Tale of Under
An Undertale Fanfiction
All Credit for Canon Undertale Characters go to Toby Fox and Co.
All Credit for Gravity Falls Canon characters go to Alex Hirsch
ANNOUNCEMENT:
HI!
After a lot of thought and planning on the future of this story I realized that there were a lot of blanks in the plot line I was going for so I have decided to turn this story into a crossover!
It took me a while of perusing the but eventually I settled on the over-done Undertale Crossover cliché.
Undertale X Gravity Falls
The main reason is to add some layers to the plot but also because there are only a few really good Undertale and Gravity Falls crossovers, so despite my sub-par writing skills I decided to try and make this a really good crossover
Anyways…here is Prologue Part 2!
Prologue Part 2
*While the terribly named "Newer Home" (Or Mewer Home as Alphys jokingly called it) was under-construction we go to a small town about 3 or 4 miles away from , the town of GRAVITY FALLS, which has now recuperated from Weirdmaggedon or the Oddpocalypse.
Gravity Falls
The weirdest little town to exist since someone, sometime ago decided to make a word about how unusual something is.
Needless to say that the people here were quite odd too.
*(Third Person POV initiated)
A little bit away from Gravity Falls was another odd sight.
A van that was swerving around the road and ignoring all common sense as well as driving laws.
"STANLEY PULL OVER!" Stanford Pines yelled from the passenger seat as he grabbed Stan's arms and tried to pull them away from the steering wheel.
"WE ARE NOT PULLING OVER YOU WIMP!" Stanley, *Or Grunkle Stan as he will be hereby known as, yelled back.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Grunkle Ford screeched as they narrowly missed running over what appeared to be a reverse centaur.
"I am driving like a REAL MAN!"
"Real men don't drive like alcoholics!"
"They don't?"
"No…Stanley" Ford sighs.
The van proceeds to spiral off the road while leaving tire marks on the old asphalt as they slide PERFECTLY into the gas station pump area.
"Fine, YOU can drive next Stanford if that is what YOU want!" Grunkle Stan grumbled as he exited the car and went inside the gas station.
Ford sighed and exited the car and went to the pump to fill the van with gas.
"He acts like a child in the body of an old man" Ford whispered to no one in particular.
Ford took out his wallet to pay for gas, only to see that all his cash was in pink paper with a crudely drawn face of Stanley on the front and the Mystery Shack on the back.
"Stanley!" Ford screamed into the air.
"Guess it is the credit card then!"
*Let us just summarize this so the story can progress!
*Credit Card: A Monopoly Card
*Coins: Those circular candy wrappers that look like coins with a badly drawn person on either side
*Debit Card: One of Stanley's many empty cards
*ID: One of Stanley's many fake identities, in this case it belongs to one "Su Kers"
Ford stared at his wallet, in a state so far beyond rage that the only sound that seemed to come out of his mouth was a high pitched squeal that was barely audible.
This was the moment that Stanley came back as well.
"Whew, I finished up in there!" Grunkle Stan said with a stretch, "Lets hit the road and burn that rubber!"
Ford continued to stare at the wallet.
"Stanford?"
"…"
"Ford"
"…"
"Four eyes?"
"…"
"This is getting weird"
"…"
"Is this some kind of Mystery Fever?"
"…"
"I will take your silence as a YES" Stanley said with a shout, "One sec let me get the cure out!"
"…"
*Grunkle Stan exits the car with a wooden baseball bat and prepares to slam it down on Ford's head.
*Luckily, Ford regains his senses at the opportune moment before he gets concussed
"STANLEY YOU IMBECILE!" Ford screamed, breaking his stupor.
"Eh?"
"WHY IS EVERYTHING IN MY WALLET COUNTERFEIT?"
"Oh that…well that is actually a funny story-"
"We have the time" Ford seethed
"Well you know when we were in Vegas and you were trying to find the legendary Gambling Gnomes?"
"When I specifically told you to stay in the hotel room?"
"Well I had the... urge… to go gamble"
*Ford face palms with a groan
"I tried to resist…but the power of that dough was just too strong!" Grunkle Stan continued to narrate
"Continue" Ford said surprisingly calmly.
"Well when I started to gamble I was on a roll… so I decided to bet all my money, and yours too on getting a royal flush in poker"
"…"
"Let me just say that the other guy was cheating" Grunkle Stan began to defend himself.
"So were you"
"Well he just cheated better" Stan said diplomatically, "I think you can pretty much figure out what happened next right?"
"Why don't YOU explain Stanley Pines" Ford said with a deadly low voice, one eye twitching.
"I had to give away all your money and my money too"
"And what is with the counterfeit money?"
"I decided to do what I do best, give fake money and a fake name and run like the wind"
"Still doesn't explain why my wallet is filled with counterfeit money Stanley" Ford growls.
"You see, I had already given your stuff away so I just replaced it with my Mystery Bucks and hoped you wouldn't notice" Grunkle Stan said while scratching his back.
