Why hello there~~! Here is chapter 2 I know it is rather short but it's because there would be just too much there so the next chapter will defiantly be longer~~! Hope you like it~~! I do not own Naruto or any of it's characters, if I did I wouldn't have to write this I would just make a spin off of the show~~!
Warning: NARUSasu is the main pairing so this is yaoi/shounen-ai(I might still be spelling it wrong) There will be a quite a few side pairings as well~~!
It had been two weeks since Sasuke had first started at Konoha High. He had grown accustomed to everyone and the strange school itself. He had even met some of Hinata's other friends which he had failed to meet on the first day he was there, Ino, Sakura, and Rock Lee or Lee which is what he liked his friends to call him, like he had said to Sasuke. He had become accustomed to the strange behaviour and out bursts of Seren and Max; he was used to Lee's daily confessions of his love for Sakura and then being not so kindly rejected. It was like Sasuke had always been a part of the gang, but even over the course of these two weeks Hinata became worried. Naruto had been avoiding Sasuke and when she had asked him why he had just shook his head and said it was nothing. Naruto had backed off from Sasuke afraid that the boy was still mad at him for bringing up those bad memories.
It was a Friday when Sasuke had found himself being dragged through the halls of school when he should've been in third period. The people who were dragging him were none other than the twins. Knowing resistance was futile Sasuke didn't even bother to resist and just let the twins drag him to wherever they were taking him. They finally arrived at their destination which was the school auditorium. The twins dragged Sasuke over, that's right over the seats and past the stage and up the ladder that lead to the scaffolding where the lights were controlled. Sitting along the pathway was Lee, Gaara, Shino, Kiba, Sakura, Ino, Naruto, Sai and Hinata all in a circle The twins sat in-between Sai and Hinata causing irritation to spread across Gaara's features, leaving Sasuke to sit next to Naruto who had been avoiding him for the past two weeks which Sasuke had still yet to comprehend why though.
"I'm sorry for bringing up bad memories, are you still mad at me?" Naruto asked Sasuke as he sat down.
"No-is that why you've been avoiding me?" Sasuke asked stunned. It had been two weeks and Sasuke had gotten over it in the first two days.
"Yeah sorry about that..." Naruto said scratching the back of his neck nervously.
"It's fine." Sasuke said muttering a 'dobe' afterwards which Naruto heard.
"Teme." Naruto said playfully. Sasuke tried to retort but was cut off by Lee.
"Alright my youthful companions!" Lee said throwing his fist in the air. "It's time for the annual monthly dare off to see who the King of chickens is!" Lee exclaimed earning a few chicken noises from Naruto and Kiba causing laughter to rise among the group once the laughter died down Sasuke voiced his question.
"What is this exactly?" He asked with confusion, Naruto took it upon himself to explain their little game to Sasuke.
"Well we each get a piece of paper that we choose out of a hat, on each paper is a dare that we have to complete if we cannot complete the dare we are out. The first person to get out has to wear a chicken costume to school for however long the winner chooses which can be no longer than a week. You have three days to complete each dare and whoever does their dare gets to the next round. Once everyone has completed or wimped out of the dare everyone who had completed said dare gets a new more extreme one." Naruto explained.
"So the longer you're in the crazier the things you have to do?" Sasuke asked.
"Exactly." Naruto confirmed nodding his head. "The person who completes all of their dares wins and the runner up has to be their 'servant' for the last week of the month, the daring at maximum takes three weeks. So in summary just try to complete all of the dares to win. Oh and the twins choose all the dares." He added quickly causing everyone to look at the twins who had matching sinister smiles plastered on what they could see of their faces.
"So far Naruto is the King of Dares, but don't worry these dares will be the worst so far~" They said in unison in the exact same creepy tone before they started to chuckle manically. The only one who seemed to be unfazed by this was Sai and Gaara. Sai had known the twins for over ten years and had gotten used to their behaviour. Gaara, well I think that explains itself.
"Now each of you have to choose a dare~~!" Exclaimed both twins in unison simultaneously holding out a fedora with a bunch of tiny papers in it. One by one they each choose a dare. "Now you must read them aloud~~!" both twins snickered again creeping the others out even more but none the less they read out their dares.
"Slap every ass that you see and claim to not be able to resist that juicy plumpness..." Lee read out loud to the group with a red tinge to his cheeks. The whole group was staring at him with disbelieving eyes before they all burst out into laughter. The twins were serious none of the first dares had ever been like this before. Once they settled down they all turned their eyes to Gaara for him to read out his dare.
"Sneak into Tusnade's office and steal all of her sake..." Gaara stated nodding his head. "Yeah I can do that." He said with a small smirk on his face.
