Ok ,peeps. Due to large amounts of e-mail and fan ranting, I have decided to make more chapters. Hooray! this one's Shikamaru's advice thingy, just in case you're an idiot who doesn't know anything. Oh, well. ON WITH SHIKAMARU! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Shikamaru's Confession

(S is Shikamaru and L is Lee... obviously.)

S: Ohayou, Lee. I was visiting Sasuke in the hospital and he told me that you were giving dating advice.

L: He told you right! Why did you want to know?

S: Well, I need some.

L: ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH SAKURA, TOO!

S: No, nothing like that! In fact, I'm not even sure if I'm in love with her. But I like her a lot.

L: Are we still talking about Sakura here?

S: No! We're talking about the girl I like, remember?

L: Oh. Who's the girl, again?

S: Um... well, she's a girl on my team.

L: Ah! Ino! I always knew you two would end up together!

S: You're weird, not to mention troublesome.

L: Okay, so why don't you tell Ino you like her.

S: Because, she's all for Sasuke.

L: Sasuke won't ever love her.

S: How do you figure that?

L: Because he's in love with Sakura and Sakura's in love with him and I wish them happieness...

S: But Sasuke'd never admit that!

L: That's why, after he dropped off flowers on her doorstep, I wrote his name on the card.

(At this moment, there is a loud, "SASUKE! ARE YOU ALRIGHT! I GOT YOUR FLOWERS, AND I THINK IT'S SOOO SWEET!" from the direction of the hospital, followed by a "HOW THE HELL DID YOU KNOW THEY WERE FROM ME!")

S: Wow... so can you help me?

L: Yes. BRING HER BEEF STROGANOFF!

S: Are you sure there's nothing wrong with you?

L: Yes...

S: Good. Now, seriously. How do I do this?

L: Well...

(At the Yamanaka Flower Shop...)

L: Come on, you can do this.

S: Troublesome... (He walks into the shop. As usual, Ino's at the counter. Shikamaru wordlessly leans over it and presses his lips against Ino's.)

L: (Runs away laughing like a maniac)

I: Shikamaruuuuuuuu!

S: AAAAAUUUUGGGGHHHHH!

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Nat: They later found Shikamaru bleeding and beat up underneath a two-ton bulldozer. (nods)

More to come when I have 12 reviews!