Hello everyone! Well, I guess I lied. This isn't another interview... This is what I like to call Fried Octorok Diner, where the cast from Legend of Zelda go after a hard days work to chat. Today's eddition (if there are ever more in the future) is between Ganondorf and Vaati. Please enjoy. :D

Ganondorf: Sigh.

Vaati: What's wrong?

Ganondorf: Oh, nothing… It's just that, ever since Twilight Princess, I've been replaced by other villians.

Vaati: Yeah, dude, I know. Must be hard.

Ganondorf: No kidding, look at Mr. Flamebreath over there.

(Demise has his arms in the air, staring into space.)

Vaati: (eyebrow raised) What's he doing?

Ganondorf: Nobody knows, but that's what replaced me.

Vaati: Ouch. But you have to admit, dude, he does have a lot of things over you.

Ganondorf: (Pause.) …What are you saying?

Vaati: Well, he did force a Goddess to become mortal, and he was closer to taking over the world. You got defeated by a boy in tights.

Ganondorf: So did he!

Vaati: That Link was wearing pants. Did you get the memo?

Ganondorf: Oh come on, as if you didn't your ass kicked by fairy boy as well.

Vaati: Dude, it took, like, four of them to take me down. For you, it took one.

Ganondorf: Yeah, but I appear in over half on the games. I think, what, you made three?

Vaati: Oh yeah, real cute, especially since you got your ass kicked more times than I have.

Ganondorf: YOU….arg! Seriously, though, why did I have to decended from that? (Points at Demise, still staring into space and still with both arms in the air) I'm nothing like that!

Vaati: …Uh huh…

Ganondorf: Look, dude, come on, do you think…. (Ganondorf stops, and stares into space for a few seconds.)

Ganondorf: ….I do that?

Vaati: (Looks away) Um…no, you don't.

Ganondorf: …Why aren't you looking at me?

Vaati: No reason.

Ganondorf: But still, though, you have to admit the whole gothic eyeball thing is a little old. It's like, "Hey, look at me, I'm a giant eyeball! Pay attention to me!"

Vaati: Ha ha. You trying being a floating eyeball, and then come back to me. Pig freak. What some bacon with your "wine"? Oh, wait….

Ganondorf: I will tear out your…

Ghirahim: Hey guys? Whatcha doin'?

Vaati: Oh…hey Ghirahim.

Ghirahim: Tsk tsk, Lord Ghirahim to you, you silly!

Vaati: Yeah…ahem.

Lord Ghirahim: Oh, Vaati, darling, nice hair cut! Not nearly as fabulous as mine, but at least you got a nice purple color. Oh, and Ganondorf, simply wonderful armor you have there! Of course, my armor is my skin, but what can I say? Well, ta ta! I'm off to have dinner with Dark Link, the little devil. Love and kisses.

(He walked away.)

(Silence)

Vaati: I can't stand him.

Ganondorf: Nope.

Vaati: Please, I had this look long before he was even a thought in Nintendo's mind. My hair is way better.

Ganondorf: Nobody understands us veteran villians.

Vaati: Nope. We are the only ones who have to suffer this.

~Meanwhile~

Majora: Nobody understands me….

Physiatrist: I see, and how does this make you feel?

~Back at the Diner~

Ganondorf: But I wouldn't worry, because you have amazing hair.

Vaati: Why thank you, I get it colored at ChuChu Palace.

Ganondorf: Oh, I hear that place is brilliant!

Vaati: It is. They even have a play palace.

Ganondorf: No.

Vaati: Yes.

Ganondorf: That place has defiantly earned a place on my "To Go" List.

Vaati: Yeah….

(More silence. Toon Link walks by singing, trips and falls into his food.)

Ganondorf: Nice day today.

Vaati: Yes, the sun is shining, the birds are singing.

(A bird drops dead as they look out the window.)

Ganondorf: Nice day today.

Vaati: Yes, the sun is shining, it's quiet and peaceful…You can't ask for more.

Ganondorf: Yeah…except I may not appear in the next Zelda game.

Vaati: I know I won't.

Ganondorf: And people still spell my name wrong.

Vaati: And people think I'm sexy.

Ganondorf: ….

Vaati: ...Look, dude, it's bad, ok?

(Suddenly, next to them.)

Nightmare: You think you have it bad? I'm not even remembered.

(Silence.)

Vaati: Who are you?

Nightmare: Sigh.

(Marin walks by whistling, walking Bow-Wow. It snarls at the group, then keeps walking.)

WELL!...That sucked. But thanks for reading anyways. I may have to take this done, it burns my eyes so much. But if you liked this, or the last chapter, let me know! I may make more! Seriously, how can I make more if I don't know if you like it or not? Despite my crappy skills... *bangs head on wall* BAD MAANNGA! OH! Yeah, if you have a suggestion for another interview, or another scene at the cafe, let me know as well! It may help get my creative juices flowing. And no, not my blood. I would like to stay alive, thanks.

Ok, go read something else. Or go outside. Enjoy life. Thanks for reading. :)