"Kill one of Shino's bugs..." Shino said his face paling.
"Do we have a body for our chicken suit?" Seren asked in a sickly sweet voice.
"No..."Shino muttered grumpily.
"Tell Nancy you refuse to have sex with him any longer because he is a dirty whore then slap him..." Kiba announced trying to get this over with. His face paled as well and a deep crimson blush spread across his cheeks.
"Nancy?" Sasuke question no one in particular.
"That's what Seren calls Neji..." Max answered dully. Sasuke just nodded not questioning any further as they resumed reading out the dares.
"Go around telling people that you are a sex addict and you need their help in 'curing' you..." Sakura stated in shock. "Seren how could you come up with such a thing!" she screeched.
"I didn't Max did~" Seren said casually causing the group to stare at Max in shock. She had seemed so innocent, but now they knew she was indeed a closet pervert. "Max is almost exactly like me, you shouldn't be so surprised~~!" Seren sang out to them before gesturing to Ino to read aloud her dare.
"Become a pimp for a day..." She stated a bit confused.
"Look Ino-pig you only have to be yourself!" Sakura laughed earning her a smack in the head from Ino.
"Shut up billboard brow!" Ino hissed getting into another of their daily arguments. It was hard to believe they were best friends, but whatever the rest just ignored them and continued on.
Naruto paled as he read over his dare before saying it aloud. "Go on an 'adventure' with Seren... Are you serious!" Naruto yelled Seren just smirked at him.
"Yay, an adventure buddy, my adventures get so lonely!" Seren yelled tackling Naruto into a hug chanting 'Buddy, buddy, buddy' repeatedly. Naruto just huffed and let Seren cling to him knowing even if he tried he wouldn't be able to get Seren off until he willingly wanted to. Everyone turned their attention to Sasuke who was just sitting there in silence staring at his small piece of paper.
"What's it say Sasuke?" Naruto asked leaning in to look at Sasuke's piece of paper, was his dare that bad?
"Cross-dress..." Sasuke whispered. Ino and Sakura instantly stopped fighting and turned their attention to Sasuke.
"Sasuke-kun, Ino-pig and I have to take you shopping after school and we can get you a nice top-"Sakura started.
"Oh, and a cute skirt!" Ino squealed happily. Sasuke dropped his shoulders and hung his head as Sai burst out into laughter.
"Oh I look forward to this~~!" Seren giggled and Naruto nodded his head in silent agreement the idea of Sasuke in a skirt making his stomach flutter. Sakura and Ino were lost in their own conversation and there was no use in trying to get their attention so they just continued.
"Hey Gaara your dreams finally come true you get a hug from me~~! I'm so gonna win~~!" Sai said to Gaara without thinking of the consequences, Gaara hadn't exactly been happy with Sai and all his Seren groping lately. Gaara glared at Sai until a terrifying smile lit up his face. Looks like Sai might be in the chicken suit after all.
"Oh my gosh I gotta kiss someone! Ewww cooties~~!" Seren squealed childishly as it read over its dare.
"Does it say who?" Max asked with a smirk on its face.
"I don't wanna say~~!" Seren squealed as it let go of Naruto and jumped on Max clinging to its twin like a koala bear. Gaara huffed in annoyance when he heard this not at all happy with Seren's dare. Seren looked over at Gaara and let go of its twin and crawled over into Gaara's lap. "What's wrong?" Seren questioned from Gaara's lap. Gaara turned his head to the side to try and hide the pink hue of his cheeks. Seren shrugged its shoulders and looked to its twin. "What's your dare Max?"
"I have to dance in the centre of the court yard to Barbie girl while claiming to be Justin Bieber... did Papa get into our dare box again?" Max questioned not recalling either of them writing this dare.
"Probably..." Seren said shrugging. "Hinata~~?" It question turning its attention to the shy girl.
"I have to ask what sex is..." she whispered shyly, Sasuke quit his sulking for the moment and stared at his cousin kind of relieved that her dare was worse than his own. Kiba, Seren, and Naruto all burst into laughter.
"Ooo knowing Papa he will be more than willing to explain that..." Max sighed, Seren had really out done them self this time. "Oh and you need at least 3 of us witnessing you doing your dare, you have three days everyone." Max said before both twins got up and jumped off the side of the metal bars just as the bell rang for their last class. Oh yes, this will be interesting.
Tada hope you liked it please comment/review all comments are welcome, but no flames please! *cyber hug* Wow this author's not is short but oh well ypu dont want to hear me talk you just want the story~~!
Until next time my pretties~~!