Hey again! Thanks for all the questions and reviews, now I can start the new chapter!
Disclaimer: Once again, I don't own bleach sadly. Wish I did, but unfortunately I'm too busy with school to go to Japan and take over bleach :P
Well, hope ya like it!

'Ooh, I have an idea!' said Rangiku, exited.
'What is that, Rangiku-san?' asked Nanao.
'We handcuff him, and then we put a lie detector on him!' Cried Rangiku, jumping up and down with excitement.
'Good idea, Rangiku-san' Said Nanao.
Soon, Hitsugaya was tied up and a small lie detector was fixed onto him.

'First question!' Yelled Rangiku in Toushiro's ear.
'Fine fine, you over there.' Said Toushiro, giving up, pointing at a girl at the back.
'A-are Ichimaru and Rangiku-san really you're parents?' asked the small girl.
'Well, she's right in front of you, ask her.' Said Toushiro, annoyed by such a dumb question.
'Actually taicho…' said Rangiku, looking away.

'Matsumoto…you couldn't possibly…' stared Hitsugaya in disbelief.
'Ahahaha! Your face was priceless taicho!' cried Matsumoto, laughing her head off.
'Matsumoto!' screamed Toushiro, he actually believed her for a second there.
'I'm sorry, sorry!' she laughed happily.
He huffed annoyed. 'Anyway, back to where we were.' Said Nanao.
'Question 2!' yelled Rangiku once again.
'That girl over there, the one with orange hair.' Described Toushiro, since he couldn't point at them anymore.
'Can you speak any foreign languages?' perked up the orange-haired girl.
'Uhh…I know some Spanish and French' replied Toushiro, this was getting quite easy.
'Ooh can you say some? Please Taicho!' pleaded the fuku-taicho, giving him puppy eyes.
'Okay okay! Just stop making that face, old women can't act cute.' Saying it as if it was a matter-of-factly.
'Puedo hablar español fluido*' He said, without a single mistake.

*Viewers note, I can't speak Spanish, I used Babel fish. By the way, he said 'I can speak Spanish fluently'

'Wow…' said all the women In awe.
'And also,' said Hitsugaya.

'Je peux parler français couramment' Said Hitsugaya once again.
*Once again, this says 'I can speak French fluently'

All the shinigami women gazed at him in awe.
'Amazing taicho…' said Rangiku, gaping at him.
'Please, can we move on?' said Toushiro, wanting this to end.
'Righty-ho!' said Rangiku happily.
'Uh…Hinamori, you can have a turn.' Said Hitsugaya.
'A-ah...good.' said Hinamori, blushing a tiny bit. Her question was quite...different.

'Hitsugaya do you…can I use the word 'love' here?' she asked around.
'Hinamori…' he said annoyed. They'd already been through this.
'Sorry, Hitsugaya-kun.' Said Hinamori guiltily.
'Ooh, do you love Hinamori taicho?' asked Rangiku gleefully.
'No!' he said, blushing.
'Let's move on.' Said Nanao.
A little girl perked up. 'What do you think about substitute shinigami??'
'I think there a pain in the ass, especially that Kurosaki.' Said Toushiro, annoyed.
'I have a question' said Nanao. 'How'd you keep your hair spiked up like that?'
He paused for a second 'It just spikes up like that naturally. Nothing to it really.'
'Kyouraku-taicho said you used gel' said Nanao.
'He's an idiot then' said Toushiro. Nanao shut up immediately.
'I have a question!' said a woman, with a huge rack.
'What do men really think about thongs?'

'T-thongs..?' said Toushiro, blushing like mad.
'W-well…d-dongs, I mean thongs!' said Toushiro, he was so embarrassed he got muddled up.
'I guess…There just pants?' he said. The lie detector beeped.
'Taicho you're lying!' cried Rangiku. 'Tell us really!'
'W-well…I don't think this but…I guess there sexy?' said Toushiro, turning his head in shame.
A lot of the girls around the room squealed.
'Ahem!' said Nanao loudly. The room went silent.
A yaoi fan-girl stuck her hand up.
'People pair you up with Aizen, Gin, Ukitake, Renji and Ichigo. What would you say about that?'
'I say those people should get a life.' He growled. That was the most annoying question out of all of them. Well maybe, the thong one was worse.
'Right, I want to ask one.' Said Rangiku.
'Would flat-chested women wear bikini's or one pieces?' she asked innocently.
'Well…it depends really…if that girl was like sexy, for example you- he stopped. He couldn't believe he just spilled out the truth.
'Taicho! You think women are sexy too!' said Rangiku in shock.
'N-no! It's not like that!' cried Toushiro, nearly in tears.
Suddenly Rukia went in. She looked at Toushiro who was in tears, and all the women asking him questions.
'Hitsugaya-taicho! Are you okay!?' she said, running over to him.
'Does it look like it?!' said Toushiro, trying to wipe tears away with his shoulder.
'We have to carry on asking questions! Don't ruin our fun Rukia!' cried Rangiku, throwing Rukia out.
'Anyway!' said Rangiku.
'Would you eat candy if it was watermelon flavored?' asked Kiyone.
'That's off the topic!' cried Hitsugaya, still crying.
'Fine then. Why don't you threat Rangiku-san if she doesn't do paperwork? You are the boss y'know…' said Kiyone.
'I don't know why the hell I don't!' cried Toushiro; he was too upset to give any decent answers anymore.
Nanao sighed. This was starting to get out of hand.

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Finsihed!
By the way, thank you for everyone giving me the questions! Really appreciated it! But I may not update soon, I already got detention twice for not doing homework, so I have to start doing it! But I will update as quick as possible! Keep those questions rollin' in! Sorry if this chapter wasn't too good btw, I rushed it :P

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