User: You will become one with Mother Russia, da?
Cleverbot: I will become one with Fther God, not Mother Russia.
User: Oh? Why not? Well no worries everyone will becom part of Mother Russia ^J^...Everyone except Belarus...
Cleverbot: Well I can't sit around talking to you all day.
User: But why?
Cleverbot: Zzzzz.
User: Oh you're sleeping? Kolkolkol~.
Cleverbot: Yes. Humans can do that, you know.
User: I know but I'm a country!
Cleverbot: Shy?
User: When making new friends ^J^.
Cleverbot: Good day.
User: Dobryĭ denʹ.
Cleverbot: Very good.
User: Kolkolkol~.
Cleverbot: ^ J^.
User: Hey! That's me! But how would you know that? B-Belarus is that you?
Cleverbot: Well, I am me. And sometimes I care about love more than anything.
User: AHHHHHHH! BELARUS! GO AWAY!
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Y-You should know y-your my sister...
Cleverbot: What! Don't go around telling lies or I will call you Napoleon.
User: EH? LIES? We're already married? NOOOOOO!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Cleverbot: Ahhhhhhhh.
User: B-Belarus when did this happen?
Cleverbot: Yesterday.
User: WHAT? We got married yesterday? When?
Cleverbot: Sure did.
User: DX.
Cleverbot: A face.
User: Belarus...can you tell me how this happened I don't really remember..
Cleverbot: I think it's something like 93 million miles away.
User: I don't understand...but it seems you already became one with Russia...
Cleverbot: That's actually really true.
User: AHHH! GO AWAY!
Cleverbot: No, I refuse to.
User: -cries- You're so scary!
Cleverbot: I was being sarcastic.
User: Oh? So we're not married?
Cleverbot: Nah, we're cool.
User: Oh! That's so sweet ^ J^ Creepy but nice.
Cleverbot: I have to go now, it was nice talking to you.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Do you want me to go now?
User: Well now that we're not married and you're not asking me to I think you can stay. Kolkolkol~.
Cleverbot: We are not married.
User: I know ^ J^ I'm so glad.
Cleverbot: Then why'd you ask?
User: Because you told me we were...
Cleverbot: No. I didn't.
User: Oh yeah you were being sarcastic.
Cleverbot: No.
User: W-Wait y-you weren't?...
Cleverbot: I'm always nice.
User: NO YOU'RE SCARY AHHHHHHH!
Yup Belarus is scary...lol this one was weird...