(AN: I now present to you chapter two! It's just as random and weird as the last one. Hope you enjoy and don't get totally lost in the nonsense XD)

Dear Diary,

Currently, hating life. Hate. Hate. Triple, double, mega super HATE. You won't believe what these people have done to me, and it's only been a week.
First, I now have to wear a water bra. Yes, I DO have boobs now, and might I add they are very squishy and filled with H.A.T.E.
Second, I now wear the female uniform. Skirt, stockings, button up shirt, bow, and everything.
Third, They cut my hair into layers, topping the cake of girlyness that they have baked just for me.
Fourth, I have to entertain men who swoon at almost ANYTHING I say. Which, I suppose makes my life easier, but it's still rather annoying, not to mention awkward.
Fifth....I'm with the most bizarre people on the face of the Earth.

I will, of course start off with the ring-leader, the queen of this fiasco, Mimi Sasaki, who is simply insane. Everything she says has to be at least twenty-times more dramatic than it actually is. She also has a killer temper, her fuse is seriously the size of a toothpick. Scary, very scary.

Then there's the twins, Hanako and Haruka. Hanako is actually quite sweet, just extremely slow. Haruka is the weird one who seems a bit on the..pervy side, for lack of better words.

There's also Ami Hara…who I actually like. She's calm and mostly keeps to herself. Not to mention she's extremely pretty, I mean, she even has this freckle above her lip that looks like a little beauty mark…

Skipping four pages of Ami rantage.

Anyway, where was I? ….Oh yes, Tori Yoshida, a girl who is way too small and adorable to be SEVENTEEN. YES DIARY, SEVENTEEN. It's so ODD seeing someone smaller than five feet who looks EIGHT being swooned over by TEENAGE BOYS. Luckily, she has that Miyu Kochia girl, who just…doesn't really….talk.
Pray for me Diary, pray for me.
-Akira

"OH MY GOODNESS! THAT'S A BRILLIANT IDEA! ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT!"

Hearing Mimi's voice was definitely not a good way to start the day. Akira sighed, locking his beloved diary and slipping it under his pillow. He quickly changed into his uniform, making sure he did his hair, makeup, and other annoying tasks he didn't have to do before his life was "altered."

"I wonder what Mimi is spazzing about now…"
Akira mumbled, walking into the room where all the girls were seated in their usual positions:

Mimi in the big white chair.
Ami next to her in the pink chair.
The twins on the loveseat.
Tori next to Miyu on the pink couch.
Akira….well, he got the floor.

"Morning Akira~!" Hanako and Haruko chimed in unison.

"Morning…" The boy mumbled as a response, what Mimi had just said kept running through his head…."OH MY GOODNESS! THAT'S A BRILLIANT IDEA! ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT!"

Just say it Mimi.

Hurry up and say it…

"Akira! I got a brilliant idea this morning!"

Bingo.

"I already told you I refuse to take part in your cosplay ide-"

"No, no it's not that!" She paused for a moment, relaxing her eyes, and letting a sly look go across her face. "It has to do with our rivals, the Ouran Host Club."

Akira blinked, they never really did tell him about the other host club. "Wait, who exactly are they and why are they our rivals…?"

"HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW WHO THOSE IDIOT BOYS ARE?! MY GOODNESS, YOU REALLY ARE A COMMONER!" The blonde bit her lip, shutting her eyes in frustration. "...Ami! _"

"Yes, Yes, I know." Ami sighed and turned her attention towards Akira. "The Ouran Host Club is an after school club basically identical to our's, except they serve women, not men….Well, I've only seen them cater to woman, so for all I know they could serve both…Anyway, every member in that club is a male and attends Ouran High. Ouran High has always been a rival of Kyoto High ever since it opened and began attracting more students. From then on there has been bad blood between the Suoh and Sasaki families. Especially their fathers, who are both superintendents of their respected schools…"

"Yuzuru Suoh, your school is sucking the funds out of my school!"
"That is simply because it is better!"
"Fiend!"
"Snake!"
"You know what? NO ONE LIKES GOLF!"
"Damn you Kaito Sasaki!!"

"….to make matters worse, Tamaki Suoh, son of Yuzuru Suoh, opened the club, attracting even more students. So, Mimi decided to do the same thing, donating all the money we make towards our school, to help with the crippling funds."

Robotic speech end.

"Another thing…!" Haruko raised her hand, pointing her index finger up, and huffed. "None of us have actually met the other host club. Mimi has just met Tamaki due to the meetings they sometimes attend with their father's. So we technically don't have bad blood with them. Mimi just made us do backround research on all of them."

"….You're all insane."

