Ash ran out of the Pokemon Center. "Misty! Misty where are you.
"What about us!" yelled Max.
"Screw you" said May with her mouth full.
"I'm inside here with an idiot" muttered Brock.
"Misty! Misty?" Ash saw Misty walking on the street with a man with dark brown hair.
"Misty! Who is that"
"Ash, I've grown over you. Meet my fiance, Mark"
"No!" Ash was crushed.
"Hey, who is this idiot?" said Misty's future husband.
"Oh, just some guy"
"I'm not just some guy." cried Ash. "I loved you, I love you, but you run off with this man"
Mark wanted to talk with the trainer. "Misty, give us a little man to man talk"
"OK, but you better not be gay." said Misty as she went inside the Oakwood Donut Shop.
"Ash," said Mark "my name is Mark Sue. My sister, Mary, has just graduated from Harvard, and is running for the Governor of Kentucky. My father, Roberto Sue, but you can just call him Bob, is a former Skull and Cross Bones. My mother, Barbara Sue, spit in the queen's face and got away with it"
"Wow." said Ash. "The only thing my family ever did was invent cheese"
Back in the Pokemon center, it was hell. May had just choked and Brock had just given her the Heimlich maneuver.
"You saved my life"
"Well, I am the only one here that knows CPR"
"Yeah right." said Joy.
"Have you ever thought that I didn't want to be saved!" yelled May. "But I did"
"So, have you ever thought about doing anything for me"
"Big whoop. I'm not getting you that model railroad"
Brock was crushed, but not as crushed as Ash.
To be continued.
Sorry Billy, but it's not a lemon. Mike, I'm glad you liked it. SacredBlade and Mew Melon, I hope you are pleased.