As requested by Ckbrothers, I shall change my writing style. Enjoy.
At the previous chapter, as Anick The Untrustworthy Knight said, there's-
"A village to pillage. "
"Don't disturb the narrator! "
*sigh*Ehem, as it has said, they stumbled across a small village in the middle of their journey.
"Everyone. We come here to pillage your village. Please just be quiet and let us take all your stuff. " the knight said boringly.
The Hero, Ay, hit his companion in the head with his fist. "Are you an idiot or something?! They will get the wrong idea! "
"A thief! "
"Robbers! "
"Somebody called a hero! "
Ay facepalmed himself as Anick had a small grin on his face.
"Yes! Run in fear you cowards. Muahahahahaha! "
"Stop acting like this is real! "
"Fear not citizens of this town! " a voice said, as everyone turned their head to the voice.
A black haired guy, wearing an armor. Was standing on top of a building. As he has a huge smirk on his face. "I. Alexander Roland! Will cleanse these people with their own blood! "
"That sounds so wrong... " the blue haired boy sarcastically said.
He then jumps down, only to hit a branch on his head. Then a few birds pecks his face, after that he fell on a log with his middle part of his body as a crack sound can be opened.
The two guys who were watching the scene stares at him with a blank stare.
"Are...you okay? "
"Can I cook your eggs? "
"DON'T MAKE JOKES WHEN SOMEONE HURT! "
He groans before standing up, his body is aching as if a blizzard was passing through.
"I...am Alexander Roland...nice to meet you...scumbags off the world..." he said, still aching as he grabs his cracked eggs.
They both give him blank stares again as he flinched. "T-This? It's-nothingcomparedtohaveayanderestalkingme. "
"Let's leave, Anick. " Ay said, walking away with his companion as Anick replied with a bored "okay. "
"Wha-Wait!
And so their quest continues...