Episode 2
The Last Airbender.
Previously on crossover legends.
Dipper: When was the autopilot turned on?
Jack: Plot convenience!
Vana: (Tries to take steady the ship.) The Battles damage the controls!
Mark: We're out of control!
(The ship crash lands in the ice below.)
Intro
(Transformers animated intro plays.)
Intro Ends
(Scene starts off with the villains back on the Egg Carrier.)
Cluny: What just happened?
Tak: That ship just crashed with the emerald.
Eggman: I can see that, Fool, Now there gone, With the Emerald, How can this… ?!
(Tak and Cluny Motion him to shut up.)
Eggman: Get any Good? (Laughs Nervously.)
Skullface: Sirs, Ma'am, We're receiving a transmission from "You know who."
(Eggman, Tak and Cluny freeze in terror.)
Tak: Oh God!
Cluny: The Boss!
Eggman: Fuck our Lives!
(Meanwhile, Down on the surface.)
(A two person canoe is out among the large icebergs, On board are two teenage kids, a boy and a girl, in blue overcoats.)
Sokka: It's not getting away from me this time, Watch and Learn katara, this is how you catch fish.
Katara: (Indifferent at sokka's claim, than sees a fish in the water, removes her glove She takes a deep breath and with a look of trepidation begins to motion with her hand and a glob of water containing the fish surfaces.) Sokka Look!
Sokka: Shh Katara, your gonna scare it away. Mm-mm… I can already smell it cooking!
Katara: But Sokka! I caught one! (Tries to maintain control over it and floats it over to Sokka.)
Sokka: (Raises his spear to strike a fish and bursts the bubble with the end of his spear.)
Katara: Hey!
(This causes the fish to fall back in the sea and getting Sokka wet.)
Sokka: Ugh! Why s it that everytime you play with magic water, I get soaked?
Katara: It's not magic, It's waterbending and it's-
Sokka: Yeah, Yeah, an ancient art unique to our culture, blah, blah, blah, Look, I'm just saying that if I had weird powers, I'd keep my weirdness to myself.
Katara: You're calling me weird? I'm not the one who makes muscles at myself every time i see my reflection in the water.
Sokka; (makes a muscle at himself in the water.)
(Unbeknownst to the two siblings, they a near a certain crash ship in the ice.)
(Inside the ship.)
Computer: Cryo stasis over, Cryo Stasis over.
(Scene changes to six capsules opening to reveal Dipper and Co Awakening from stacis.)
Dib: What just Happened?
FlashBack.
(The ship about to crashland.)
Jack: We're about to crash into the Water!
Mark: Quickly divert our current coarse!
Computer: Emergency hover boosters online.
Mark: We're going to have to go into temporary Staci's, Ready the capsules!
Dipper: (Readies the Capsules.) Doen.
Mark: Get In, Quick!
Flashback ends.
Mac: Well, A better excuse than plot convenience.
Dib: Where Are we?
Vana: And why is it so cold?
Jack: (Looks outside) Hmm, Seam like we're on an iceberg.
Mark: Computer, What is our current location?
Computer: Current Location confirmed: The south pole.
All: The South Pole?!
Vana: Well, that explains the frostbite.
(Later, Outside the ship.)
Mac: There's nothing out here Ice and Water.
Dipper: We should make a signal flare.
Mark: Too risky, Lord Jargafar's lieutenants could still be out their.
Dib: You still have the Emerald?
Dipper: Yeah, It's in Here. (Pulls out the Chaos Emerald from his Jacket.)
Mark: Hold on to it, we can't let anyone see it, Or what else can go wrong.
(The Ship Explodes.)
Mark: Well happened.
(Ice breaks away from the explosion with the team on it.)
Mark: And that.
(The Iceberg they are on gets caught in a current.)
Mark: You know at this point-
Dipper: Don't say it.
(Meanwhile).
Sokka and Katara: AAHHH!
(Katara and Sokka are also caught in the current, With icebergs crashing all around them.)