"No Akira, not insane…" Mimi abpruptly stood up from her chair and clenched her fist. "Just determined~!"

"…Insane."

"Hmph. No one asked for your opinion anyway~" She folded her arms and sighed. "Now where was I….? Oh yes! My brilliant plan!" A smile came across her face. "Tonight girls, we are breaking into THE THIRD MUSIC ROOM~!"

"….no."

"Isn't that illegal?!"

"Why would we even do that in the first place?!"

"…. ._."

"This is just one of your crazy schemes that will eventually blow over, isn't it?"

"No! I have actually planned this out." A look of pride swept across her expression. "It's quite simple. We strike at nine, making our way through one of the windows, then we just have to manage to take that Kyoya guy's clipboard that he's always writing on, so we can take their beloved information and foil their secret plans!"

"….Obsessed. You're officially obsessed." Haruka sighed and leaned against her sister.

"DETERMINED~!"

"Well I personally refuse to take part in such juvenile activity." Ami calmly stated, barely showing any emotion. "Nor do I feel any actual motivation to carry out this plan."

"You're never any fun Ami…" Mimi pouted, folding her arms.

"We obviously have two completely different views of fun."

"As if you even know what fun is." The blonde closed her eyes and rubbed her temples, shaking her head. "Siliy, silly Ami~ You'll have to keep watch for us though!"

"Alright…."

"….E-excuse me…..May we go over the plan again….something about….a window…?" Hanako nervously laughed, rubbing her arm.

"DamnitHanako."

***

For the rest of the day Akira couldn't take his eyes off the clock. Each hour seemed to tick by faster than normal.

1:00pm.

2:00pm.

3:30pm.

4:45pm.

5:55pm.

6:00pm.

7:30pm.

8:40pm.

9:00pm.

"GIRLS! ASSEMBLE!"

As usual, all the girls (minus Ami) appeared at the sound of Mimi's call.

"Alright ladies, we've been over what we need to do…." Mimi glanced around at each girl, and Akira, making sure to look them directly in the eye. "No matter what you do, leave no woman, or Akira, behind."

"Yes ma'am!" They all chimed in unison, managing to add a salute at the end.

"….God…" Akira sighed, it was official, he now lived a completely whacky life…and would have to get used to it.

"MOVE OUT!"

***

After what felt like walking forever, the group of…"thieves" had reached their destination. An open window was above them, no light could be seen coming from it. The wind easily blew the curtains that were placed on them, giving it an eerie presence.

"….Alright! Everyone who votes Akira to go check for the boys say I!"

"I!"

"I!"

"I!"

"….I…."

"Damnit." Not even wanting to argue, Akira began to scale up the building, using vines that grew along the walls for support. Once he reached the top, he peeked through the window, being greeted with a dark, empty room. "Well…I sure don't see anyone in here…"

"Excellent! We shall move forward!"
By moving forward, Mimi of course meant making everyone else go up before her, and then have Miyu practically carry her to the top.

"Okay…okay…where to start…." Mimi stood in the middle of the room, eyeing it and rubbing her chin. "Hm. Just make sure to look through every drawer and remember not to tear up anything, we must go unnotic-"

Ari no mama de

Butsukatte

Sunao ni natte

Koi no ATAKKU!!

Ima wo kanjite Omoikkiri

Egao de ikou!!

"…Whoops, forgot to turn my cell phone off!"

"YOU IDIOT!!!"

Hanako smiled, rubbing the back of her head. She pulled her cell phone out of her pocket and flipped it open. "It's a text from Ami! It says…Be careful….Oh! I just got another!....Look out….I wonder why she would say th-"

"HIDE!" Haruko grabbed her sister by the arm and dived behind a nearby couch.

Miyu scooped Tori up and dived into a closet, leaving Mimi and Akira exposed. Both of them watched the doorknob in front of them turn. It was as if it was all happening in slow motion…

"Well Mimi…it looks like you have some serious explain-" Akira looked around him…the blonde girl was suddenly gone. "….Mimi?....damnit."

"I swore I heard something!"

"You better not be messing around, I need to go home and get my beauty sleep~" The door finally opened to reveal six boys. A blonde one, one with glasses, a tiny one, a freakishly tall one, twins, and one that looked a little….off.

"….?"

"Who is that?"

"An intruder?"

"Calm down, it's just a girl."

"That doesn't mean she can't be an intruder -_-;;"

"Are you lost, my princess~?" The blonde one stepped forward and took Akira's hand, lightly kissing it.

"E-Eh?!"

Oh Akira, you've got some explaining to do.

(AN: Review please. Once I get four reviews I'll update.)