Title: Calendar Boys
Pairing: Harry/Ron, but it is mostly the story of the people in the committee at first.
Author: earenyaberyl
Rating: R – for language, racier later.
Beta: None.
Summary: There a theme. And the theme is...
A/N: This was inspired by a picture of Draco Malfoy leaning on a stone wall during Care of Magical Creatures. The list, I tried to make it all man, but I have to include girls because I don't know that many characters, and you could only use original character that much. Have to do more homework. and Cedric is not Dead cause he's too beautiful to die.

Chapter Two

"Soooooo, what are we going to do now? Hermione ask with her usual bluntness.

Pansy tilted her head. Her usual grimace and sneer that she usually wore at any meeting which contains Griffindors was absent. Like her, everyone was deep in thought of what they would say. This was apparently an awkward time for everybody. It was Hermione who, again, tried to break the ice.

She huff and started. "Well, I think that we should start with introductions and the selection of the head editor and other positions.

Everybody nodded at that and introductions was made. Hermione was of course made head editor, with Pansy , Padma and Hannah as her seconds, although all decisions was agreed to be voted on.

Josh Feather, a quiet boy, gave a brilliant suggestion." Why don't we have short biography of the people who made the calendar?". That was unanimously agreed upon, and thus, Josh was made head reporter.

Seamus, Blaise, Melinda and Henrietta was elected for the planning committee. They will come up with as many idea for the theme. When the subject of boys came up in the discussion however, Seamus and Blaise have identical mischievous looks in their eyes. That means they had found something they have in common, both of them was as gay as a holiday parade. Justin, then, beams at them and almost shouted,

"Hey, me too. What a coincidence." And he did say it too cheerfully, which gets the girls to thinking how were they all chosen for the assignment in the first place. So at the end of the day they all know that Josh was the only guy who's into girls and their theme for the calendar. They were to chose three people from their own houses, student or teacher, both sexes, to be featured in the calendar.

At ten minutes to curfew, they went their separate ways, promising to meet at the same time on Friday.

The house meeting went quite smoothly. There seems to be no fights when choosing the people for their houses. At the Gryffindor common room, Lavender could not contain her excitement in nominating the eligible candidates.

" I think Parvati would be perfect, she has that Asian beauty thing going on, do you agree?" She enthused.

Hermione was thinking very deeply about that, "I think Ginny would be great, she has really matured and blossom this year." and a not so audible 'friends shouldn't count'.

" How about the fifth year, Emily Ballard, all that blond hair, you would think she's related to the Malfoy's, only without the evilness and following the Dark Lord thing." Seamus actually almost went straight for her, but then found out she's dating a female sixth year from Ravenclaw. That bounced him right back. " and I think that Ginny hasn't reach her full potential yet, so I would give her a few years. But I like Parvati."

" I think I will have a fourth opinion, " Hermione chipped and grabbed Collin who was studying in the next chair. "Well Collin, who would you like to go out with, Parvati or Emily? Well, come on, don't dawdle."

Collin, after realizing he's not in trouble, said quite blissfully and in full of admiration, " Emily is beautiful, but Parvati have that chocolate color skin, do you know, so I guess, I would go for Parvati." Lavender was practically smirking at that, which look eerily natural on her.

Hermione however was fuming particularly hot seeing that and almost scream, " Then I want Harry!"

"Agreed!" burst from both Lavender and Seamus and both of them became quite flush.

Hermione eyes almost bulged out, " What? Seriously... I..I won't let you take it back. Harry is really going in. Seamus, are you fanning yourself?" as she saw Seamus right hand vigorously fluttering in front of him, while looking back at Lavender and noticing she's wiping her nose with her handkerchief, " And Lavender, are you sweating?"

"I was just kidding. You know that right?" Hermione was still stunned at the reaction she was getting from both of them.

Seamus was the first to recover himself and he quite impishly answered, " Well, we're not, joking I mean." and almost laugh when Hermione whispered, 'he's just Harry', "and he's not just Harry, Hermione. Have you seen what Quidditch do to him?" and he actually giggled.

Lavender was nodding her head heartily that Hermione thought that she might just snapped it off. " Oh, he is divine. I was totally jealous with Parvati at being able to snatch him for the ball. He would be perfect, all that smoldering dark looks. I could just imagine it, a picture by the the waterfall, or...or in his Quidditch robes after a storm, just like the one we had in third year."

" I absolutely agree with a wet Harry," Seamus cheered. "And it's your job to make him agree to do this Granger, besides, you're the one who suggested him. We all know about the hero complex that he have. I don't think he wants to go near a camera after Rita Skeeter."

Hermione feel a headache coming on at that. But seeing as she was beaten with two votes to one, she reluctantly wrote Harry's name on the parchment, cursing her own big mouth. Two down, One to go. She took a deep breath and wheezed, " Who's next?"

" I get to give a name next, seeing as both of you already have a name in. And I proposed..." Hermione and Lavender actually held their breath, " Ronald Weasley." and he smirked at the two girls imitating a fish in front of him.

Lavender raised her arms as if she was going to strangled Seamus there and then. Hermione turn red and then shook her head as if she had water in her ears. " Which weird person, with freakish taste and partial blindness would choose Ronald Weasley?" you could actually see her disgust.

And as if on cue, Ron, came in through the Fat Lady, one arm over Harry's shoulder, with his shoulder length hair wet from the shower after Quidditch practice, laughing his head off at something Harry said. Not noticing that three people was ogling him quite blatantly. His blue eyes animated, a smile big enough to drown anyone who saw it in, complimenting the fact that he was faintly blushing and his freckles just bridge his nose. Both him and Harry actually looked like a Guy Stuyvesant commercial. They actually looked really relaxed and walked together to their dorm.

" Which weird person, with freakish taste and partial blindness would choose Ronald Weasley?" Seamus mouthed and sniggered.

" Me. " was barely audible from Hermione and Lavender's mouth. Both of them seems lost in their own heads and was smiling in a very nauseating way.

A few minutes later, when the girls have seemed to recollect themselves, Hermione said, " I have never notice Ron that way. Seriously, he is quite attractive when he's not in a temper or pouting and being difficult. I know for a fact that he only becomes like that when he's around Harry."

Lavender was still in high color, but she's speaking normally again." how did you know Seamus? I mean, sure, you're as gay as hobbit," she turned to Hermione who had her mouth open, " Yes I do read muggle, but how can you know he is capable of looking like that?"

"Well, I do share a dormitory with them. I mean, Harry is the dark brooding type, after years of being skinny and short, Ron has fill out that height and his hair actually turn from orange to deep red, Neville got tall and lost all that pudginess and Dean have always been gorgeous." He seemed wistful in his description.

Hermione lost her shrewd old-woman-in-young-girl-body look and actually seemed girlish. She thinks she might just be jealous of Seamus, but she bury all that in the back of her mind and contend the matter at hand. They now got their three candidates for the calendar. Hope they could all survive the publication with all limbs intact.

T BC

Next Chapter: How will the Slytherin choose?