Katara: Watch out!, Go Left! Go Left!
(Scene Changes to both groups head for a collision course.)
Mark: Watch out!
(The Canoe crashes into the iceberg which sends the team falling onto a more distant iceberg, Meanwhile Sokka and Katara jump out just in time and onto another iceberg.)
Katara: You call that left?
Sokka: You don't like my steering, Well, Maybe you should have waterbended us out of the ice.
Katara: So It's my fault?
Sokka: I knew I should have left you home, Leave it to a girl to screw things up.
Katara: (Anger boiling over.) You are the most sexist, immature, nut-brained…
(Iceberg behind her begins to crack.)
Katara: Ugh, I'm embarrassed to be related to you! Ever since mom died I've been doing all the work around camp while you've been off playing soldier!
Sokka: (Notices the ice breaking) Uh… Katara…
Katara: I even wash all the clothes! Have you ever smelled your dirty socks? Let me tell you, NOT PLEASANT!
Sokka: Katara, Settle Down.
Katara: No that's it. I'm done helping you. From now on, you're on your own!
(Upon the Final scream the iceberg behind them Breaks in half and Pushes the iceberg away.)
Sokka: Okay, you've gone from weird to freakish, Katara.
Katara: You mean? I did that?
Sokka: Yup, Congratulations.
(In the distance, the iceberg with Mark's crew on it is drifting towards them.)
Mac: Hey look, They seem friendly.
Jack: I recognize their attire, but I can't think of where.
Dipper: Think they could help?
Mark: I don't know, They're clearly in the same predicament as us.
Dib: Well, Maybe we could help each other.
Vana: And just how are we supposed to do that?
Dib: Uhh… I dunno.
Vana: (Facepalms.)
Dipper: Can't we at least try?
Mark: But what if they steal the emerald?
Katara: Steel What?
Mark: Its not your…
(The team realize their iceberg has floated right next to Sokka and Katara's Iceberg.)
Mark: Oh… Hey…
(Suddenly the water beneath both parties glows blue.)
Jack: What the heck is… ?
(Another lighter colored iceberg surfaces.)
Katara: (Walks to the edge and sees the figure of a boy in a meditation pose.)
Dipper: Are those… Arrows?
Boy: (Eyes and Arrow markings glow white.)
All: (Gasp!)
Dipper: He's Alive!
Katara: (Grabs Sokka's Hockey stick.) We have to help. (Goes to the Boy, Dipper follows.)
Sokka: Katara!
Mark: Dipper! (Goes after them.)
Sokka: Get Back Here! We don't know what the thing is! (Goes after them also.)
Mac: He doesn't even know what we are, Right?
Vana: Just c'mon! (Follows the others with the rest behind her.)
(All Cross a little trail of icebergs to the where the boy is trapped.)
Katara: (Whacks at the ice with the Hockeystick.)
(A huge gust of air bursts out, causing the iceberg to crack and a shaft of white light shoots straight into the heavens.)
Meanwhile.
(A fire nation battleship is shown, and on the Deck is a young man with a giant scar around his left eye.)
Zuko: Finally (Turns around.) Uncle, do you realize what this means?
Iroh: I won't get to finish my game?
Zuko: It means my search - It's about to come to an end.
Iroh: (groans.)
Zuko: That light came from an incredibly powerful source. It has to be him.
Iroh: Or it's just the celestial lights, We've been down this road before, Prince Zuko, I don't want you to get to excited over nothing, Please, sit, Why don't you enjoy a cup of calming jasmine tea?
Zuko: I don't Need any Calming Tea! I have to capture the Avatar! Helmsman! Head a course for the light!
Helmsman: What light?
Zuko: That li-!, … (Looks to where the light was.) Uh, N-North?
Meanwhile.
(Scene Changes to the exploded iceberg, Sokka Shielding Katara from the blast, Mark doing the same with the kids, and Mac and Jack in complete shock over what just happened, Suddenly the Glowing boy Appears.)
Sokka: (Raises his spear.) Stop!
