Okay, this was originally supposed to be a one-shot, but I thought it would be more fun to create a series of one-shots. I'm not changing the name because most of the ideas I have take place at night anyway. This is a sort of a prologue for the next chapter "Fun, Part II" because I felt like giving Jace a little taste of what is to come. :) Alright, on with the humor!


Rain thundered down on the roof of the Institute like an angry horde of Ravener demons. Everyone inside almost wished that this was what the sound was, since that would at least be a relief to the utter boredom for the teenage Shadowhunters lounging inside. Jace was sprawled on an armchair while Alec sat on the couch flanked by the girls, Clary and Isabelle.

All of them were annoyed about being stuck inside, but the sulkiest, surprisingly, was Alec. He should have been out on his first official date with Magnus, but no, he was stuck in the Institute. He sighed a little dramatically and sunk deeper into the couch.

"Ah, cheer up, Alec," Isabelle teased. "You two can rescedule."

"Not funny, Izzy, and that's not the problem."

"Yes it is! There's no other reason for you to be grumpy. Well, grumpier than usual, anyway. Besides, if that's not it, then what is it?"

Alec paused. "Fine. You're right. So what?"

Instead of answering her digruntled brother, Isabelle turned to Clary.

"Clary, when you're mad about something, what do you do? Normally, I'd suggest demon-hunting, but that's out of the question."

Clary thought for a moment. "Well, usually my mom would make me cookies. Her philosophy was that milk and cookies cure everything."

Jace snorted, but continued to stare idly out the window at the lightning. Isabelle stood up and grabbed Clary by the arm.

"Perfect. That'll give us something to do. Come on." Isabelle dragged Clary toward the kitchen while the boys made no move to, well, move.

Isabelle was almost to the kitchen when the doorbell rang. Since she was standing in the entrance of the hallway leading to the front door, she released Clary and went to answer the door. When she swung open the heavy wooden door, she found a very tall, very wet warlock.

"Magnus! Get in here, you idiot! What were you thinking, coming out here in the middle of the biggest storm we've had in years?"

He put his index finger to his lips, as if he had to think about it. "Hmmm, I believe the answer would be... Alec? I thought he'd most likely be very upset about the fact that he didn't get to spend his evening with the magnificence that is, well, me." He stepped past her and ran one hand through his hair, automatically drying it. He waved his hand lazily over his clothing, drying them as well. He hung his coat by the door and said, "So, where would that adorable Shadowhunter be?"

"Well, I'm right here if you were looking for adorable."Magnus gave her a look, and she laughed. "He's in the living room. Go ahead and make yourself at home. You're going to have to stay the night here anyway."

Magnus shrugged and followed Isabelle down the hallway. When he saw Alec lying on the couch, one arm slung lazily over his eyes, he couldn't hold back his grin.

"Who was it?" Alec said. Magnus plopped down next to him, and kissed him on the cheek.

"Who do you think?" Magnus whispered seductively in the younger boy's ear. Alec jumped a little, but didn't move his arm.

"Hmmm... Is it the mailman?" he said. Magnus pinched his side. Alec yelped and pulled his arm down, turning to Magnus as he did so. He grinned and kissed Magnus on the tip of his nose, apparently forgetting Jace was still on the room. "Ooh, a special delivery for me."

Magnus pressed his forehead to Alec's before kissing him softly on the lips. He pulled away for a moment to speak."I feel awful that we couldn't go out tonight."

"It's fine as long as you're staying here," Alec mumbled, sliding his arms around Magnus's neck while Magnus did the same around Alec's waist.

"Gag me with a fork," Jace moaned. "Kill me now before the cuteness of this does!"

Magnus glanced over and smirked. "Well, would you prefer a hot make-out session?"

Jace scoffed. "Oh please, you two couldn't handle anything even remotely sexy. Alec blushes so much when you do the cutesy stuff, the rush of blood to the head would kill him if you did anything sexy."

Magnus raised one perfectly sculpted eyebrow. "Oh really?" He turned to look at Alec. "Alec honey, what do you think? Shall we prove him wrong?"
Alec shrugged and blushed a little. "If you want."

Magnus grinned. In one smooth motion, he swung himself into Alec's lap, twirled his fingers into the Shadowhunter's hair, and pressed his lips to the boy's mouth. Alec opened his mouth, allowing Magnus to explore his mouth with his tongue. They stayed like this for only a moment before Magnus untangled his fingers from Alec's hair, choosing instead to slide them up his shirt. Alec's hands, which had previously been resting on Magnus's back, started moving south. Apparently Magnus had done somethig a little different, because Alec moaned and tightened his grip, getting a small gasp from Magnus.

Jace decided that enough was enough when the sounds started. "Alright, alright, I get it! You two can cut it out now!"

Alec and Magnus parted, both panting a little from the lack of oxygen. Magnus pouted. "Aw, but we were having fun..."

"If you're going to do that, take it upstairs!" Jace said, his right eye twitching madly. Magnus and Alec grinned at each other for a moment, then made a mad dash for the stairs, and Alec taking a flying leap over the back of the couch when Magnus got up.

Isabelle walked in with a plate of cookies, Clary close behind with a couple of glasses of milk. She looked around. "Hey, where did Magnus and Alec go?"

Jace shuddered. "Probably to canoodle."

Well, it's done. This will have a second part! I was going to do the whole thing in one go, but it would have been really long, so I decided to break it up a little bit. I'm sorry for any blatant spelling or grammer errors that I didn't catch, but I think I got them all. Please say something on a review if I did. Thanks once again to all those who favorited this and/or left a review, and yes, Magnus will have his full revenge on Jace for the kissing incident. Muahahahaha. :)