Look at This Photograph…

Irrelevant Maverick's comments: I made a boo-boo for first chapter! Hyoga's girlfriend fr: Saint Seiya The Golden Apple Movie is actually named Ellie, not Eris. Fire-chan9490, this chapter will explain that 'incident' from first chapter with Shun being EVILLLLL! EDIT 7/20/10: edited for better wording.

Disclaimer: I disclaim Saint Seiya but really, Knights of the Zodiac is not a bad title.

-+-+Darth Vader Shun+-+-

::Rewind 7 years::

A young Hyoga and Seiya just finished begging Shiryu into letting them borrow his yo-yos. They hurriedly ran outside with them.

"YEAH! Check this out Hyoga!" Seiya does a twister with the purple dragon yo-yo, swinging it all around his body and passing the string from hand-to-hand over his legs and head.

Hyoga, knowing a challenge when he heard one, pulls off a roller coaster. Seiya, staring in awe, trips and eats dirt ((once again!))

"Was seeing you get tangled in your own string the thing you wanted me to check out?" asked Hyoga, a touch of sarcasm in his voice.

Seiya tries to swing a punch at Hyoga, who just takes a step back, misses and falls on his face.

"Jeez Seiya. Now how're we going to get you untangled?" Hyoga rubs his head, wondering if he should just ditch his friend. But he just couldn't leave the idiot like this. Blast my golden heart! thought Hyoga.

After a few minutes of untying the string and nearly choking Seiya with it ((although Hyoga might've purposely choked him)), the soon-to-be Pegasus Saint gets free. "This is all your fault Hyoga!" cried Seiya.

"What do you mean? You tripped on your own two feet!" retorted Hyoga, now stepping forward angerly. Seiya pushes Hyoga.

"Alright, that's it! NOW IT'S ON!" The boys start rolling all over the grass, pinching each other's cheeks and pulling. From behind a tree, a green haired boy looks longingly at the colorful yo-yos. Should he take the yo-yos and make a run for it?

Lucky thing for Shun, he had his conscience to make the decision for him. Goodie-Two-Shoes Shun appeared on his right shoulder and began a fierce argument with Darth Vader Shun, who was poking Shun in the cheek with his pitch fork.

Goodie: Shun, you should be breaking up your friends' fight, not stealing their toys!

Darth: What you talking? (spits) Those yo-yos don't even belong to them!

Goodie: Yes, but it's in their possession, isn't it Shun?

Darth: (turns Shun's face in his direction) Do you like those yo-yos? (Shun nods) Do you see your friends neglecting their yo-yos? (Shun nods faster) Do you really want those yo-yos to feel lonely? (Shun shakes his head)

Goodie: (now wielding a spear) SHUN! Go near those yo-yos and I'll, I'll… !

Darth: Now, now, violence isn't the answer, right Shun? (Shun nods) Now, GO GET THOSE LONELY YO-YOS MY BOY!

His mini-Shuns disappear in a puff of smoke as he tip-toes his way over to the toys. But he didn't need to be quiet because Hyoga has a hose and is fully shooting Seiya down with water.

Darth: "Run Forrest, Run!"

Our naughty little Shun takes off for Tokyo Park. At the park, he began doing various yo-yo tricks, even pulling off some expert techniques. A small crowd gathered around. He "Ooh!"ed and "Aah!"ed the crowd for a couple of hours.

Oh no, it's almost four 'o clock already! Better get home before Ikki spanks my Winnie-the-Pooh bear thought Shun. He continued to "walk the dogs" as he made his way home. But unfortunately for him, the yo-yos got stuck in a crack on the sidewalk.

"Oh poo!" cried Shun, frowning. He yanks it out, causing him to fall backwards while the yo-yos fly up into the air and lands… right into the sewer. "My yo-yos!" ((Who's yo-yos?))

::One bus ride later::

Back at home, his hair is all messed up, his clothes hung limply, and worst of all, little Shun is empty handed. He had gone to Crystal Tokyo Fair, the same place that Shiryu had won his yo-yos. He ran out of money and so, ran out of chances to win the yo-yos. He sees Saori walking with his bear.

"Saori, that's my bear!"

The purple haired girl looks Shun up and down. Taking in his disheveled appearance, she smirks.

"Not anymore it isn't! This is my house so what's yours is mine! MWAHAHAHA!" cackled Saori from behind her hand. Shun gives her the evil eye ((gasp!)). But then she turns around and pulls out something from her little bag.

"But you can have this! I don't like it anymore."

Shun looks down at Piglet, with a missing eye and a torn foot.

"Don't want it!" yelled Shun, throwing the Piglet to the side. But soon a shadow falls over the innocent boy's face as he lets out a maniacal laugh.

"MWAHAHA (cough, cough) HA!"

REVENGE! Shun sneaks into the little bratty princess' room. He immediately spots Saori's purse and snatches all her money. Licking his finger and counting the money ((EEW! BAD SHUN!)), he stuffs it into his sweatshirt's pouch.

Heading for the door, he suddenly stops. Looking at Saori's dolls, he gets a brilliant idea. Brilliant… but EVILLL!

"Thank you, Mister!" quipped Shun at the cashier of the Toys N' Joys store. Outside, Shun carries a plastic bag with some plain purple and yellow yo-yos. He takes a seat on the bench and opens the yo-yo boxes.

But these aren't the same as the old ones thought Shun sadly. Spotting something, he takes out a quarter and inserts it into the sticker slot machine. He promptly receives a PowerPuff Girls sticker. Well… I do have a lot of money to spend! thought Shun, smiling evilly. "Hehe!"

::50 quarters later::

Coast is clear! Shun runs out from behind a curtain to hide behind a statue. He runs and hides behind various sculptures and other ugly furniture until he reaches the lawn table. After putting the sticker of a dragon and tiger on the yo-yos, he places them in plain sight so that anyone who might've been, uh, searching for any missing yo-yos, will find them.

Mission complete! thought Shun, he starts cartwheeling in the hallway.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Shun falls flat on his butt.

All the maids and Tatsumi run into Saori's room. They stood, covering their mouths in horror as they saw dolls covered in make-up that made them look as if they came out of a Toy Story War movie. Some even looked like they just came out of a doll hospital.

"Guess they found my little Frankensteins! MWAHAHA! I mean, hehe!" laughed Shun quietly, rubbing his hands together with horns coming out of his head. Terrible!

…every time I do it makes me laugh