When they got outside, "OH MY GOD, IT'S LINK! EEEEEEEE!" the Els squealed with joy while jumping up and down. The Eds looked at the small crater. A twilit imp flew out and said to a wolf while floating in the air, "Link, you retard! You go wolf form, fall from the city in the sky, and land in a whole other universe in front of fan girls! OOH! Just hurry up and go to a hiding spot so I can change you back!" but Link had changed back due to the pain from the fall. "Owwww...that hurt...Midna, do you not care that I'm in an incredible amount of pain right now?" he said as he got up. A little blue fairy was flying around. As soon as Link stood up, he was knocked down again. Of course by all his fan girls: El, Ell, and Ella.
"I GOT HIS SWORD!" El screamed with joy. "I GOT HIS SHIELD!" screamed Ell. "I GOT HIS HAT!" screamed Ella. "Navi! Quickly! Escape maneuver 227!" Link whispered to the fairy. "HEY!" she yelled. And gestured to the alleyway. El, Ell, and Ella ran in that direction. Midna levitated over to the first door she saw and said, "Let's see what's behind door number one!" she opened the door and link was standing there, his tunic ripped in several places.
"I am NEVER doing that again!" Link said. "Those are some weird fan girls." Midna said. "If you think that's weird, follow us." Eddy said. They went to the worshiping room. Link and Midna were amazed. "These girls have even more posters of me than my little sister!" Link said in astonishment. "You have a little sister?" Midna asked trying not to laugh. "Did I say that?" Link asked nervously. "Yes, yes you did." Midna said. "Hey, is that little sister of yours self centered, mean, rude, and doesn't care about any of your friends?" Eddy asked. "Yeah, why?" Link asked suspiciously. "Because, if she is, you're just like Ed." Eddy said.
There was loud laughter from outside. Everyone looked out the window at Ed. He was squeezing a chicken to death. Then everyone yelled, "ED! Put down the chicken and get up here!!!" "But I love chickens guys!" Ed said stupidly. Eddy slapped himself in the face while Link was pinching the space between his eyebrows. Link yelled out the window, "We KNOW you do! Now GET THE FUCK UP HERE! YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ALL OF US! ESPECIALLY ME!" "No." Ed said before sticking his tongue out at Link. "Why you little...LET ME AT HIM!" Link got soooo angry at Ed. Midna grabbed Link and restrained him from jumping out the window. "Midna... let... me... GO! AHHHHHH..." Link started to glow and turned into a wolf, jumped out the window, ran towards Ed and talked to the chicken. "Get him off me! Please! We go through this every day!" the chicken stated. Link was grabbed by Midna and dragged back inside while she said, "Bad dog."
When they were in the worshiping room, Midna turned Link back into a human and gave him a lecture about charging at innocent people and abusing his abilities. Ed came in while Midna was in the middle of her lecture and said, "There's a-" Ed was cut off because the Els came in out of breath and said, "You...have...to...see...this." Midna stopped talking and said, "Link, lets go!" Link grabbed his sword and shield and turned into a wolf after he ran off. The Eds followed.
When they got outside, the culdesack was covered with twilight. "Oh no. It can't be. Link, Zant has been here!" Midna said, on the verge of tears. Link just stood there, his tail drooping. Midna got on Link's back. "What is this floating stuff anyways?" Eddy asked. "It's called twilight." Midna said sadly. Ell stepped beside her and Link. "There's more to it than that, twilight princess." she said staring at Midna. "Oh, so you knew." Midna said with a little embarrassment in her voice. "Tell Link what you did later. Right now you guys need to find the light spirit of this province." Ell said as she turned into a spirit, along with every body else except for Link and Midna.
Two hours earlier, Zant found Sarah. "I need you to find a wolf with a twilit imp." Zant said to Sarah. Sarah said, "I don't wanna." Zant persuade, "I'll make you oblivious to twilight." he did that and Sarah said, "Can you still tell that I don't want to, or are you oblivious to your own inetiquecies? That was a lot of big words in a row, wow, sweet!" Zant was getting angry, "Will you just do this for me?!" Sarah was getting annoyed, "Here's another really big word I know: supercalafragelisticexpiallaFUCKYOU! Ha!"
Zant was going insane, but held back the anger, "The wolf and imp are friends with your brother." Sarah got an evil smile, "I'll do it."