I don't own Naruto. If I did it would've been SasuNaru not SasuSai in Oiroke: Otokonoko Dōshi no Jutsu(Sexy: Boy on Boy Technique).
"I can't believe you gave up heaven for me," Sasuke whispered to the fox holding him in his arms.
"Anything's heaven with you Sasuke-kun," Naruto said in highest pitch possible laughing slightly. "All joking aside, I love you I'd do anything for you. Hell, I would've gone to hell just so I could've been with you." He turned placing a soft kiss on the others lips lingering there for a moment. "You know we've been trying to look at stars for about an hour now and I'm still not seeing anything, you think there even are stars here?"
"Maybe not," he swept imaginary dust from his pants.
"Man, Shika's ganna be pissed! No cloud gazing," he laughed. Grasping Sasuke's hand he intertwined their fingers. "Chill it was just a joke! Come on lets go find everybody!" They ran towards their makeshift village. Well, more like Naruto dragged Sasuke but who cares about details.
"Naruto! I just made that you idiot!" Ino screamed hitting the poor blonde.
"Sasuke-kun! Can you help me with this?" Even in the afterlife the pink haired girl couldn't get it.
"No."
"Just a little bit?"
"No."
"Just a tiny, little-"
"No! Come on Naruto." This time Naruto was the one being dragged into a forest.
"It's really weird that this is where we are and after all this explanation he gave us, we're the only ones here."
"We'll probably run into someone soon. Naruto come here." The blonde complied creating no distance between them starting with small kisses and working to longer, more passionate ones.
"Hey danna, do you know how we got here, un?" A blonde asked in the shadows.
"No Deidara and I really don't care as long as I'm away from that pervert in hell." The blonde laughed even in hell they got in to trouble.
"Well let's go find out why we're here, un!"
"Kyuubi can you tell me why you were gone for so long? Oh wait I know why; it's because you were stuck in a humans body. Tell me did you do anything in his body?"
"…Only raped the Uchiha." He muttered diverting his gaze.
"Don't tell me you raped Itachi," Nibi asked stepping slightly forward.
"Hey I can't help it I was in there for 16 years, 12 of those he didn't understand what to do," he justified.
"My brother's ganna hate you!"
"Well he didn't do anything besides what could we have done surely we couldn't of had both kids passed out at the same time. He'll understand."
"Both of you shut up, would you? Now then, go and watch them."
"Yes, sir," they both vanished leaving smoke to leave in their place.
"Sasuke! Look what I found!"
"Ugh does she ever get that you two are together," Ino asked advancing slightly.
To which Sasuke smirked, "If I recall correctly you used to act like that."
"Until I noticed how much you like Naruto. Quick Naruto grab his hand!" She darted to their hand making them intertwine in time for her to back away before Sakura saw what happened.
"Naruto, Sasuke-kun; why are you two holding hands?"
"Sakura," Naruto tried to pull his hand from Sasuke's only for the drip to tighten.
"You didn't…Naruto…I…I…I can't believe you!" She screamed slapping Naruto with all her might causing the blonde to mutter out incoherent words as he stepped back.
"Sakura be happy for Sasuke-san if you really say you do. That's what Hinata's doing for Naruto!" She tried to slap some since into Sakura literally, before dragging her off. While Sasuke pulled him into the side for Naruto to regain his senses.
"Sasuke I…I didn't know we were hurting people!"
"Dobe, stop worrying so much about people." He crushed against Naruto's lips only for the blonde to pull away.
"No! I have to go find Hinata," he ran off leaving Sasuke breathless.
Naruto…he smiled slightly then it turned into a frown as he started to doubt himself. He walked off to talk to Kakashi.
Sorry for the sucky shortness give me some ideas, please!