Boy: (Energy around him fades, He seems to pass out and slide down the slope.)
Katara: (Catches him.)
Dipper: (Runs to his side.)
Sokka: (Pokes him with the end of his weapon.)
Katara: Stop it!
Dib: Who is this?
Mac: What is this?
Jack: (Wide eyed. Thats…
Boy: (Starts to regain consciousness, and sees Dipper and Katara, and speaks in a weak voice.) I need to ask you guys something.
Katara: What?
Boy: Please… Come closer…
Dipper: What is it?
Boy: (In a normal, excited voice.) Will you penguin sledding with me?
Dipper and Katara: (Look at each other.)
Dipper: What?
Katara: Uh… sure?
Dib: Pretty weird question coming from a stranger who just came out of a block of ice.
Boy: ( Airbends to his feet.)
Boy: What's going on here?
Sokka: You tell us? How did you get in the ice?
Vana: And why aren't you frozen?
Boy: I'm not sure.
(A animal like sound is heard.)
Boy: (Scrambles up the ruined Iceberg which is now as ruin, and Jumps on something big and fury.)
Boy: Appa! Are you all right? Wake up, Buddy. (Opens one of its eyes and closes it, than hopes down and tries to lift its head.)
(The others come around the corner and are shocked at what they see.)
Mac: What is that?
Appa: (Opens his mouth and licks the boy.)
Boy; HaHa, You're okay! (Hugs him.)
Vana: Okay what the hell is that?
Jack: A flying biason, I haven't seen one in ages.
Boy: His name is Appa.
Sokka: Right and This is Katara, My flying sister.
Appa: (Starts to sneeze, than sneezes on Sokka and Dib.)
Dib: Ew.
Sokka Ewww! (Rolls around in the snow and tries to wash it off.)
Boy: Don't worry, It'll wash out.
Sokka and Dib: Ugh.
Aang: So do any of you live around here?
Dipper: Uhh… No.
Mac: Nope.
Dib: Not really.
Mark: Negative.
Jack: The other two do.
Vana: And we literally just met them.
Boy: Really?
Sokka: Don't answer that! Did you see that crazy bolt of light? He was probably trying to signal the fire navy or some other villain faction.
Katara: Oh yeah sure, I'm sure he's a spy for a villain faction, You can tell by the evil look in his eye.
Boy: (Makes a weirdly cute face).
Katara: The Paranoid on is my brother Sokka, and uh… You Guys?
Mark: I am lieutenant Mark, These are my squad, My Nephew Dipper, My Wards Dib and Vana, My weapons expert, Mac and my… Comedy buddy, Jack the Fox.
Jack: I'm not his Comedy body.
Dipper: And your name?
Boy: I'm A… aaaahhhh… ahhhh… aaah, aaah, aaah, ACHOOOOO! (Zooms off the Ground.)Dipper: Holy… (BEEP.)
Boy: (Slides back to the ground.) I'm Aang.
Sokka: You just sneezed…
Mac: And flew Ten feet in the air.
Aang: Really? It felt higher than that.
Dib: How could he…
Jack: Really? Have none of you fools figured…?!
Katara: (Gasps.) You're an Airbender!
Aang: Sure am.
Jack: Thank you!
Sokka; Giant light beams, Freedom watch, Flying Bisons, Airbender, I think I've got midnight sun madness, I'm going home to where stuff makes sense. *Realizes their stuck.) I don't suppose…
Mark: Sorry, Our ship blew up.
Aang: Well, If any of you are stuck, Appa and I can give you a lift. (Airbends on top of Appa.)
Katara: We'd love a ride thanks.
Sokka; Oh No, I'm not getting on that Fluffy Snot monster.
Vana: Me neither.
Dipper: Alright, Than you can both stay here and either wait for another monster to give you guys a lift or freeze to death.
Vana: ... Uh… (Gets on.)
Sokka: (About to say something but gives up.)
(Later.)
Aang: Okay! First time fliers hold on tight, Appa, Yip Yip.
