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HI! This is Rumbling Night Cutter. I'm an HTTYD author, mainly. But I'm coming out of my usual zone for this. I have decided to make Leia and Luke pre-New Hope in this.

Rumble stared at the spot where Wolfie disappeared. The Datnomiran Zabrak hung his horned head in defeat. 'Wolf Girl never listens, does she," he remarked to the enormous four winged dragon next to him. The dark colored, owlish dragon tilted his head, his one functional eye giving a sarcastic glare of agreement.

"Ah, well, let's go get Luke and Leia, huh?"

One-Eye, the dragon, nodded. They strolled over to a black and red pyramid in the corner, and the ting opened up like a shopping mall door. It was the Rumbling Night Cutter's Tardis, his time travel machine that was illogically bigger on the inside. The Zebrak and the reptile entered, and set their coordinates.

Leia was on Olderon, outside her father's home. She was just about to head out with her father's beloved droids, R2-D2 and the ever pessimistic C-3PO. The metal entities followed their mistress outside, and were about to board the ship when they heard a loud, bellowing roar.

They looked and saw something huge headed their way. A flying reptile almost half as big as their ship, a humanoid figure sitting cross-legged on its crown. The reptiles yellow eye glared at the three, while it's left was an expressionless milky orb. It's rider was a black-skinned Zebrak with enormous horns, and an extremely enthusiastic expression on his face as he urged One-Eye downwards.

One-Eye held out an enormous scaly paw that eclipsed all three of them,my adding both princess and dynamic droid duo from the ground as he passed by. The Stormcutter banked in the oar and spun, showing off a bit for his kidnapped passengers while his owner gripped his horn.

R2 beeped, distressed and C-3PO screamed in panic. Leia, meanwhile, tired to reach for her gun, but couldn't reach it. Rumble saw this and chuckled down at her. "Sorry, even if you could reach your weapon, the big guy's scales are as tough as a Zillo's."

"A what?," she screamed as Olderon whisked by below her.

"Ah, never mind, another story, another day," he yelled back. "Meanwhile, I have an associate who wants to meet with you."

"You could have asked!" She shrieked.

"I could... But that would be boring. Kidnapping is exponentially more fun," he smirked, reclining against One-Eye's horn. Rumble's Tardis materialized in front of him, and One-Eye tucked in his wings and flew right in.

Once inside, Rumble went to the Tardis's console and began messing with it again, chuckling as his dragon pinned his prisoners underclaw.

"One... Or three down, two to go," he remarked.

Luke was on his uncles farm, trying to fix a droid that had busted. It was beyond hope, though. He would contact the local Jawa crew and ask for some new ones as soon as he could.

Before he could even get up, however, he was snatched away from the ground much like Leia was. Only this time, the dragon had no rider at all. When he was thrown inside the Tardis with Leia and the droids, the enormous reptile planted its rear in front of the door, tail hanging out, like a guard. He regarded them with a catlike stare of superiority, as if they were all beneath him.

Soon, his owner returned, closely followed by Ben Kenobi. The former Jedi seemed to be the only one who had come of his own free will as he was by no means trapped. He simply stepped inside with the young Zabrak and closed the door behind him.

"Got em both, and some extras," he chuckled. "Beat that, Wolfie!"

His prisoners, excluding the one formerly known as Obi-Wan, stared at him with shock and a bit of fear as the Tardis shook violently.

"I knew I could have taken the one that looked like a police box, instead of this geometric omnipresent pain in my horns," he muttered, kicking the console crossly. When the door opened, he found Wolfy, Han, and Chewie already there. His five charges exited the time travel machine, shocked.

"I got the other iconic characters, and the Jedi," he said, rubbing his dragon's head proudly. "Beat that, Wolf Girl," he said.

I can officially say I'm never writing a Star Wars fanfic. I cannot do sci fi.