"Give me your wallet Stanley"
"Can't"
"Why?"
"It fells down that ravine in California remember?"
"So what you are saying is that we are stuck in a gas station away from civilization without money to pay for gas?"
"When you say it THAT way…"
"That is the only way you CAN say it Stanley!" Ford screamed.
"Relax, let me use my Pines charm on those poor back water gas station hillbillies!"
"You mean those poor back water gas station hillbillies that heard every word you just said?" Ford asked with a smirk.
"Yup!" Stanley replied with a thumbs up
Ford raised an eyebrow at Grunkle Stan
The poor back water gas station hillbillies stood raising an eyebrow at Grunkle Stan.
In another realm, The Absolute Evil raises his eyebrows waiting for Stan to process what is happening.
*Achievement: Total Incompetence
Stan stares at Ford and then begins to frown.
"What?" Grunkle Stan asks, "Do I have some cookie crumbs on me or something?"
Finally it dawns on Stan.
"I left the stove on in the Mystery Shack when I left didn't I?"
"No yee imbecile, yee called us back water gas station hillbillies ya numbskull!" growled the old man with a large hat holding what appeared to be a small white dog.
"Hillbillies are the scum of the earth, really it is basically a scientific fact"
"Don't anger the nice gas station couple Stanley!"
"What are they gonna do?" Grunkle Stan laughed, "Pull their RAILGUNS?"
The short old man and the weirdly tall hillbilly lady took out their weapons
*Short Old Poor Backwater Gas Station Hillbilly Man pulls out a Chainsaw Railgun
*Freakishly Tall Old Poor Backwater Gas Station Hillbilly Woman pulls out a Flame-throwing Laser Canon
"WHAT THE CHAINSAW!" Grunkle Stan screamed as they ran away from the surprisingly fast hillbillies.
"You just HAD to tempt fate didn't you?"
"How was I supposed to know that a bunch of sixth rate gas station owners could afford MILITARY grade tech?!"
"IF WE DIE I AM GOING TO KILL YOU STANLEY PINES!"
"Ha!" Stan laughed as leaped over a hole in the ground, "That is what all the people I owe money to said as well!"
The two Pines jumped into the van and decided to drive away with whatever little gas they had left.
"GO STANLEY!"
"For once I agree with you Four Eyes!" Grunkle Stan growled as he slammed his foot on the pedal.
*Only at this point the two older men had forgotten that the van was still in Reverse
*The Car crashes through the front of the Gas Station
"Well…it could have been worse!" The Ex-Owner of the Mystery Shack laughs
"I don't think that is possible"
*The Small White Dog appears in front of Stanford and Stanley
"How did that dumb mutt get in front of us?" Grunkle Stan asked Ford
"Stop overreacting Stanley, it is just a dog!"
*Annoying Dog's tail reveals it is in fact a fuse
"A dog bomb?" Stanley says confused, "GENIUS!"
*The resulting explosion crashes the game
*Reload
*Continue
Stanley Pines awoke to see himself in a deep beige room with what appeared to be bars.
He got up and saw his brother on the ground.
Like any normal brother would, he kicked Stanford awake.
"WAKE UP SLEEPY HEAD!"
"What Stanley…where are we?" Stanford asks as he sat up groggily.
"A place that I know like the back of my hand!"
"Do I dare ask where?"
"PRISON"
"I shouldn't have dared"
"HELLO HUMANS!"
The two Stans turned to see what appeared to be a skeleton wearing an orange piece of armour and a scarf.
"Who are you?"
"I AM THE GREAT PAPYRUS!" Papyrus says matter of factly, "WHO ARE YOU TWO GRAY SICKLY HUMANS?"
"…"
"DO YOU WANT SOME SPAGHETTI?"
"Sure" Stanley says as he sits down with the tall skeleton, "You know how to play Poker?"
"I DON'T THINK POKING PEOPLE IS A GAME GRAY HUMAN"
"First my name is Stanley Pines, second it is a card game"
"POKING PEOPLE DOESN'T REQUIRE CARDS SILLY!"
"Let me explain to you the rules of Poker"
"WHAT ARE THEY?"
"To be honest I still don't know myself!"
*The End
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*Go away
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*I have stuff to do
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* Fine, why don't you take a sneak peek at the future of this new world!
*File Load
*activate FALLEN program
*It has been a long time hasn't it?
*Lets watch this world burn together
*TRUE END
A/N: HI!
Thanks for reading this preview chapter!
After this there will be one more Prologue that will reintroduce Dipper and Mabel along with some other characters including Wendy and Soos!
Thanks for the review Drivingmaster19.
To answer your question kinda sorta.
This will be more about the Prophecy of Delta Rune in the original Undertale Game but I might add some Easter Eggs for Delta Rune.
Also the voice that says things with the * is someone that we know…
TOODLES!