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A/N: I'm glad everyone liked Chapter 1. Here's the next one. Please review and let me know what you think.

Summary: Snape decides to play around and get back at Harry for getting him pregnant. Humorous from Snape way of seeing… Plus the fact that he is a very controlled man, his hormones from the pregnancy is wrecking havoc on his equilibrium.

Each chapter of this story will be a different month to show the general idea of whet Snape is going through.

October

Chapter 2: Special Guest

Severus rushed to the bath room, slamming the door behind him and in Harry's face.

"Severus?" Harry called. "Are you alright?"

Severus groaned and sat on the floor, casting a simple spell to clean his mouth and sweating forehead. This was getting out of hand. Poppy had said that in male pregnancies, the morning sickness would last only for 8-10 weeks. In his 5th month, he was still losing his meals.

But this time, he hadn't been around food. He had been lying in bed with Harry, preparing the boy for his entry when a wave of nausea struck him. Damn that boy! He couldn't even have a decent fuck thanks to the idiot knocking him up.

"Sev?" Harry called again. "Some one is here to see you."

Severus frowned. If Dumbledore was back to rub his growing stomach, he was going to kill the old wizard, then and there! He pushed himself off the floor with a little difficulty, he was just showing enough so his robes tented but he felt like he was about the size of the Giant Squid.

Severus pulled on a bath robe and opened the door.

Draco smiled and went to hug his godfather. "I've missed you so much." He said with tears in his eyes.

Severus hugged him back, imagining how silly they must look; Draco in his 8th month, and him in his 5th, feet a few feet away from each other to accommodate for their larger stomachs.

Harry giggled, causing Severus to turn and glare at him. He hung onto Draco, daring Harry to say anything.

Harry cleared his throat, stuttered for a bit and then retreated into the bedroom.

Severus turned back to Draco and hugged him again, this time not letting go.

"Severus?" Draco asked a little breathless. "Is something wrong?"

Severus pulled back slowly. "I'm going to kill Harry."

Draco laughed. "Really, you kill him? Then you would be all moody that you had to do this by yourself."

Severus growled and let go completely. With a glare, he went to find Harry.

"I'll have lunch done in a moment-" Harry paused suddenly as Severus came up behind him and grabbed his ass. "Sev?" Harry turned around to face the man.

"I want you."

Harry smiled and moved to kiss Severus, but was pushed away.

"But I don't want you. I hope you chock." Severus smirked. "Now, Draco out there, he has a nice ass." Severus grabbed Harry's again, feeling along the curve of his backside. "Not too big, just enough to give a little." Severus smacked Harry's bum, causing the young man to jump and grinned to himself. 'That's what he gets for doing this to me.'

A/N: The next chapter is going to be really… well, Sev really does have a bad since of humor with him being pregnant and all. Issues will be brought up that are going to make Harry question his reason for staying. But, don't worry, humor with be back by the end of it, along with Severus sex drive. (hint-hint)

Please review and let me know what you think.