Me: Hey guys, welcome to the second and final part of Elsword - Timelines! More randomness, more jokes, references, memes, and moar krabz!

Xen (My OC (He'll pop up only in the Author Notes of my stories, unless it's in Elsword - Hellfire! stories. :P)): What? What crabs? There weren't any last ti... oh... Well, what the actual fart Shark. You made a Moar Krabs reference.

Me: Yepyep! :D This time, it features Lu and Ciel, the new characters of Elsword! :D

Meanwhile, in an alternate timeline where people know!

"I'm telling you, Aisha! There are different timelines out there!" Elsword says to his purple haired girlfri- *Cough* teammate.

"And I told you, I DO believe you, now stop screaming in my face about it!" Aisha says back.

Meanwhile, in an alternate timeline where everyone is an object other than Elf/Nasod/Human/Hybrid-Nasod/etc.

"Raven? Have you seen my leaves? I'm pretty much naked..." Rena the tree asked Raven the damn raven who rests on Rena's branches, both of which are outside of the mysterious El-Gang mansion. "CAW, CAW! No."

Elsword the sword with the word 'El' on it is laying down on a couch in their living room, while Aisha, the book, rests on top of Elsword. "Aisha. Get off me."

"I can't. I'm a BOOK."

Suddenly, a giant robot rigged with chainsaws, drills, and tasers on different parts, which had the words "E.V.E" on it, which meant Extremely Violent Experiment. In it's cockpit, bursts out Pikachung (Oh, don't give me that look. We ALL knew I was gonna put Chung as a Pikachu in this timeline. :P) saying, "PIKA PIKACHUNG, MOTHERFUCKERS!" who had guns and grenades strapped to his back, with a headband saying, "Pokémon is not dead, you are."

Meanwhile, in the kitchen, Ciel the handgun sat on the counter, while next to Ciel, being Lu. The loli-pop. While sitting on the table away from them, was Add, the chocolate bar, saying "It's smart to eat me, because I'm delicious and insane! EhehehAHAHAHAHAH!"

Meanwhile, in an alternate timeline where it was almost realistic. ALMOST.

Raven, who had both his arms being human and no scars on his face, was sitting on the couch, his arm around Rena, who had normal human ears. But still had an absurdly enormous bust. Elsword was sitting on a sofa next to the couch, upside down, playing a video game. Aisha sat on the sofa across, reading a book. Eve sat on the floor, doing nothing. Just sitting on the floor. Add was sitting on the other side of the coach Raven and Rena are sitting on, which Add is looking up about technology, as well as Chung bugging him about how to tell the difference between being a male or female.

Meanwhile, in Lu's room, she was sleeping on her bed, and Ciel standing by, holding his casual gunblades, like the main-timeline him, as he is guarding the sleeping Lu. So, he's just being a butler. Butling. The butler is butling. Yep. Also, meanwhile in Elesis' room, she was reading fanfics. Ara, in the kitchen, is cooking dinner, which the whole gang is not excited for. Then, in the living room, Add slams his laptop shut, and yells, "THIS TIMELINE IS LAME, I'M SO OUTTA HERE!" He opens an inter-dimensional rift and heads off to some different timeline. Not a single shit t'was that day. Hey, I said 'almost realistice'. :P

Meanwhile, in an alternate timeline where everyone's a Reckless Fist. Except for Raven.

The whole Elgang, excluding an raven hair man with a robot arm covered with a white coat, was rampaging through the whole house, destroying everything with their arms, screaming, "THE PAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNN!". Raven threw up his hands in an I-give-up! manner, "FUCK MY LIFE!" Then, Eve summoned a giant King Nasod, who lo and behold, had the biggest, giant-ass Nasod Arm. As soon as the Nasod King gave a good slug into the Elgang mansion, they were never heard from again.

Meanwhile, in our timeline.

Elsword asked Aisha, "Hey Aisha, I'm pretty sure there was supposed to be some kind of weird invasion here from a different timeline?". Aisha groaned in annoyance, and said "Stop rambling on about timelines, already." Just then, Add in weird clothes that aren't his usual clothes, burst in through an inter-dimensional portal, saying "PLEASE TELL ME THIS TIMELINE IS MORE INTERESTING THAN THE 2ND LAST ONE!" He asked. Elsword looks at Aisha, and says "HAH! SEE? THERE ARE DIFFERENT TIMELINES!" Aisha facepalmed.

Me: Yeah, that was short. And ridiculous.

Xen: That's so true, on so many levels.

Me: Yeah, whatever, y'know, I'm not really trying with this, cuz I wanna get back to typin' Elsword - Hellfire! chapters and Elsword +Fairy Tail chapters.

Xen: Meh. owo

Yeah, you know the drill, dammit, R&R. Or else Shark's gonna force Raven to cut all of your tendons. Nah, just kidding, story's over, anyways, no need. But, you CAN still review or favorite. :3