Appa: (Launches into the air, Only to come down into the water with a huge splash.)
Aang: Come on Appa, Yip Yip!
Sokka: Wow… that was truly amazing.
Mac: Aren't we supposed to fly?
Aang: Appa' Just tired, A little rest and He'll be soaring through the sky, You'll see.
Mark: Can you at least get him speed up?
Aang: Not really, Why?
Katara; Come to think of it… How did a freedom watch scout crew end up here in the south pole.
Dib: We were attacked by a villain horde, they shot down our ship and might come looking for us.
Dipper: We have to get back to your village before they find us.
Jack: Or something worse…
(Meanwhile at prince Zuko's Ship.)
(Zuko Standing on top of the deck, Iroh comes up behind him.)
Iroh: I'm going to bed now, (Yawns.) Yep, A man needs his rest, Prince Zuko, You need some sleep, even if you're right, and the Avatar is alive, you won't find him, Your father, Your Grandfather, And You'r Great Grandfather all tried and failed.
Zuko: Because their honor didn't hinge on the Avatars Capture, mine does, this cowards hundred years of hiding are over.
(Meanwhile back with Appa.)
Dipper: (keeping a lookout for enemies, Jargafar's Men or otherwise, Notices Katara is still awake.)
Dipper: What are you doing up?
Katara: I was just think… Aang Being an Airbender and all… You think maybe he'd know what happened to the Avatar.
Dipper; The what?
Katara: Never mind… I should get some sleep… Goodnight…
Dipper: Yeah… Goodnight. (Goes to sleep, unaware that Anang Heard their conversation.)
(Next morning.)
Mark: … Dipper… Dipper…
Dipper: (Slowly wakes up.)
Mark: We're now in the village, C'mon Get dressed, Katara has them all waiting to meet us.
Dipper: But… the Emer…
Mark: Will be fine, now C'mon.
(Outside, Katar Leads Aang and the Squad into the village.)
Katara: Everyone, This is the Entire Village, Entire village, Aang, and the Freedom watch.
Dipper: Uh… Hello…
Villages: (Back away a bit.)
Aang: Why they looking at us like that?
Old Woman: Well we've had no contact with the freedom watch for the last ten years, and as for the airbender, No ones sean one for hundred more, We all assumed they were extinct, until my Granddaughter, Grandson and you and you'r men found him.
Aang: Extinct?
Katara: Lieutenant Mark, This is my grandmother.
Gran Gran: Call me Gran Gran.
Mark: Pleased to meet you.
Sokka: (Grabs Aang's Staff.) What is this, Some sort of weapon? You can't stab anything with this.
Aang: (Sucks back the Staff.) It's not for stabbing, It's for airbending. (Opens it to reveal a glider with red wings.)
Dipper and Dib: Whoa!
Little girl: Magic trick! Do it again!
Aang: Not magic, Airbending, It lets me control the air currents around my glider and fly.
Vana: that… sounds way to far fetched.
Aang: Check again! (Launches himself into the air, Doing loops as the villagers stare in amazement.)
Villagers: Whoa… Check it out… it's amazing…
Aang: (Crashes into a Guard tower.)
Sokka: (Gasp) My watchtower!
Aang: (Pulls his head out and slides down.)
Katara: That was Amazing!
Dipper: Totally Awesome!
Dib: Cool!
Mac: Radical!
Vana: Okay that was kinda rad.
(A bank of Snow from the watchtower covers Sokka.)
Sokka: Great… You're an Airbender, Katara's a Waterbender, Together you can just waste time all day long.
Dipper: You're a waterbender?
Katara: Well, Sort of… Not yet.
Jack: A waterbender? In the south? I didn't think there were any left.
Gran Gran: Alright, that's enough playing around, Come Katara, You have chores. (leads Katara away.)
Katara: I told you, He's the real thing! I've finally found a bender to teach me.
Gran Gran: Katara, Try not to put all your hopes into these people.
Katara: But there the Freedom watch, We've been waiting for their aid for the past ten years.
