Before I begin this letter I must tell you this: Not Bolded is Fred and Bolded is George.
Dear Harry,
We've heard that you've been having issues with that pain in the arse Malfoy lately, would you like us to send him something? Maybe we could send him a 'box of chocolates' and instead it be puking pastilles? Or maybe it could be our new burn ointment that actually makes you burn... ? Can't we just have Mad Eye turn him into Ferret? Or maybe a Weasel, which do you prefer? Just let us know Harry if we need to put a 'special' order together, yeah mate we're happy to help. You are our baby brother's best friend afterall, and that makes us your big brothers as well so it's our job to beat up those whom are giving you problems. Well, Harry we've got to go... some newbie just dropped a tube of burn ointment and then stepped on it, they might be on fire... Bye Harry.
Sincerely,
Fred and George (Big Brothers)
P.S. Please do let us know Harry next time Malfoy bothers you or Ron for that matter, we'll be happy to send him an early Birthday Present...