Super Junior Seduction Rag Part 3
Athor : Blacksmile4ever
Cast : Kyumin, Haehyuk, Kangteuk, hanchul, yewook, sibum, Zhoury shindong..?
Rate : General
Genre: fail romance, humor all day, sweet, no lemon
Summary:
3rd part of super junior seduction rag. Last 2 part I only represent Kyumin couple. This time, I'm gonna write how all of them have mastering rag things which they've got from Donghae and Changmin.. Uhuh.. Actually I'm the one who thaught them.. heheh XD
Donghae & Changmin : see.. it's not us who thaught them!
OOooooooooooOOOOO
Heechul : Hanie-ah.. #speaks softly
Hangkyung : Chullie-ah.. #replies softly
Heechul : why did I call you Hanie?
Hangkyung : because u like that name?
Heechul : hu uh. Because you're my honey hanie.
Hangkyung : #dancing ballet
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Hangkyung : ooo Chullie, I'm so tired
Heechul : why? You must be very busy lately
Hangkyung : I'm building a castle of love in your heart, my Heechurella
Heechul : #giggles like a witch
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Yewoon couple
What the heck they're doin? Yesung looks at Hancul couple in nerd look. Suddenly something comes to his mind.
Yesung : yah, wooki-ah
Ryewook : ne, hyung..
Yesung : do you know why my head is big?
Ryewook : You're alien species, hyung..?
Yesung : aish.. it's because my brain is full of 1 billion little Wookies inside. Hehe
Ryewook : smart boooy! #hugs ddakkoman brother
Yesung : why don't ya hug me? #_#!
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Yesung : do you know what's the difference between mirror and you?
Ryewook : no idea..
Yesung : You can see your own reflextion on the mirror, and I can see my reflextion on you.. #giggles
Ryewook : Hyung-ah.. #clumsy
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KangTeuk couple
Kangin : People says venus is beautiful planet
Leeteuk : mmm..
Kangin : other says heaven is beautiful place
Leeteuk : it's true
Kangin : For me the most beautiful place is earth
Leeteuk : huh..?
Kangin : the angelic Leeteuk lives on earth #wink wink
Leeteuk : #fainting happily
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Kangin : I'm learning sniper in the army
Leeteuk : you wanna shot people?
Kangin : I wanna shot your heart with my love bullet
Leeteuk : #flying to heaven
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Sibum couple
Siwon : Bummie kiddo...
Kibum : wae...?
Siwon : do you know why God created earth to rotate sun?
Kibum : It's written on God's will, hyung
Siwon : another reason is 'cos you are my sun, little Bummie
Kibum : #covering his mouth with hand, holds his laugh
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Let's try another shot
Siwon : God Almighty is Very Fair, little Bummie
Kibum : uugh Siwon hyung starts again..
Siwon : God creates "I Love You" and "You Love me"
Kibum : I'll back to US tomorrow
Siwon : O.o! #shock
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Eunhae couple
Donghae : what's the difference between me and fish?
Eunhyuk : No different, you're a fish
Dongahe : fish can't live without water, and I can't live without you
Eunhyuk : #rolling on the floor
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Eunhae couple
Eunhyuk : why is monkey having a loong hands?
Donghae : long hands help them to hangin on trees
Eunhyuk : false, It ease me to catch your heart, playboy fishie!
Donghae : yah! Since when I become playboy?
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Shindong couple?
Shindong is the lonely guy in dorm.. So he calls Kim Jung Hoon the Prince manager.
Biipp biipp
Junghoon : yeobboseo?
Shindong : roses are red and so are my lips, just wait till you see wiggle my hips
Junghoon : what the heck?
Shindong : Roses are red violets are blue, I've never met a hyung manager as hot as you!
Junghoon : Are you crazy?
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Then he calls Changmin who is busy playing game.
Shindong : hey, Changminnie
Changmin : what's up? #eyes on computer screen
Shindong : loving you is like diarrhea, it can not be detained any longer in my stomach
Changmin : Yah! are you stealing my quotes? #almost falls from the chair and throw his keyboard
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Zhoury couple
Zhoumi : you can play your violin, you can play starcraft with kyu, you can play your mochie fluffy
Henry : soo?
Zhoumi : But you can not play with my heart
Henry : Mimi gegeee.. ssoouuww sweeeeettttt
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Zhoumi : 1+1 is 2, 2+2=4, Me and you?
Henry : what?
Zhoumi : LOVE
Henry : I have to call my mom in Canada now, hyung
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Kyumin couple
Kyuhyun : my little bunny pumpkin.. sweety sweety pumpkin.. baby baby Minnie... little little foxy eyes... my pinky pinky chubby cheeks...#caressed Sungmin's cheek and hair
Sungmin : waeee..? why you always says something rag to me?
Kyuhyun : My rag thing is part of being honest, it's just my honesty sound like rag words, and not my rag words sounds like being honest.
Sungmin : Evil Kyu starts again.. #laughing heuung heuung heuung...
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Kyuhyun is leaving for CF shooting and leaves Sungmin in the dorm who is free of schedules all day.
Kyuhyun : Minnie-ah #on the mobile phone
Sungmin : ne..
Kyuhyun : I think I left something in dorm
Sungmin : what? Something important?
Kyuhyun : yeah.. #sigh
Sungmin : what? What is it?
Kyuhyun : I left my heart in your heart, please take care of it while I'm leaving.
Sungmin : #speechless, turn off his mobile for a whole day
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Now who is the master of seduction ? ^_^3
Review please
Thanks for the comments to:
LittleLiappe : Haha you like perv things. That's right, when we know Super Junior means we learn how to be pervert. heheh. God please forgive me. T.T
kangkyumi : I blush too though I made it. ^^
EvilBungsu KyuminBaby137 : there you go, I keep continuing this cheesy fanfic. I hope I can keep up the quality.
Happy laughing guys.. XD
Sorry for the typos here and there