Gran Gran: A mere scout crew, the true freedom watch have been occupied with other villains like Lord Jargafar, and others.
(Meanwhile.)
Zuko: (Facing two of his soldiers.)
Iroh: Again.
Zuko: Ha! (Blasts fire from his hand to the guards, but misses.)
Guards: (shoot fire at Zuko.)
Zuko: Heyaa. (Dodges and back flips over them.)
Iroh: (Sigh.) No! Power in firebending comes from the breath, Not the breath becomes energy in the body, The energy extends past you'r limbs and becomes fire! ( Releases a cloud of flame in front of zuko.) Get it right this time.
Zuko: Enough! I've bean drilling the sequence all day, teach me the next set, I'm more than ready.
Iroh: No you are impatient, you have yet to master your basics, Drill it again.
Zuko: Grrrr… huh! (Blasts one of the guards.) the sages tell us that the Avatar is the last airbender, He must be over a hundred years old now, He's had a century to master the four elements, I'll need more than basic firebending to defeat him, you will teach me the advanced set!
Iroh: Very well, But first, I must finish my roast duck. (Begins eating.)
Meanwhile.
Sokka: Now men, It's important that you show no fear when you face a villain, It the water tribe we fight to the last man standing, For without courage, how can we call ourselves men.
(Said "Men" are revealed to be little boys.)
Little Boy: I gotta pee.
Sokka: Listen! Until your father's return from the war Their counting on you to be the men of this tribe, And that means no potty breaks!
Little boy: But I really gotta go!
Sokka: (Sigh.) Okay… who else has to go?
All boys: (Raise their hands.)
Sokka; (Facepalms.)
Jack: Hmp, The boy has his work cut out for him.
Mark: (Trying to get a radio working.)
Mac: You get a signal yet?
Mark: No, nothing.
Dipper: Couldn't we try sending a message via a raven or a pigeon?
Mark: Theirs not a bird for miles around.
Vana: Theirs nothing at all for miles around, what happened to this place?
Jack: This was once a thriving nation, however after several raid from the fire nation, corsairs, searats and pirates, it was left devastated, its culture shattered and it's capital abandoned and turned into a breeding place for seascum, and all it's men off to war.
Dib: That's terrible.
Mark: Well, the more we stay here, the more danger these people could be in, He have to get out of here and get back Caer Dathyl, and bring the emerald with us.
Katara: Bring what with you?
Dipper; Nothing.
Little boy: Wee!
(Scene changes to Aang on Appa's back, having propped up Appa's tail into a makeshift slide with children sliding down.)
Vana: What is that?
Dib: A slide?
Katara: (Laughs.)
Sokka: Stop! Stop it right now! (To Aang.) What's wrong with you? We don't have time for fun and games with thee war going on.
Aang: What war? (Hops off of Appa.) What are you talking about?
Sokka: You're kidding right?
Aang: PENGUIN!
(Scene changes to a penguin in the distance between Sokka and Katara.) Oh crap I'm out!
Aang: (Speed after it.)
Sokka: He's kidding right?
Dipper: We better go after him…
Later.
(Enter a beach full of penguins.)
Dipper: Aang?
Katara: Aang?
Aang: (Seen chasing Penguins.) Haha!, Hey, Come on little guy! Wanna go sledding? (Lunges at penguin but misses.)
Katara: Sledding?
Dipper: With Penguins?
Aang: Heh, I have a way with animals. (Mimics a penguin.)
Katara: (Chuckles at this.)
Dipper: Um, Should I even call this animal abuse?
Aang: Abuse!? Wha… What are you talking about?
Dipper: You're trying to ride a living creature down a hill against its will, How is that not Abuse?
Aang: It's not, It's just fun and Games.
Dipper: Using Penguins as Sledds is fun!?
Aang: Well… Yeah.
Dipper: Dude, That is just… (Gets muhpled by Katara.)
Katara: Ignore him, We'll help you find a penguin to sled on, If you teach me waterbending.
