The next day, a strange stripy house shows up on the Cullen's lawn, along with a matching lawnmower.
Bella rings the doorbell.
Chris: Uh... hi? Oh! You're our new next-door neighbour! Hey...
Bella: Your house! It's squishing ESME'S DAISIES!
Chris: Oh. Sorry. We'll plant new daisies for her. So… hi?
Everyone comes in the house.
Emmett: So... can I join the band?
Nick: Ok, sure. What instrument do you wanna play?
Emmett: Well, I've always wanted to play the kazoo... and the cowbell...
Nick: Hey, can anyone hear something coming from the bathroom? And where's Tyson?
Random voice from bathroom: Please speak slowly, my heart is learning, teach me heartache, something's burning...
Nick: Ty...son... is... that... you...? Did... your... girl...friend... dump... you... ag...ain...? Is... it... your... heart... burn...ing...?
Random voice from bathroom: Yes, it's me, you idiot. You don't need to speak slowly, it's just... [mutters something quietly about idiots] you know, our song? Too Far Gone? And the only thing burning is hot water from the shower! Now leave me alone!
Tyson comes out of the shower, while the band is playing.
Renesmee: Daddy, are you wearing the same jacket as Tyson?*
Edward: Well... umm... well, he's so cool! He is! And he's an awesome role model too! I'm only 17! And he's 25! See, I look up to him!
Bella: Er... you're like, 108.
Edward: But I am biologically physically 17!
Emmett: SHUTUP AND LISTEN!
Alice: Er... everyone knows that Carlisle and Esme are coming back on Monday next week, right?
Jasper: No.
Alice: Jasper where have you been?