small child started crying.

"Looks like we woke up the littlest monster" his other self said.

"She's probably hungry" Ukyo speculated.

"I'll go get her" his other self said, pulling on a bathrobe.

The younger Kuno could only blink in surprise at how tiny the baby in the crib was. However his other self picked her up in expert way and carried her back to a slightly disheveled Ukyo who put her to her breast and started to feed her.

"Hard to believe that this all started because Ranma and Akane rejected us at your party" Ukyo said in amusement.

"Not the usual way a couple gets together I agree, but I'm pretty sure your sexy red dress had something to do with it too. I wanted to rip that thing right off you the second I saw you in it" he whispered to her and she looked at him with renewed desire flaring in her eyes.

"And so you did later on that night, you beast" she said in a throaty voice and...Kuno sat bolt upright in bed and was glad it had all been a dream. He punched his pillow and lay down again, realizing he was a hard as a rock.

What the hell? Himself married to Ukyo Kuonji and the father of three childrenpreposterous! Neither of them drank, at least he didn't. As for this nonsense about her wearing a red dress; she never wore that colour. Besides, he never threw parties, granted he had decided to throw one this year in a few week's time for New Year's to thank people for inviting him to their more limited income parties, but didn't intend to have another one. Yes it had all been a stupid dream.

Ukyo's POV

She wondered where the heck she was, the place looked kind of familiar but it was not somewhere that she had ever lived before and she appeared to fatter than normal and her breasts felt tender and swollen and were huge. She was looking around when Kuno came in, well a taller more mature and larger version of him. Kuno at seventeen had been cute; Kuno as a man was something else, even she had to admit. She was about to ask him where the hell they were when she walked up to him and hugged and gave him a bold affectionate kiss that caused the real her to blush. What the hell was going on, why was she smooching Kuno and why was he looking at her like she was the most precious gift in the world? "Darling you're home? she said with...love in her voice.

"The twins want you to kiss them good night before they will go to bed, they have been little horrors today" she said taking his hand and leading into a room where two cribs were set up side by side, she could only look blankly down at what appeared to be two twin toddlers, they seemed to look a lot like their father and this was confirmed when they called him Daddy... but if he was their father then who was their...?

Picking them up he said "now I'm going to tuck you into bed, your mother has to get our dinner ready and see to Midori. "Give her a hug and kiss good night" he instructed them. Ukyo could see their resemblance to herself at that moment, though the younger version of herself froze at this, the other version said good night to her sons. 'But if they had had children that means that Kuno and herself had...' she thought shuddering at this idea.

When she was in the kitchen, she froze to find a wedding picture of herself and Kuno and gasped that she didn't look much older than she was now...nor was he. They both wore traditional Japanese wedding kimonos and looked more nervous than happy in the photo and looked nice like a nice wedding but she appeared to be pregnant!

She could only listen to their conversation over dinner to learn that she apparently had had sex with Kuno at some party of his and she had gotten knocked up while drunk.

Her, Ukyo Kuonji the proverbial good girl? Hardly, she was a virgin and would never do such a thing, especially with Tatewaki Kuno. Okay she had to admit that he was handsome...if you like weirdly tall guys...and ones that had great bodies. Okay she admit she was a little intrigued and curious about what lay under all of his flowery prose and courtly manners. But certainly not enough to have sex with him, marry him and have his kids. This had to be a bad dream she decided.

However the sex scene with him was over the top and almost blew the young virgin's mind as she saw him completely bare! My god that was his...she gasped and tried to look away as her other self did unspeakable things to him and he seemed to love them, while he did things to her and she could feel everything and it felt...so, so good. Kuno cooties were everywhere on her body! Then he was inside her and her mind was fully blown as she experienced pleasure in its rawest form as they feverishly coupled.

Finally she fed their small daughter, which felt freaking weird by the way...and then she woke up in the night and was glad it was all a dream. As if she would ever touch the great delusional samurai with a ten foot pole, let alone the overcompensation of a penis he was always wielding around...especially not the one attached to his body. She was destined to marry Ranma and not Kuno, even if the future Kuno seemed to be a wonderful father, husband and lover. 'Funny how dreams worked' she thought as she rolled over. It was especially funny how she had brought a red dress to impress Ranma to wear to Kuno's New Year's Party that was so totally not her style.