I'm lazily laying on my bed not really caring that i have the feeling i was being watched. I mean what am i saying?! Of course i'm being watched and no it's not a phobia. They all think i'm crazy because of the 'fake story' i keep giving them. How could it be fake....don't answer that. For all i know they are just playing stupid.
The door opened and i popped up in the bed. Ok that's just a habit. I don't know what i'm expecting when i do that but dang does it leave me lightheaded as the blood rushes downward in my body. Everything goes black for a minute and the only thing i can hear is a sound that is like sandpaper being rubbed together. I'm sure some of you must know what i mean.
Well when i can see again I'm looking at the gut of Konan. I look up and pout. "Why are you so tall," I inquired childishly. Man even my voice has changed from almost deep to a monotone, high pitched sound. The sound of it made my ears ring making me wish the sandpaper would come back. Konan chuckled and sat down on the bed beside me. Ever since I had woken up in this hell-hole i have found that whoever i must have traded places with(you see that's my new theory), must have been in a close relationship with Konan.....man am i hoping that this person wasn't a guy because that would be plain weird.
"Isza why are you playing around? I mean please drop this act and return to normal, for me at least," Konan said. Then i got the most amazing idea ever: Play along! Ok maybe not the most amazing but hey it's all i've got at the moment. "how exactly is my normal self," I asked, in a playful sort of way. Konan smiled brightly at me as if she had won the prize.
Konan paused and thought about it. "Well for one you don't normally hate Tobi," she inquired pointing at the empty bed. I only shrugged then i quickly asked, still in that playful voice, "He's not my boyfriend is he?" Konan smirked and then chuckled. "No don't worry about that." I sighed in relief; the last thing i wanted was to fake a relationship with someone i didn't even like to begin with.
"Go on," I said. I was going to find out as much about my replacement as possible....Oh my god! since when did i start sounding so analytical....and holy crap I know big words. What the hell is happening with me!!! I shook that off and then Konan laughed. "You're really going all out with this aren't you? Well lets see, Deidara is basically your friend, Sasori kind of avoids you for some reason that one you will have to find out by yourself, Itachi well, i guess he would kind of be a sort of gaurdian for you...."
I gave her a weird look. "What does he guard me from," I asked bewildered. "Well no one really knows but every time you seem hurt or scared he's there in a minute...kind of like you're family. But that's crazy." I shrugged not really caring because as far as i was concerned, this place was crazy. I mean that Deidara guy has freaking mouths on his hands that makes me shrink back from him touching me. That Sasori kid, or guy, is like some kid of human-puppet....man what an oxymoron....there goes those big words again! And what's weird about that is i actually know what they mean! My mom would be proud.
Konan went on with my self-prep on myself. Apparently I and she are only really close friends (thank God!!!). Her partner was Pein, or Leader. She saw my scoff and told me that i had never called him Leader since he was a family friend. To which family i don't know but i didn't feel like getting into that at the moment. The Hidan guy was like a brother to me...which was weird because he looked like the grim reaper and i couldn't see me and him acting brotherly towards each other. His partner was Kakuzu and apparently he was close enough to be my enemy. I hid a smirk at that thought because when we talked the day i woke up he certainly didn't seem like he had hated me or the replacement at all.....but again for all i know he was just crazy.
Once finished on the people i inquired about myself. "Well you are pretty quiet but then again you speak up alot as well." I inwardly laughed because i was that way anyways. So i'm guessing that there wasn't much of a difference between me and this other girl....who apparently had my name as well. Hmmm, they do say that you have at least 6 or 7 twins in the world. I wonder, if me replacing her is correct, where she is...
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Isza woke up and rubbed her head. 'Man that ninja sure was stronger than she looked.' she thought. Then, instead of Itachi by her bedside when she woke up, asking her if she was ok, there was a cat. It turned to Isza and meowed almost as in question.
'What the hell,' she thought pushing the cat off the bed. It fell off but meowed again. This then gave Isza a look that told her she wasn't in Akatsuki anymore. She heard someone in the other room. Instinctivly, Isza reached for her kunai only to find them no longer there. 'So it appears i have been kidnapped,' Isza thought cooly to herself.
Still, she got out of the strange bed and out of the door. The cat rushed out of the room earning a woman's laughter in the other room. Isza stepped around quickly into the way of a woman who resembeled Isza a lot. "Oh Pay, you scared me," she chuckled. "Who is this Pay? That isn't me," she answered annoyed. The woman rolled her eyes and said, "Alright 'Isza'," in a mocking voice. Then it got serious, "But remember i'm your mother so i have the right to call you the name i gave you as a baby."
Isza, using her basic survival instincts, merely smiled and turned around. She walked back into the room and closed her door. 'I have to find a way back to the Akatsuki. Man i bet Pein's having a fit without me there! These people are crazy!!'
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Konan had already left. She offered to let me out of the room but i refused. I sat back down on the bed with the new information she had told me.
~thinking back~
Konan sighed, "Gee i never thought that fight would leave you like this. Itachi rushed you back so fast he said he saw some kind of light before he got back to the hideout." I looked at her incredeously. "What fight?" Konan looked at me and said, "Well you and Itachi were on a mission to retrieve a scroll. You see you go around with every member so you don't have a permanant partner...." Gee that makes me sound like a whore, i thought before she could continue. "Well you were seen and that started a fight. According to Itachi you were knocked out which made him bring you back here. He kept going on about a light."
~back to present~
That's it! The light! Somehow that light has something to do with my strange appearance in this place. I had to question Itachi about it as soon as possible.
Man it's just too weird sounding smart!