Aang: But I'm an Airbender, Not a waterbender, Isn't there someone in your tribe who can teach you?
Dipper: (Frees his mouth from Katara's hand.) Yeah, Anyone?
Katara: No, You're both looking at the only waterbender in the whole south pole.
Dipper: What happened to the others?
Katara: Villains…
Dipper: Oh.
Aang: That's not right, A waterbender needs a needs to master water.
Dipper: What about the north Pole? Jack and Vana once told me of another water tribe up their, They definitely have waterbenders who could teach you.
Katara: We haven't had contact with our sister tribe for a long time, It's not exactly turn right at the second glacier it's on the other side of the world.
Aang: But you forget, I have a flying Biason, Appa and I can personally fly you to the north pole.
Katara: That's… I mean… I don't know… I've never left home before.
Dipper: Do you think your biason could get us to caer dathyl?
Aang: I guess, But in the meantime could guys help me catch one of these penguins?
Dipper: No.
Aang: Please?
Dipper: No.
Aang: C'mon It'll be fun.
Dipper: No!
Aang: Okay fine… But I think one of them called you gay.
Dipper: What?
Aang: Yeah, In fact I speak penguin and I heard them say you're a parentless loser with genitals the size of a walnut and to chicken to evan sled on them to make them pay for such hurtful words.
Dipper: … Katara, How do you catch a penguin?
Later.
(Scene opens with an ice bank.)
Aang, Katara, and dipper: (Sitting on penguins, rocket off of it and continue to ride down hill at top speed.) WHoooaaaaa!
Katara: I haven't done this since I was a kid!
Aang: You still are a kid!
Group: (Continue to rocket down the frozen land and enter a large tunnel of ice, they emerge from the tunnels and get off their mounts, which are now writhing in pain.)
Penguin: Why would you do this?
Dipper: You deserve it. (Notices something big.) Uhh Guys?
Aang: (Looks behind him) whoa… what is it?
(Cut to a huge ship trapped in the ice.)
Katara: A fire Navy ship, And a very bad memory for my people.
Aang: (Starts to go near it.)
Katara: Aang, Stop! We're not allowed to go near it.
Dipper: The ship could be booby trapped.
Aang: If you wanna be a bender Katara, You have to let go of fear.
Dipper: there's a big difference between… Katara?
Katara: (Follows Aang in.)
Dipper: Guys wait! (Goes after them.)
(Scene changes to the three kids wandering through the wrecked ship.)
Katara; This ship has haunted my tribe since Gran Gran was a little girl, It was part of the fire nation's first attacks.
Aang: Okay, Back up, I have friends all over the world, evan in the fire nation, I've never seen any war.
Dipper: How long were you in that iceberg?
Aang: I don't know, a few days?
Dipper: Try a hundred years…
Aang; What?
Dipper: Think about it, the disney vs non disney villain wars have been happening for 2 centuries straight, One of those centuries included the fire nation going bad and betraying the rest of the elemental islands, You were in there the whole time, That's probably why you don't know about it.
Aang: (Stunned) A… Hundred years?
Katara: C'mon, let's get out of here.
Later.
Dipper: Guys, Can we just go back? This place is creepy?
Aang: (Notices something on dipper)
Aang: What's that?
Dipper: What? (Drags a wire on his foot, and the door behind them is sealed with a gate, trapping them.)
Dipper: Katara, What's that you said about booby traps?
Machinery starts to operate, Suddenly a flare shoots up into the air and begins to descend.)
Aang, Dipper and Katara: Uh-Oh.
Aang: (Grabs them both.) Hold on tight, (Jumps out a hole on the roof.)
(Scene changes to the falling flare scene through a telescope, which quickly changes to where our heroes are.)
Zuko: The last airbender, Quit agile for his old age. Wake my uncle, Tell him I've found the Avatar. (Looks back into the telascope.) As well as his hiding place. (Smirks in determination.)
To Be continued.
Boy this was long, Hope you all enjoyed it.