Whee

That was a fun chapter to type, even though I didn't feel like typing! Oh well, I think I'll discontinue my stupid ranting…

And continue my ACTUALLY not boring to type chapter!!

+Chapter Two+

Crash! Dono made a big mistake

"Ha-Haruhi!!" Tamaki evidently disapproved of Kaoru and Hikaru's taking her to her room alone. They could do horrible things to her..!! Even… No, he didn't want to think about the possibilities.

With no time to waste, he made a quick dash for Haruhi's room, cell phone in hand as he was ready to call her as well before he arrived and stop anything incase he was a few seconds late.

Fortunately, Kyouya could read his mind.

"Tamaki." Kyouya sighed, having taken the precaution of standing up and walking to Tamaki by now.

"Ah?" Tamaki jumped when he felt Kyouya lunge foreword and take him by the shoulders. He had been running so fast, his arms flew foreword thanks to Newton's Laws, and his cell phone flew like a runaway train from his hand.

"At that pace you were bound to fall into the ocean."

"But, my daughter needs my help!!"

Tamaki's protesting was full of whines, and he was too busy worrying about Haruhi that he wasn't about to realize that his phone was still on the deck, slowly sliding towards the water as the boat was ready to tip over.

"No she doesn't, Tamaki. Kaoru and Hikaru know what they're doing."

"You don't know them, you're just mama-san!!"

It took a moment for Tamaki to realize just how wrong that sounded. Still, the nickname mama-san was incredibly bothersome, and it just added to the Shadow King's distraction.

"…Um, Tama-chan, Kyou-chan…" Hunny had realized the boat's strange movement.

"Yes, What is it, Hunny-sempai?" Kyouya turned around, eyes of the demon flashing behind his ellipse glasses. He was getting really impatient with Tamaki with being so used to the relaxation of the deck chairs and sun. His voice was stern and said 'I want to rip Tamaki's head off, maybe then he won't go killing himself!'

"…Who's steering the boat?"

Silence.

The silence meant only one thing.

Kyouya darted around to face Tamaki once more, shivering and with a nervous smile. He was sweating. Not a good sign.

"Tamaki…" Kyouya started. "Don't tell me that--"

Kyouya couldn't finish his sentence. A large bump caused the boat to jump high up in the misty air. Water spewed from the pool, and Tamaki's cell phone had taken a nosedive into the water.

Mori took fast action, taking a hold of the airborne Hunny and crouching fast as if ready to jump.

"What the hell was that?!" Kyouya stammered, clinging to the railing of the boat for dear life. His legs kicked over the sides, and if he had taken hold of the boat a moment later, he would have been at the point of falling in and dying.

"I-I don't--!!"

Tamaki looked stunned as well, hugging the railing as if it were Haruhi. His face was pure devastation, and he scrambled back towards the buffet that was lopsided, broken fruit sculptures smeared across the smooth floor of the boat and buffalo sauce all over his expensive clothes.

"What did you do?!" Kyouya roared. Not only had his life been in danger, but so was his work.

"Oh my god, my laptop!" He screeched, jumping up fast and running to the lounge. Stopping at where he sat, Kyouya's head sprang from side to side, scanning the area quickly for his beloved pineapple desktop manager.

It lay, creeping towards the water slowly, and by the time Kyouya dove for it and took possession, it was tilting over the edge, ready to fall.

"I was only gone for a few minutes…!! I was told there were no obstacles around here...!!" Tamaki stammered like a crazy man in a strait jacket, and perhaps that was what he was.

"I… I'm so guilty…! My dad's never going to let me back into the main mansion!!"

"Cut it out, Tamaki!" Kyouya growled, slapping his master across the side of the face. Luckily for Tamaki, it wasn't a backhanded slap. Those were pretty powerful from Kyouya.

"Huh…?" Tamaki looked up to his friend, cheek red from contact, puppy dog eyes. He looked like a scared little child, hiding behind his mother for safety. Except in this picture, the buffet was apparently his mother.

"Now listen…" Kyouya tried to regain his composure. At least the laptop wasn't fried.

"We'll think of a plan. First, I'll call for a helicopter. Meanwhile, you get your butt over to the captain's room! Hikaru and Kaoru will make sure everybody's okay, and Haruhi will watch for anything else that--"

Kyouya was expectantly interrupted, the mad father standing up like Goku from Dragon Ball Z, ready to power up to Super Saiyan.

"MY DAUGHTER! Those unscrupulous tw--"

Before he could continue his rage, Tamaki had taken hold of Kyouya and clung to the railing of the boat once more. It was another large bump, except a little bit more minor than the last.

Mori jumped from the pool with Hunny and began to shuffle through their bags, looking for a phone.

"Alright, I'll go now!" Tamaki bellowed, feeling like a terrible father. He was an idiot, but he knew that everybody on the ship needed to be brought to safety, and that meant seeing Haruhi later. For now, he'd just have to trust the twins, as much as he hated to do so.

