A/N To anyone who gave ideas I appreaciate it. You won't see them for the next few chapters though. I have 5 chapters written and I'm probably going to change 100 ways to a higher number.
11 Force Cortex to hug a cute little bunny
No way! That thing is too fluffy and cute. Complained Cortex.
Beonca holds up her trusty gun
He walks up to the bunny,closes his eyes tight,and hugs the bunny.
"Ahhh! It's torture!!"
That was nothing compared to what I have planned next. Said Beonca
12 Make Cortex wear a long,pink dress
I'm not wearing that thing!!!!!!!!
Do you want me to put it on you myself? Because I will!
Cortex shutters at the thought
"Okay fine!"
He grabs the dress and puts it on
He comes out with it on. She takes pictures and sends them to Uka Uka
Uka Uka you sure got one sick minion!said Beonca.
No! She's lying!Cortex cried
"Yeah right! Back to the lab nincompoop!" Exclaimed Uka Uka
13 Tie Cortex up and have fun with him
Let me go!
Yeah right! You had this coming for a long time. Now time for make up!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! No! Please!! pleads Cortex
Sorry. NOT! She smears lipstick on his lips. Next she adds blush. Then eyeliner. Lastly eye shadow.
Cortex sees himself in a mirror Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
"This is going on the internet. Snap Snap
No!
Sorry. Not!
14 Make Cortex kiss Coco
Okay Coco I know this will be gross but you'll get revenge on Cortex. Plus I'll give you a million dollars.
Okay deal. Coco agrees
Coco I got you a paper towel,mouthwash,Wampa fruit,and a tooth brush." Said Beonca.
She has Cortex's hands behind his back.
Please No!!!
I'm getting payed a lot for this. Plus a chance for revenge on you. It's worth it. Said Coco
she kisses Cortex slow. She kisses Cortex for 5 minutes. He struggles and you can hear a muffled scream.
Coco pulls away. she rinses her mouth out with mouthwash,brushes her teeth,feeds her the fruit and give her 1 million dollars.
Cortex Spits and gags. Please give me some mouthwash.
Sorry I gave it all to Coco!
You BEEP!
That wasn't a very nice thing to say! If you say it again Coco will kiss you once more." Beonca said smuggliy.
Sorry! Sorry! he quickly said
15 Make him get a tattoo
No way!
"You had this coming" She gives him a tattoo that says I have a big head.
Nooooooooooooooooo!
Relax! I didn't make it perment
Whew!
It'll go away in a few years.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
16 Force Cortex to watch a children's cartoon marathon
I pity you right now Once I get free I am going to kill you
"That isn't very nice" she holds up her gun.
"I hate the teletubbies"
"Time for Booba"
Noooooo!
"Grammama, Papapa, Momama, Dadada. Gramama wants to take a nap but there is no bed". Said the t.v.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Ha Ha Ha Ha!
17.Put Cortex in gym class
2 laps! Go Go GO! 25 jumping jacks. Run in place. 15 pushups. Now we will play basketball.yelled the gym teacher
Oh Man!
"This is funny" Said Beonca
Cortex passes out
18 Shave his body
"Okay Bandicoots time to decide who shaves what areas. I want to shave his head." said Beonca.
" I want to shave his legs" said Coco
"I want to shave his arms" said Crunch
"I want to shave his back" said Crash
"right and the first to finish can shave his chest" said Beonca. She turns on the shaver.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
19 Make Cortex write
"
Cortex you will write I forgive you Beonca 200,0000,000,000,000,000,00,00,00,000 times and every time you complain you will be hit with this baseball bat."
Cortex writes it 100 times he rubs his hand.
"Keep going" she said.
20 Make Cortex call Uka Uka and ask if it is Tony's Pizza
"No way!I could loose my job."
She holds up her gun.
Hi is this Tony's pizza
No you moron! Said Uka Uka he hangs up.