Making a run for it, he made his way fast to the captain's room. Placing his captain's hat upon his head in a Pokemon Ash Ketchum style, he took hold of the wheel. Knowing him and his father, they liked their steering to be classical.

"No phones!" Mori announced, Hunny continuing the search. He'd even crawled into his bunny shaped duffel bag.

Finally, he felt a bump on his side.

"Oh no, Takashi… We were in such a rush to go swimming, we left our cell phones in our pockets!!"

Mori's eyes opened fast, shoving each hand down his pocket in unison. Hunny was dead on correct. Sweating nervously, he and Hunny ran to Kyouya for further instructions.

"Hm… It seems Hikaru, Kaoru, and Haruhi aren't able to make it up here." Kyouya started, keeping his cool. That was the only way to prevent a shipwreck, wasn't it?

"So I'll need you two to direct Tamaki. Be sure you don't let the smallest rock pass your sight!"

"Aye aye!" Hunny cried, slapping a hand to his forehead in a 'yes sir' pose. He and Mori went fast to the very front of the boat and searched off of the sides for any threats whatsoever.

He had to admit, Kyouya, that he expected to see Hunny cry instead of follow his directions. He was just to use to the bubbly personality that bawled at the smallest things that he had forgotten Hunny's true colors. How weird, a boy like Hunny.

But now wasn't the time to worry about that. What mattered now was safety and finding a cell phone.

It was obvious that there would be no internet service on a stray island, and cell phone service would be very limited. Perhaps they would get lucky, but that was just a chance. Plus, what good is a phone when it's dowsed in water?

Hika, Kao, and Haru's POV

The door burst open, and immediately Haruhi was pushed to her rear onto the bed. It was a bit suggestive, but not so much. She didn't really care being shoved in a sitting position, but any other would make her uncomfortable. Not like the twins would violate her rights of privacy, it's just that she didn't like feeling like trash.

"What're you two doing?" She asked the smiling two, watching them rummage through a bag that they had seemed to carry from nowhere. She knew what they were doing, but it was impulse to ask.

"Gussying you up!" Finally, they turned around to face her, each holding two different sticks of lipstick. Hikaru had red, Kaoru had pink.

"What color do you think would look better on her?" Kaoru asked his brother, rolling out the lipstick halfway.

"I don't know, but she's not trying to look fancy."

They thought to each other, communicating through eyes. It baffled Haruhi and caused her to raise an eyebrow. She was used to it, but about lipstick? Sure they were cosmetic kings, but it was still odd to see two handsome men discussing what color fits best.

"Let's go with pink!" Their speaking was in unison, and they crept towards her slowly.

"Now, Haruhi, raise your chin and pretend you're going to kiss me." Kaoru said, placing his index finger under her chin and lifting her face ever so little. He was serious. That was how you applied lipstick.

Hikaru sat behind her, wrapping his arms around her neck. A smirk came across his face, and he looked at her as if to say 'you're not getting away'.

"What? You make it sound so… idealistic." She leaned back a little, staring the pink monster in the face as it came towards her lips. Her chin pressed against his finger slightly, but he again took control.

"That's how it's done!" Kaoru giggled, purposely making it sound irrational. Lifting her face to his again, his eyes fell into an amorous look, almost seductive.

"Now, Haruhi…" He started again, tapping her nose with his own.

"Pucker up!"

It took a moment for Haruhi to know that he wasn't going to kiss her, really. With the twins, they were predictable, but not so serious all the time. She didn't struggle, just sat, looking at Kaoru. She could have started to put him on the guilt trip by saying 'You said you would kiss me, tear tear,' but she decided it was against her. That wasn't how she rolled.

"C'mon, Haruhi!" Hikaru finally whined. "Lipstick's only one part of the process! If you can't do that, how're we going to get you dressed?" Of course he was kidding.

"You're not." She grumbled, then looked back to Kaoru. He had stopped moving his face. "And what about you? Why'd you stop, huh?"

"…Huh?" Kaoru blinked, retreating a few inches in confusion. Was Haruhi saying she wanted a kiss?

"You're such a bluff, you know that? I don't need lipstick. I'm just going to get dressed and brush my hair."

Haruhi pushed Kaoru and Hikaru off of her, then escaped to the drawers. She dug around for clothes to wear, unhappy with the twins at the moment. They used her like their toy, and she didn't like it.

"Here. What if I applied the lipstick?" Hikaru suggested, taking the stick from Kaoru. Kaoru simply took a case of blush, swirled, and tapped.

"No thank you." She didn't bother to turn around.

Climbing across her bed, Hikaru pretended she said yes. He swung her around, pinned her against the dresser and smirked.

"Same procedure, make believe you're going to kiss me, then I'll just put on the color. It'll be like this never happened!"

"No!"

"Don't be a cold fish! Just do it!"

"Stop it, Hikaru!"

Finally, he placed a hand below her chin and held her face up to his. Letting himself calm down from the anger that was building from within him, he made their faces inches apart or less.

"And I'm not the same bluff Kaoru is. Don't make me go any farther."

Of course, he was just teasing her, but Kaoru stood from behind with a sincere smile. It was so cute, Haruhi and Hikaru. He wanted to just go and push his brother, but that'd only end in disaster. Plus, he wanted his brother to himself at the same time. Hikaru was his brother, his twin, his property, love.

The first bump came, and the makeup was thrown across the room, landing next to Haruhi's head on the dresser. Kaoru fell to his face, throwing the blush to land with the rest of makeup that was on a heap on the floor, and hurting his nose.

"What the--" Hikaru started, turning his eyes around slightly to see Kaoru. He was ready to jump to his rescue when he felt a strange sensation upon his lips. When he'd realized what had happened, his face flushed red and his heart skipped a beat.

Haruhi stood, facing up at Hikaru and seeing the panic in his eyes. The thing was, why didn't he just step away and let their kiss end fast? Not a bluff? Ha, nature decided that one. Still, what she was really wondering and caring about was the bump.

"…Hikaru..!" Kaoru gasped, pushing himself up by his hands and going onto his knees. His nose was bleeding profusely and his hand was there to keep it all from dripping onto the floor. When he looked up, he blushed 10 shades of red as well.

After a good while, Hikaru fell back. It was as if his soul had escaped his body, mouth twitching as he lay on his back on the bed. Still, his heart was racing and he felt as if his face would burst out into flames. The bluff wasn't supposed to go that far!!

"…Hi-Hikaru! Are you okay?!" Kaoru gasped, running to his brother's aid when he was supposed to be the one tended to. Kaoru was a bit of a pushover. No longer did he even remember what happened between his brother and his friend just a moment ago, all he cared about was his health.

"Kaoru, you're bleeding!"

Haruhi's eyes shot open when she saw the mess of blood. It was insane how much there was, why was he caring for his brother? He was absolutely fine.

"Huh..?" He stopped, looking down to see his blood stained clothes, bed, and floor. Lifting a hand to touch it and look at it from his finger, heavily sighing.

"Oh well… At least I'm okay."

"Right…" Haruhi nodded to him. "You have way more to worry about than Hikaru… that baby."

Kaoru laughed.

"He is a baby…. Isn't he. But he still has more important things to care about than an accidental kiss."

"Too bad he doesn't care about them."

There was a moment of silence, staring at Hikaru as he dozed off. Now the shock had lead to a blackout. Just what they needed, an immobile Hikaru.

"We should get to dono-sama and the others." Kaoru suggested, standing up and piling Hikaru onto his back. Blood dripped from his nose violently as he leaned over, carrying his brother.

"Good idea, they might need us." Haruhi nodded to Kaoru, standing up as well. She surveyed him and his brother. They loved each other so much, they both put the other in front of themselves. Too bad Hikaru was an idiot enough to blackout from something trivial when his brother was in need. Kaoru seemed the much nobler, sweeter brother. She admired him.

"On second thought…"

Kaoru looked up.

"What?"

With a sigh, Haruhi regretted what she was about to say already. "I think you and Hikaru should stay down here, and I'm not going up there without you both."

"But if the ship's sinking, we'll have to get to the deck!" Kaoru was so baffled that Haruhi would even suggest that. She always seemed so cool and collected.

"You're right, but it was only one bump. You know how big of an idiot Tamaki is. He could've just hit that one little rock, and that's it."

Kaoru nodded. She had a point.

"Plus, you and your brother are in no shape to climb stairs. You need to stop the bleeding before you turn white and blackout with him, I need at least one of you to be alive!"

Smiling, Kaoru nodded and lay Hikaru back onto the bed. Haruhi was smart, and he liked that about her. All the reason more to make a connection between her and his brother. Perhaps he was only getting to her through his brother having feelings himself, he had always wondered, but he always concluded his thoughts by saying that Haruhi was no more than a close friend. Plus, Hikaru liked her first and would throw a fit of jealousy if he lost his brother and his crush to a rush of infatuation.

Oh well.

The cushion of the bed sprang up, and the two conscious hosts were thrown up into the air at the second bump. Lipstick was smeared among the walls, blush was powdering the clothes in Haruhi's broken drawers, and the little click of mascara containers surrounded them.

Haruhi had taken refuge on the bed, Kaoru taking a pole from the headboard and holding Hikaru at once to stop from moving too violently.

Maybe Haruhi was wrong.

Maybe they did have to get out of there..

Just how much time did they have?

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A/N!

I'm happy with that chapter, two points of views are fun to do! Especially when they come together and form a conflict. I love dramatic irony!! ♥

Next chapter::

S.S. Suou says its prayers

I'm sure you're able to tell what happened. 0

And survival'll be fun… Mwahaha.